Travis Scott - UTOPIA
NR

I...
IS THE COVER AI GENERATED???

DeadSeraphin - DeadSeraphin
65

wow, that was a fucking experience lol
it was a solid ep, really could feel the creator had fun making it and that they were passionate about it

although, the execution was a little lackluster ngl
the mixing/mastering weren't that good and made the drums and synths get drowned by all the noise
also, it sounds shit on speakers lol
either way, pretty solid release, enjoyed my time spent on reviewing it

Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone
65

oh...my...fucking...god
i didn't know half of the hits here were from slipknot when i used to listen to them as a kid
actually, this whole album doesn't feel like slipknot
i don't get it, this is so fucking soft, this feels like fall out boy but (kinda)good(some of the time)

holy shit, i'm writing this while listening to the extra tracks, is this really fucking slipknot???
goddamn, they must have really fallen off, holy shit

100 gecs - 1000 gecs
86

thoughtless earcandy
this is like if nightcore was a music genre

Black Country, New Road - Ants From Up There
97

i can't believe i slept on this last year
this emanates such raw energy on every track
the vocal performance is amazing and the instrumentals go crazy but also know when to be dialed down

too bad they're br*tish...AGAIN
0/100

Pink Floyd - The Dark Side of the Moon
100

meh, it's alright, i guess :/

lol

in the 70s, before the rise of modern punk/shogaze ass sad music about emotions, i guess there weren't that many bands that took themes such as existentialism and the power of greed over a man that seriously or, at least, none had such great execution as pink floyd

too bad they're br*tish
0/100

Grave Guy - ALiVE Gv¥
80

Damn, Grave Guy really went all out on this one
the mixing has improved so goddamn much, the compositions feel really dynamic and, overall, it just sounds great
i wish LIQUIDATION OF FORM went on for longer ngl, it felt like it had something going for it and then it suddenly stopped, and the only thing really holding GARBAGE BITCHES from being a 90 for me is the mixing, it's the only track on this album i feel like lacks on that department

anyways, gonna stop bitching, here are the ... read more

Deftones - Koi No Yokan
70

why are the track ratings so high while the score is so low?
well, the reason is: this album is not a 70
i swear to god, i've never seen an album that made me question so much "wtf were they thinking" to the point i couldn't pay attention
i'll revisit it soon with a closer look, maybe the score will increase, maybe decrease
whatever happens, i know i'll be fucking confused

in conclusion:
the bass drowns out the mix
mfs can't sing
this album is ajr shoegaze

Slowdive - Souvlaki
93

this album made me swallow more pills than an addict
listening to this is like seeing your past, present and future combined
it fucking hurts

conclusion:
all the people i love are dead, in figure or in literature
and, you know what? good for them :D

Grave Guy - [1-15]
71

GRAVE GUY HAS ARRIVED TO SLAUGHTER ALL SEWERSLVT CLONES AND MAKE ELECTRONIC MUSIC GREAT AGAIN

the general sound of this shit is fucking amazing, merbow only wishes to make something so cozy-sounding
yeah, listening to this front-to-back for the first time, my only wish was for it to be more memorable
like, i remember liking what i was hearing A LOT, i just CANNOT REMEMBER ANY OF IT LOL

pretty good, recommend if you need something new to just vibe to

favorite tracks: THE OBLIQUE ENEMY, ... read more

Swans - The Beggar
99

controversial opinion:
i've always been told that swans was a really slow band that either you got it or you didn't
as a first time listener to swans, i don't believe this shit is slow at all, everything is perfectly paced
for me being slow means dragging out for too long, but, instead, what we get is a somber ballad that takes it's time developing it's ideas and i don't consider "taking your time" as the same as "being slow"
fr, the people that say swans is "too ... read more

Redveil & JPEGMAFIA - black enuff
90

how mixed race people feel - the song

Lil Darkie - MONEY POWER FAME
61

music video goes hard

(32->61) i guess i went i little too hard on it too

Deftones - Adrenaline
63

GUYS, IT'S NOT RACIST, IT'S RACIAL

Acidgvrl - KUMO
3

man, sewerslvt really ruined indie production for a whole generation
here are my opnions on every track:

junko: 3/100 - kill me
cabbage: 2/100 - kill me
ya muva: 9/100 - kill me
mary jane's tits and exteded clipz: 0/100 - kill me
it's cause i'm black isnt it: 3/100 - haha, n-word
indica impregnated me: 4/100 - kill me
johnny test: 1/100 - johnny test is unironically better than this
40 oz: 21/100 - kill me
xannys and easter pink syrup: 5/100 - kill me
shiina: 0/100 - kill me

as you can see ... read more

99

STAY AWAAAAAAYYYYYY
GOD IS GAAAAYYYYYYY

edit: if only this shit included endless, nameless it would be an 100/100, that song is amazing

System of a Down - Toxicity
100

finally, my first 100 on what i consider to be on of the most important bands of my childhood
truly outstanding timeless release that master the art of lyric writing
istg, the words "psycho, groupie, cocaine, crazy" will be stuck in my head until the day i die

i think this is my favorite band now lmao

Hot Mulligan - Why Would I Watch
44

HOLY MOLY, HOT MULLIGAN MADE A NEW ALBUM???
i remember 2 years ago being an angsty teen with no gf, i used to listen to them all the time, thankfully i fell off the midwest emo scene and became a more socially adjusted human being
so what a surprise it was for me to wake up and find they've got a new album, i immediately was reminded on how i only listened to them 'cause i needed something other than McCafferty to listen to, and i came to see how bad this would end up being
wasn't that bad for ... read more

Mart Eerens - Lillian
90

i love scamming people

Viper - Soundtracks For My Niggaz
NR

i`m fucking crying, omg
HOW ARE PEOPLE CALLING VIPER BAD???

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