XXXTENTACION - Bad Vibes Forever
5

Yes, I do actually think this is a 0/10, and it's not just because the label's actions are disgusting. And yes, this is my third 0/10 given to an XXXtentacion album, and the second of his posthumous albums to be given a 0. Yes, I do genuinely think this and the other posthumous album that came out in January are 0s, and it's not just because I hate that everyone who personally knew X are exploiting him after his death. The music on this album genuinely sucks, easily some of the worst tracks ... read more

The Beach Boys - 20/20
70

Even when The Beach Boys just throw together all of their outtakes, creating a big, messy experience, they still manage to make a really pleasant listen with fantastic production.

Like Friends, this is another underappreciated gem in The Beach Boys' catalog. If you were to ask fans of the group about this album, you would likely get nothing but positive responses, but it's unfortunately tossed to the side when compared to other outings like Smiley Smile, Today, and, of course, Pet Sounds. It ... read more

Deep Purple - Come Taste the Band
65

After the departure of one of the original members, Ritchie Blackmore, the group hire Tommy Bolin to replace him and make the only album released by the Mark IV lineup. Come Taste The Band is known as the Deep Purple album to sound the least like a Deep Purple album. This whole album just sounds like your generic funk-orientated hard rock album, and it's actually surprisingly enjoyable.

Bolin actually proves his worth here. While he is not anywhere close to being as good as Blackmore, and he ... read more

Vaughan Brothers - Family Style
40

Whenever an artist releases an album with a really generic gimmick, you can bet on it being one of the worst things that artist ever released. Unfortunately, Stevie Ray Vaughan is no exception to that rule. His album that he decided to make with his brother, basing the entire album on being brothers, is unsurprisingly a bad album.

So, Stevie Ray Vaughan teamed up with his brother, Jimmie Vaughan, who is also a guitarist, known for The Fabulous Thunderbirds. Although I knew that I would not ... read more

Blood Incantation - Starspawn
75

After their most recent release, Hidden History Of The Human Race left me really impressed, I decided to check out Blood Incantation's other full-length studio LP, and I surprisingly found myself just as pleased with this one as their latest effort.

Despite its short run time, being just under 35 minutes, there is more than enough for any death fan to appreciate. I honestly think that in some ways this is better than their much more popular recent release, but at the same time there are ... read more

Alice in Chains - Alice in Chains
85

Alice In Chains' self-titled album is their final studio release with lead singer Layne Staley before his death in 2002. And what a depressing but great way to send off one of the best vocalists in grunge history.

Like all of Alice In Chains' previous albums, this record deals with a lot of dark and depressing topics. Honestly, although Dirt may be a lot grittier and much more sad in hindsight with Staley's death, this is by far the most heartbreaking of their discography. It feels a lot more ... read more

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - In Step
65

Stevie Ray Vaughan's final release with Double Trouble before his death is known as one of his main classics. Other than the much more successful Texas Flood, In Step is by far his most critically and financially successful release, and with so many great tracks proving that he has perfected his sound and his songwriting abilities, it's not hard to see why.

I feel like this is about as good as you're gonna get with Stevie Ray Vaughan. He has always been someone who was always held back with ... read more

Deep Purple - Made in Europe
70

The Mark III lineup decide to make a live album of their own to live up to the 'tradition' of the tour of their successful album becoming its own release, and while this compilation of live performances is good, it pales in comparison to the amazing Mark II live album, Made In Japan.

The tour of their two huge albums, Burn and Stormbringer was one of the most important moments for Deep Purple. The end of this tour marked the end of long-time member, Ritchie Blackmore's tenure with the group... ... read more

Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies
90

When you think of grunge artists going acoustic, one of two albums comes to mind: Nirvana's Unplugged live album, or Alice In Chains' Jar Of Flies EP. Both are amazing albums that stand tall as some of the best in the genre, and honestly, Jar Of Flies may be my favourite Alice In Chains album.

Despite this being one of the shortest outings from the band up to this point, only being thirty minutes with seven tracks, it houses some of their all-time best songs. There are three classics that ... read more

The Beach Boys - Friends
70

One of the few genuinely good Beach Boys albums that is unfortunately very overlooked and underappreciated. While at this point it's pretty safe to say that they are unlikely to return to their more experimental sound that they were trying out in Pet Sounds and Smiley Smile, this is, just like Wild Honey, an album that is very fun and very sonically pleasing.

Friends is a record that feels very relaxing and very meditative, and is definitely a unique addition to their lengthy discography. Up ... read more

Blood Incantation - Hidden History of the Human Race
70

On a site where most of the users only focus on hip-hop and pop, it's really cool to see a death metal album being one of the most popular of the month and even make it into the best albums of the year tab. Too bad the love for this record seems to be completely overblown.

So, this new Blood Incantation album is great. It's freakin' amazing at times! This is a definite contender for death metal album of the year for me, really only being beaten out by that Fuming Mouth record that came out ... read more

The Beach Boys - Wild Honey
70

Only a couple of months after the widely beloved Smiley Smile, The Beach Boys come back with another album that is also surprisingly seen as one of the strongest in their long discography, and I certainly don't disagree.

While Wild Honey doesn't have as many widely known classics as the previous two albums, it's still known as one of the best albums The Beach Boys ever released. In my personal opinion, it's actually better than Smiley Smile, and the reason behind this is that it's just simple. ... read more

Slayer - The Repentless Killogy (Live at The Forum in Inglewood, CA)
60

Since today is the final day of Slayer's farewell tour, I figured I'd review what will likely be their last release. This live album that came out earlier this month in support of some movie that the band are somehow connected to but I can't be bothered to actually watch or do any research on because apparently it sucks is the only official release from the band since 2015's Repentless, which is likely going to be their final studio effort. Honestly, this live album is just okay. For a live ... read more

The Doors - An American Prayer
25

Five years after the three remaining members of The Doors decided to disband, they reunite so that they can dig up the last few unreleased recordings of Jim Morrison, piss on them and release them so that they can squeeze even more money out of their old friend.

A little background for those who don't know, these voice lines that Morrison recorded were not in anyway intended to be used for anything related to The Doors. He recorded a bunch of spoken word pieces of his own poetry back in 1969 ... read more

The Doors - Full Circle
60

People seriously see this as the worst album to be released by The Doors after Morrison's death? Sure, this album isn't anywhere close to being as good as everything they released while he was still around, but this album is a hell of a lot better than Other Voices and is actually an all-round good album. Nothing amazing, but it's at least good.

After listening to the first post-Morrison album released by the remaining members of The Doors, I really wasn't going into this with the highest of ... read more

The Beach Boys - Beach Boys' Party!
50

The Beach Boys make a cover album with the illusion of it being played live at a party. It's about as good as you would expect when looking at that description.

So, this album, it's quite boring. I mean, this is pretty much just a filler album. It's undoubtedly the most inessential moment in their career up to this point. Where every single album up to this point showed their slow progress into what they would become in the record released after this one, Party is just another pointless ... read more

The Beach Boys - Summer Days (And Summer Nights!!)
75

After their amazing album Today didn't sell as well as expected, The Beach Boys reverted back to their old ways of singing about girls and summer and youth. Instead of continuing the mature themes covered in their previous album that is arguably one of their greatest ever efforts, they decided to go back to making songs for the sake of them becoming hits. Knowing this, you would expect this to be a failure, but with them incorporating Brian Wilson's production and sound which made the previous ... read more

The Doors - Other Voices
45

The Doors without Jim Morrison is like pizza without cheese: it's just fine, it's passable, but it's extremely obvious that it's missing one very important ingredient. Without this ingredient, it's just bland, it's just boring and unexciting. It may be okay, but you're going to find yourself increasingly more tired of it as it goes on and you're just going to wonder what the hell the makers of such a stupid thing were thinking.

After the death of Morrison, the remaining members of The Doors ... read more

Silencer - Death - Pierce Me
85

Silencer have been on my radar since I heard the only other project Nattramn ever worked on, Transformalin under the name Diagnose: Lebensgefahr, which was a really cool dark ambient album. When I saw that the guy who made that album was also the lead singer for a depressive black metal group who only ever released one album, I became really curious. Doing some research into Nattramn, finding out that there is literally no official information on the guy, only really, really fucked up rumours, ... read more

The Doors - L.A. Woman
85

I have come to the realization that I am Morrison's bitch and I will like anything he puts out. Too bad this is the final thing he ever put out and I won't ever hear his best work for the first time again.

This is one of The Doors' main albums, one of their main classics that they're known for, and seeing as it is their final album with the help of Jim Morrison, they really sent him off with a bang. This entire album is home to some of the best tracks in the history of their amazing career. ... read more

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