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Shea - Eskipade
Shea
Eskipade
73
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Recent Reviews

Ground-Zero - Consume Red
96

oh my god
one of the most suspenseful pieces of music ive ever listened to. its abrasive, chaotic, and terrifying. the drums towards the middle are fucking amazing, and the noise is awesome.

Hit on The Lips - Barely Manipulated Audio Recordings
81

congrats on your ep little lad.
in all seriousness, this is a nice enough slice of chopped & screwed, with very reverb driven sounds and hazy atmosphere. although its not anything extremely out there for the genre, i can appreciate the sounds given here.
fuck you buddy for making something decent.

Les Rallizes Dénudés - '77 Live
93

You guys weren't kidding about it being noisy as all hell.
This is my first LRD album, and it definitely left a great first impression. I can understand many people's gripes with the mix, it is objectively shitty mixing. However, what would normally be a fatal flaw in a live album actually works in their favor, creating a hazy and dreamy soundscape with screeching guitars laden with feedback and noise. If psych rock sounds interesting, give this a try. I bought Baus on vinyl so when I ... read more

Boris - Heavy Rocks
93

Another win for Boris! Boris show their stoner rock/metal ideas that unsurprisingly hit hard and fast, with noisy guitar textures, and heavy riffs. Although most of the album changes very little regarding sound, it still makes for a fun and familiar listening experience.

Table - Uncut
95

although a lot of this band has become lost and very hard to get information about, it doesnt change the fact that this is one of my favorite noise rock records. the insane drumming to rapidly changing time-signatures, the unusual guitar tones, it all blends together into a manic and noisy masterpiece. it may not change all that much in its 47 minute runtime, but if you can handle nearly an hour of fast noise rock, this is the album for you.


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