Ten has a lot going for it, it's consistent with it's sonic intentions but without being mundane or repetitive. This is the Jaramir Jagr of grunge albums. While In Utero and Siamese Dream get all this systemic praise this one skates by under the rug. It is drenched in purity and illness. Songs like Even Flow, Alive, Black and Jeremy coexisting on one freaking SIDE is like a party in your ear drum and none of the attendees have pants on. But enough of the horseradish and the ... read more

Metallica's Ride The Lightning is enchanted, it layers it's craftsmanship so beautifully. From bleeding acoustics on Fade to Black that have these siren wail solos playing atop. To what id consider some of the most intense rythym work done in the history of metal. The whole project seems so deliberate. Show boaty yet grounded. It sounds so heavy but at times vulnerable, sensitive and afraid. Meloncholy mating with sinister brutality in this ardennes Forrest of trash. It is sick. ... read more

I will never forget where I was when I first heard good kid m.a.a.d city. An adolescence defining memory dor me. Much like the predecessors who dominated the world of hip hop before him. From Marshall Matthers LP to Carter III. This album collectively took over the landscape of hip hop. The album is simply blooming like the garden of Eden with borderline pinnacle level california metropolis lyrics from the inner working of a man growing out of his youth which was defined by the compton ... read more

If you seeking zaney multi syllabic insane rhyme schemes drenched in primordial ooze as if MF Doom resurrected in Jello from an alien hover craft? This is the one. The LP is basically full length of wild lyrics. Including "just another fat slob playing chess alone, fetish porn, spilled lexipro". Each rhyme seems to be multi layered and attatching to the next like bug larvae. Less end rhymes and many internal rhymes. Now this lp may not be for everyone. It has an unorthodox ... read more

As a non south korean speaker nor native. Their is one language we all speak. And that's 808 and beats. Beatanese. Production Latin. Traplish. As every #1 artist does. Blackpink has garnered intense amounts of jealousy and hate from other k pop fans. Thus making them the green day of k pop. This doesnt make them bad. It makes them a catalyst. Reviews reflect that. However this Teddy character that YG has hired to produce a lot of the beats is an absolute man among kindergartners. And ... read more

Rihanna's debut LP is a measure of how excellent a new artist can be and how military style they can bombard and culture shift a industry thirsty for club quickness and island flare. Rihanna combines soft simple vocality with some of the most mature song concepts to come from a girl not even old enough to drink. But where it leads heavy in it's 6 big anthems. It dies on its B sides. Which form minimal memorable moments. A song like shut up and drive, take a bow and umbrella are ... read more

Billie's Senior album finds her at the most reflective, translucent and often times creative she has ever been. This is sort of a dear diary of the person behind the plaques. She has kept the meloncholy whispery voice of guardian angels which is borderline addictive. Spine tingling and has now brought forward a grounded, clear and concise album. This thing is pinpoint with it's aim. Songs like lunch open you to a goofy, silly, flirty and of course Lesbian side of Billie Eilish while ... read more

Taylor Swift is an undeniable pop act at face value. She had a defining sound in the 2010s that caterpaulted her to success. That even despite her being a 37 yr old cat lady with the incessant whining of a 15 yr old middle schooler because the Nashville "all boys are bad" mysoginy of victimhood refuses to leave her after so nuch acclaim and success. At least she would do so in a catchy way. It'd even make your edgiest social man's man bob his head to Taylors next middle ... read more

Doechii's project Crocodile Bites never heal is conceptually all over the place. Ranging from wildly tacky and trash rave junk to cinematic masterpieces conveyed through spoken word. A trippy denace the mennace, Seth McFarlane way of making her voice take on so many different caricatures of herself. But all she loses in not having consistency. She makes up for by having guteral sick flows. Wild double and triple entendres. And a knack for penmanship. I am impressed with her body of work. ... read more

Dookie by greenday is a post grunge, pop punk apocalypse that leaves barren teenage wasteland in it's wake. Filled with songs about masturbation, emotional dissonance and need to stand out that kinda fills the cassette but also mind of these anti conformists trying to bash your skull out with sound. Dookie is a window, perhaps the last window into pure punk greenday. With wild Tony Hawk pro skater type interludes. It is a wild ride!

Favorite song - ☆ Basket Case

Least Favorite Song - ... read more

Paramore Brand New Eyes takes everything eclectic about Riot and gives it a refreshing sprite bubble from a mcdonalds soft drink machine. It's punk that doesn't forget to have love, soul and room for adulthood and growth. It's deep and their most mature album. The knee high combat boots are replaced with ripped converse. Showing the angst that lies behind having to actually walk somewhere forward. It's a masterpiece.

Favorite song - ☆ Ignorance

Least Favorite Song - Careful ... read more

So what - 96/100
Sober - 100/100

Funhouse is epic and filled with fun

Pink Funhouse

So what - 97/100 - The finale verse was a balet of badassery, an anthem of self happiness and this gritty trash everything, punk, tough chick exterior pink is known for.

Sober - 100/100 - A very introspective Alecia, filled with a self look into alcoholism or possibly addiction with an interlaced sense of double meanings involving a new relationship. "I don't wanna be that call at 4am, because im ... read more

Album is good but mid

More than a feeling ☆ - 101/100 - It's more than a feeling. Filled with exasperated and technically alien style guitar solos enough to make kebabs out of eardrums. Enough to promote interstellar travel. Tommy Decarlos voice kinda rides the guitar like a echoey stallion through the night.

Peace of a mind - 100/100 - Vibrant yet different than the last song. Filled with high vocals, clean guitar work grinding accross waxed vinyl to my ears. It's wonderful. The acoustic guitar interludes into ... read more

Femme Fatale is 80 percent cyborgs having sex noises and god awful Will.I.Am involvement sounds like dragging ball sacks over a xylophone on mars. But rarely a song will stun. Their is some joy to be had.

Till the world ends - 77/100 - Heavily processed dance song, processed like kraft cheese idk how to feel about the will i am style vocals... bleep bloop that plagued the late 2000s. You got a catchy repetition. Sounds like a female protocol droid being broken by a futuristic denace the ... read more

I shave my pubes to this album. Think mohawks curling if possible. Only mohawks for the once worm with the perm. Sheers. Life on the edge. Here is my air guitar cover of jimmy page. Boodily boodily boop wah wah wah. Shit. Gotta tune it
hold on... ok she's purring now. Bleow bleow solo.... brrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr. Boof.

The album is better than any other album. It's Zeppelin IV. Serious reviews are unecessary. Just listen t

Edward... One word. Eddie Van freaking halen. Their is a time before the Van Halen debut and a time after and those two times are not even remotely the same. Van Halen is bonecrusher hotwheels, barbwire jukeboxes and acid skulls. And Eddie rips guitar solos through ever piece of your center. It is using the instrument at whim. As a organ. As a heart beat. One of the greatest heavy rock Albums of all time.

Van Halen Debut (Vinyl)

Running With The Devil - 100/100 - David Lee Roth's vocals ... read more

Wish you were here is shorter and more compact than the wall packing every shred of human emotion possible to pack 4 tracks. Only pink floyd can tell a lifetime of love and story in the timespan of an episode or two of seinfield. Wish you were here as an album and song is a sweet hug from the ghost of yesterday. Sad and beautiful.

Carry on crazy diamond - 89/100 - A wonky instrument filled progression into the unknown. It's clever and smart. Clean and wild all the way through.

Welcome to the ... read more

The wall is a big tank of a psychadelic rock album, could it have been 13 tracks instead of 26? Sure. But the album is a rocketship like adventure front to back. Prism of excellence. The peak instrumentally of floyd.

Thin Ice - 82/100 - Odd announcer type wierd strong vocals combined with a little tapping of a keyboard vocals. It's so strange. But a drum solo rams into a guitar solo that is like being escorted to the hounds of hell.

Happiest days of our lives - 92/100 - Coming in with a ... read more

Alannis Morisette blends female vengeance with a burpy slightly strange but unapologetically "her" sound. A grungey and trashey rebellious teen sound that has songs as timeless as time but as jagged of a little pill as the title.

All I really Want - 71/100 - Odd vocals, instantly strange. She's kinda sounding like a drugged out sound cloud rapper groupie. Intentionally sounding like puberty. Wierd. Bizarre. It's kinda dope somehow lol. Sounds like she's pouring her soul into the ... read more