Beastie Boys - Sabotage
95

I've underapreciated this trio for the longest time. The truth is, their beats were hard, their lyrics were either fun or told awesome stories, and all three of them had loud, powerful voices.

This track is no exception to any of that.

Beastie Boys goated.

My Chemical Romance - The Ghost of You
97

Smooth, ghostly vocals make the calm instrumental sound less calm, and more chilling, as it leads into the emotionally sung chorus that plants goosebumps on your skin.

My Chemical Romance - Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us
95

This song is so raw, but it has the catchiness and energy that blessed their later works.

Also, that chorus and those weird backing vocals are great and add atmosphere to the song.

Tom MacDonald - I'm Corny
0

Tom, this is awful, theres nothing going right for this song. The beat sucks, the lyrics are awful since he seems to think that mentioning his bad traits suddenly disables them, and overall I get no joy from this.

Matt Watson - No Nut November
96

Why is a song about masturbation one of my favorite songs of 2019?

Various Artists - Flex Gang, Vol. 2
80

I, fortunately, had the privilege to sit with the flex boys and watch the premiere for this record, and I must say..I’m very impressed with you guys.

This went from music that is made to make your ears bleed, to music that you chuckle at and drop a few man tears with.

I’m proud of this label and I cannot wait for more.

Owl City - Fireflies
70

I’m sorry, but I absolutely love the production on this song. And the singing is pretty soothing.

Dated or not, I’m a sucker for electronics.

(100 - 70

What was I smoking? It's cute but not great)

My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade
100

An overall multi-layered and very catchy tune. One of the best on the album.

Pink Guy - PINK GUY
65

Insanely way better than Pink Season, cause here he actually tries..sometimes.

Pink Guy - Pink Season
5

Honestly, this album is overhyped. I get the meme rap that Joji was going for, but it’s consistently unbearable throughout its run time. It’s not even really funny. I can enjoy pink guy’s self titled album because there is the jokes (while immature, is pretty funny) and the actual songs. He actually raps and sings on there, while here it’s just a hassle to get through.

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