Shinedown - Planet Zero
22

I only heard 9 tracks from this
It's awful, i can't stand any more of this white-supremacistcore

The critic's review are clearly from 40 year old single fathers with neckbeards and fedoras
Distorted sound's review literally misspells the name of this album lmao
Don't blame them though, this is forgetable af

King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Float Along – Fill Your Lungs
53

I enjoyed this when i first listened to it, but i feel like this album is only good for the first listen, after that it sounds a little annoying and boring

I am not that into psychedelic rock, but, as a casual listener, i can see how this is a mid ass album

The Mountain Goats - Tallahassee
75

This is a great album that accomplishes what it tries to do
It offers an extremely emotional expirience all throughout that is almost carried out by the fairly great lyric writing
It always has this depressed and sort of desperate feeling that sends chills down my spine
I do feel like the quality generally falls after "see america right" and the album goes from emotional right to annoyingly pretentious("our love is like the border between Greece and Albania" is the worst ... read more

Hentai Dude - OWO What's This?
1

would you rather:
1. shove a suppository up your ass
2. listen to this album

idk about you, but i'm picking 1

Black Eyed Peas - ELEVATION
13

didn't listen to the album myself, just saw a highly edited video of someone reacting to it
so my rating might lower once i actually decide to listen to the cock and ball torture that is this album

C418 - Minecraft - Volume Alpha
90

this is unironically one of the best soundtracks of all time

Mori Calliope - NEZUMI Scheme
17

Horrible flow, the lyrics are equivalent to what my edgy ex would write on her notebook while listening to the living tombstone, the trap section made me physically cringe, the music video is simply the worst one she has ever made(which is sad, there was a point were i could at least enjoy her art) and she always gives this "i'm an annoying brat, pls look at how edgy i am" self-idulgent kind of vibe

this bitch is old enough to say the n-word on the internet without any fear of her ... read more

69

this shit has the best first line ever

black midi - Hellfire
89

i feel like this album falls off after the interlude, but it's just slightly, for the most part it stays consistant and is an amazing listening expirience

Talkshow Boy - Testosterone!
84

i feel like some songs could have been mixed better
nontheless, amazing album

Edit:
WHEN I WROTE THIS REVIEW I MUST HAVE BEEN HIGH
originally gave it a 76
when revisiting it i see how well crafted this actually is
this whole project feels so well crafted, other than 1 or maybe 2 songs it's almost purfect

going up to an 84 for now

Fiend - FEVER DREAM
74

i love this a lot

Sewerslvt - Mr. Kill Myself
69

this song is structured really nicely, it feels really smooth

Bo Burnham - Inside (The Songs)
87

goodbye legit makes me wanna cry

Merzbow - Pulse Demon
12

one of my favorite albums

edit: originally I had this on my profile as one of my favorite albums('cause, at the time, it was), so the joke is kinda lost now

Gorillaz - Demon Days
81

this album comits some major sins

the intro is horribly pretentious and annoying, i think everyone skips it after their first listen, and the last two songs are just excuses to beat a dead horse and shove all the previously stated themes up your ass
but i do feel all the other songs make up for it
this album has an amazing rythm and a really cool theme about actions and their consequences
although the rap section on dirty hary feels out of place and el mañana feels weirdly ... read more

Machine Girl - WLFGRL
62

although loving this album, i feel like it's a little overhyped

it might have been what established the MG style, but it also sounds quite mediocre and way too unrefined
the album also falls off hard at the latter half of it

i still enjoy and love revisiting it from time to time, but i also can't claim this album is flawless or "the best edm album of all time"
this is my favorite mg album, but not beacuse i think it's good, i feel like i love it way more for how important it was ... read more

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