80

Slayer continues being absolutely fucking badass and makes another perfect album.

Slayer - Show No Mercy
95

Best debut album from any of the bands of the big 4.

Swans - Los Angeles: City of Death
90

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO THIS IS SO HARD!!!!
Very TGA sounding, it's amazing.

Guns N' Roses - Appetite for Destruction
NR

Guns N' Roses is the most overrated rock band of all time, I do not care how good of a guitarist Slash is, GNR is still boring and mediocre.

The Brave Little Abacus - just got back from the discomfort—we're alright
100

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
befoooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwww🗣️🗣️🗣️

me&me - Playdough Cooked in Tea
0

https://youtu.be/HviBn_L6quA

Swans - Filth
80

This album has unbridled aggression and it's so gruesome and brutal, I honestly didn't expect anything like this. The drums sound like fucking gun shots, it's so good, the guitar has a squealy and piercing sound to it, the bass is so low that you can hear it clicking and clacking. Michael Gira's screaming vocals are very aggressive and enjoyable to listen to. This albums aggression is unmatched, no metal band could make anything half as heavy and abrasive as this. Filth is an avant garde ... read more

Hi-Rez - 2+2=5
0

Kill yourself.

95

Ahhhh, Slayer. Probably the least interesting band out of the Big 4. Mainly because most of their music sounds exactly the same. I'm not a big fan of Slayer, the songs on this album kinda blend into each other and I forget which one is which. So yeah, it's pretty okay thrash, but it's not very interesting. I'd say it's still worth checking out because it's a classic.

EDIT: I changed my mind, this shit rocks so hard, but I'll still leave the old review here. Slayer is now my favorite band from ... read more

Opeth - Still Life
98

Opeth is one of my favorite metal bands ever, and it is because of this album. The riffs on this album are amazing, the lyrics are also amazing. I can't criticize this album in any way because it doesn't have many flaws.
It's just so amazing and I consider it to be one of the best metal albums ever made (I feel this way with most of Opeth's discog, so don't expect many bad reviews).

Metallica - 72 Seasons
65

I mean it's okay, nothing bad but nothing amazing.

Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica
80

I love this album, it fucking sucks.

The Microphones - The Glow Pt. 2
100

One of the most important and impactful albums to me.
I love this project.

Swans - Soundtracks for the Blind
100

Swans, a band which I've discovered only a few months ago, but in those few months, it has become my favorite band of all time. This band unleashes some really raw and powerful emotions inside of me. This album is the one of the only pieces of music which has genuinely scared me and driven me to tears while listening to it. This album can't even be classified as music, this is more than music, it's an experience.

Let's go through the tracklist and talk about the songs:

- Red Velvet Corridor ... read more

Wyatt James - Fuck Eating On The Weekend
0

This album is as hard as a pillow, this shit sucks.
0/100
Fuck Wyatt James.

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