Nick Lachey blends a man baby incessant need to whine, with a random cluster of copy and paste trending sounds to try. From grunge nu metal to Cry Me A River diss tracks that border on emotional abuse of a emotionally damaged farewell that luckily douches gave up circa 2004. It has no direction. Little to no goal or purpose outside this recycled same sound on every track. It's just that bad. It's dog dander.

What's left of me - 75/100 - Doesn't try to reinvent the wheel too much. Simple ... read more

Niel Shoun is the most underrated guitarist to ever live, the band is a magnum opus defining moment for Journey. Filled with vocals of the finest linens in heaven's guest bedroom, but hammer ons, riffs and an overall theme of romanticism make it worth multiple if not dozens of listens.

Journey - Escape

Don't stop believing - 100/100 - Vocals Westside Story, two stranger characters being presented like heavens finest ballad. Steve Perry's vocals like hot shortening on a baking baguette. ... read more

Ms. Lauryn Hill shows why theirs perpetually a Ms. In front of her name. If every Children both boy and girl had listened to this album at age 8. We wouldn't have this spinning ball of sin and hate we have now. The album is concise, smart and she can both sing like the most heavenly angel. And rap like she is trying to rip your spleen out. It's this double threat that makes her borderline untouchable.

Intro - Attendance call in school. Lauryn Hill is absent from school lol.

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Nicki Minaj is trying to find her footing, her features are stellar and her beats are amazing. The era of OBEY snapbacks, cookie monster backpacks and silly bandz. Seems like the moment was 100 yrs ago but 2 days away. As long as you listen, it was moment 4 life. A solid album with way too many corny voice effects and repugnant lines.

I'm the best - 90/100 - Motivational, nice compounding flow. Sounds a bit flexy at times but I guess if you got it show it. "I remember when I couldn't buy ... read more

An album packed to the gills with flow and talent, pen wise a super hero finding his cape. It is also filled to the gills with ublistenable date rape songs, baby noises, impressions of women being sexual assaulted while drugged, and overall this miracle whip level Dennace the mennace energy that honestly has been outgrown out of my ear drums. He is superbly talented but at what cost? SSLP lacks all of what MMLP has in direction and focus. It's a hard listen at times.

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Lisa is a godly gifted MC, top 5 females all time, she has the talent, the marketability and this personality that is like a birthday party. Producers underutilized her this project. But what you still have is soul, feminism coming to age anthems that girls need and deserve to hear. It's sexy, crazy and cool but all 3 in subtle ways. A 90s girl must have.

TLC Crazy Sexy Cool

Introlude - This beat is blistering sick. But is filled with a drunk Malik the five the freak who has a gnack for ... read more

N Sync Celebrity has some of the corniest, cringiest lyrics even by 2000s standards. Filled with incel level "I freak you better so why are you moving on with someone else" lyrics that sound like a redditor on cough syrup doing his best teen playa impression. It shows signs of light but it is almost entirely unstomachable. Justin Timberlake's beat boxing is bad.

Dirty Pop - 77/100 - "It's not about the ice on our neck, it's just about respect" is ultimately corny af like a ... read more

Riot by Paramore - (Vinyl)

For a pessimist i'm pretty optimistic - 90/100 - Like a dragon through the flames. Her vocals blend well with these wild riffs from Josh Farro. It's so give and take. The chorus is so 2008 kickflips on a pier in CA. It's delectably incredible. Always was.

That's what you get - 95/100 - It's so fun. Vocals are vengeful, punchy, gritty but also the "wooooaaaah" is as powerful as any vocalist in this genre with wide extending range and this era defining ... read more

Billie hits strides vocally, a case of a superbly talented vocalist in her developmental stages held back by a very dreary monotone dependency. So in sense you get lots of "trying out". Sometimes she hits home runs when she swings. Sometimes she grounds out to 2nd. But this album will stand as the meloncholy anthem of barely pre pandemic. A great addition to her catelog.

Bad Guy - 72/100 - Precussions are mesmerizing, super monotone. Like Selena Gomez with gout. It's a tad ... read more

I wanna Love You Forever - 94/100 - Oh wow. This woman has the chops of a middle aged soulful showtime black woman as a teenager. She sounds like Prime Tina Turner, or like a lighter Janet Jackson. She sounds light as a helium balloon and her vibrato is like modern pop stars but Jessica is underrated. You know I don't love singy songs but this is just that good. Omg im done. She's CRUSHING this. The oooOoooOoooo in and out.

I think i'm in love with you - 83/100 - Classic instrumental. This ... read more

American Idiot Green Day (Vinyl)

American Idiot - 90/100 - It's so ahead of It's time and holds true today in terms of anti media, anti establishment. It's a bit ridiculously crass though, like I feel it hedges a line perhaps my patriotic tank loving ass can't abide by but the drums from Tre Cool go vivid in this song! Fuck yeah. Introlude is iconic as can be.

Jesus of serberbia - 80/100 - More roots greenday, it's instantly funner and less so much a political anarchist anthem. The guitar ... read more

Taylor Swift 1989

Welcome To New York - 70/100 - A Bit like a new york broucher and Silly. I know you'd love this lol. The beat has tons of exciting vibrance to it. Lots of heavy bass but overall isn't like a must listen.

Blank Space - 97/100 - This kick drum, it's intelligent and poppy, this is a very strong, dominant and endearing beat. The chorus is so recognizable and fun. Epically throws shade at haters "They'll tell you i'm insane" she kinda punks and corners a very male ... read more

City Boy Blues - 95/100 - Intense Riffs, Wild Vocals, Mick Mars shreds as usual. 80s Hair Rebellion. Underrated song.

Smoking In The Boys Room - 92/100 - College Hazing, Drum Band For A PeeWee football team mixed with this viciously youthful metal anthem. It's ass kick in a jar.

Louder Than Hell - 94/100 - Has that vocal echoing brutality like their more famous song "Kickstart my heart" with a memorable head banging grit like sandpaper on a skeletons balls, and if skeletons don't ... read more

This is the greatest album possibly to ever grace human eardrums. He gives you thriller, beat it and billie jean right after. A 3 peat that is better than some albums. Someone save me. I'm in a michael star cluster. A michael galaxy. This guitar work by Van Halen is fusing two musical generations. It's better than thriller. But thriller is still a 100. Were going into 101. This one is more fun, dancey, clean. Every. Single. Element. Is FLAWLESS.

Billie Jean - 101/100 - Idk what songs ... read more

Stellar, original sonically, blue grass alternative rock has never peaked this high since with powerhouse vocals from both men and women filling a heart with wheat fields worth of warmth and nostalgia. Steve Nicks is one of the best female vocalists of all time. It's got range. Depth. Isntrumentals that are powerful enough for stadium yet soft enough for any living room. It's a heavenly balance.

A more adult grown and seductive album with elements of both club dance vision that seems almost hypnotizing. The songs have important messaging of impressionable women taking identity over their own sexuality. Perhaps consistent but never sees the highs of oops I did it again.

1. The Way I Am - 88/100 - The meloncholy instrumental comes in with horrorcore rainy chimes with a piano that sound like Batman overlooking arkham in contempt of the empire he has built. It is filled with his distain for fame but sometimes feels self serving.

2. Stan - 100/100 - Although I have played it out it combines a timeless hip hop dido sample, the perfection of the mixing make it a forever never skip. This bass line should be in vaulted archives. The sneers are tactile. And it is ... read more

Kanye gets slurped on this site. Give me a break. I love College Dropout but it's B tier.

We dont care - 70/100 - The chorus is solidly fine, a childrens choir but some of the lyrics are shit. And the mumbling crack head at the end is a tough listen.

Graduation Day - 60/100 - So short lived. It felt like I blinked and it was over. Was it even Kanye? Sounded like Celo Green

All Falls Down - 88/100 - Wonderful melody, this girl is a exceptional singer and Kanye touches artistically into ... read more

The Album Is Inventive, And shows her vocality. It redefines pop vocals, it's strong. This website should allow you to do track reviews before a week. Why would it matter?

We've got it going on - Classic dance fusion. Adrenaline pumping! The introduction to remind Americans they were already successful in Europe - 84/100

Quit Playing Games With My Heart - Soft Melodies from Nick and Brian, pure bliss. - 85/100

As long as you love me - The most catchy and endearing song the boys possibly ever made, with pure unfiltered love coarsing through it's sneers - 100/100

All I Have To Give - Pretty, going from ALAYLM to this is like from six flags to disneyland. It's ... read more