Andrew Mbaruk - Extended Phallus
63

...rapping 'til the fascist sees: he's as transgressive as a man can be, while rapping about his peeeeeenis…

Andrew Mbaruk is an idiosyncratic genius of a rapper balancing bizarrely comedic idioms with serious annotations on the tower in the cover (society / penis) crumbling: only told through a raspy-voiced third-person perspective. The EP is not foremoist about his penis, him scratching his balls, him throwing a used condom on a window so that it snows in Toronto, instead - ... read more

WiFiGawd - The Dynasty
82

WiFiGawd's blatant (LATE CAREER) Magnum Opus!

Renewal of spring-trap… …the strengths of his artistry throughout the years in one grand package.

Unfortunately, the MIKE and MAVI joints were NOT hitting:((but simultaneously we got like 10 of his best songs ever so who cares.

WiFiGawd - Fubu 05
74

Woah this was so dope!!! gonna do a WiFiGawd discog dive now

Kanye West - BULLY
6

Dangerous fascist minimalism.

Lancey Foux - LIFE IN HELL
23

Pre BACK2DATRAP Lancey was doing nothing exciting, he just took from an interesting sound and meshed it down into something soulless. This might be the worst trap album I’ve heard.

Kill The Vultures - Carnelian
88

Carnelian is like Aethiopes 7 years before Aethiopes with its murky jazz instrumentals, off key violins/horns and eldritch percussions.

Crescent moon is patient with his flows here, spitting sinister rhymes which perfectly fits the odd backdrop.

Tack för rekommendationen @Abomunizer.

Domo Genesis & The Alchemist - No Idols
79

One of the strongest batch of Alc beats I’ve heard. Genuinely up there with Haram, Alfredo and TPOTIC.

Can’t say that I’m as satisfied with Doms raps here; it’s full of cliches and even the worst feature here outdoes him. That might say more about the stacked feature list than anything else though.

Preciate the rec @HiddenDragon24.

Face Candy - This Is Where We Were
81

Clear tonal shift from Eyedea in contrast to his limpid concept tracks and witty battle raps on previous releases.

This Is Where We Were is raw in the fullest sense. Recorded live with a energetic crowd while instrumentally being all narrowed down to solely the bass and drums. It’s imperfect and vulnerable, most of all, it’s unlike anything I’ve ever heard.

Hearing this in the context of the OD is a melancholic undertaking. Eyedea is putting it all out here. Keyword again: ... read more

Curren$y - Spiral Staircases
29

The equivalent of watching fitness influencers give out lifestyle advice in rap form.

Spitta and Larry June went about for 23 minuters and had absolutely nothing interesting to say.

Baby Keem - Ca$ino
41

”One day, I’ll tell you how my life was unfortunate”
”I tell the story 2 (5) years later, for now, the case closed”

For five years, he’s been trying to narrate his trauma for us. Five years… and still I’m walking away from this with a big ehh.

Because there’s no way to take this album seriously in its entirety. There’s 3 useless sex anthems, 2 substandard ghetto sage-esque so called ”lyrical” joints and 1 awful ... read more

Eyedea & Abilities - E&A
82

The MC's competence as a battlerapper shines through over Abilities most lively production yet.
(Longer “this is where we where” review tomorrow)

Baby Keem - The Melodic Blue
47

Sentimental keem on 808s & Heartbreak popstrumentals is some of, if not the most, commercial shit I’ve ever heard. I’m frequently rolling my eyes at these emotive attempts, resulting in atrocities such as Scars, Issues and 16. There’s no soul here. Worse! I can sense Daniel Ek whispering in my ear to put these joints in a chill rap playlist.

I was once a fan of Baby Keem though, and I’m being reminded of why when the punchy trap anthems starts hitting. It nearly ... read more

Baby Keem - The Sound of Bad Habit
53

Strangely ahead of its time with its rage adjacent production paired with shouty energetic vocals. A New Day and Extra were like prequels to the not yet formed opium scene.

Inep(o)tly, Baby Keem would come to swiftly abandon this sound in favor of soulless poptrap playlistbait.

Earl Sweatshirt - SICK!
100

The photos are all distinctive from one another but each one, perfect, in its own way. When looking at them in a sequence it’s like going from one scene to the next in a film.

I look at these 10 photos and as my iris wanders light on paper sudden glimpses of my own memories appear.

Titanic: walking on flagstone into the drug store. Buying Redbull and Ahlgrens. The busride to my first job interview.

Tabula Rasa: sunny forenoons, guilt-free days of childhood, my grandmother's ... read more

IDK - e.t.d.s. A Mixtape by .idk.
25

IDK is on the same label as Woods, Elucid, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere, DOOM and is more adjacent to John Baptiste.

”Everyone knows when you're a fraud”
“Anything goes when you're a fake
You don't leave me much to say”

He strays away from his pop rap roots towards even more pop rap, but wait, now it’s more “authentic”.

Because IDK's no longer signed to Warner, instead his new home is Rhymesayers. The REAL rap label. And look, he got ... read more

Deniro Farrar - Raw Materials
55

I was hoping that an album named Raw Materials would touch upon the subject of blood minerals.

Deniro Farrar is not impressing either.

Aesop Rock - I Heard It's a Mess There Too
75

I haven’t really felt joy doing anything this past week but putting on this new Aesop Rock turned it around.

I Heard It’s a Mess There Too is Aesop Rock at his most stripped back and unlayered. Don’t worry though, the elegant writing and strong hooks are doubled down on so that it doesn’t really matter

21 Savage & Metro Boomin - SAVAGE MODE II
67

I’m only human, there’s no denying that this goes hard.

Milo & Kenny Segal - So the Flies Don't Come
100

I can’t think of any better music at the moment and that should speak for itself. This duo just can’t make anything but magic.

clipping. - Visions of Bodies Being Burned
64

An improvement over TEAATB but the problems still remains; they’re prioritising vibes and atmosphere over making hard hitting songs.

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On Kanye West - BULLY
"@bloxbusters It’s rooted in both. The Austrian architect Adolf Loos, seen as the inventor of western minimalism, wrote in a manifesto called “Ornament and Crime” his ideas behind it. I’d recommend you reading parts of it yourself, but to summarize: WHITE SUPREMACY. Loos says that ornaments come from the same desires as tatoos, to be “erotic”(😭), declaring that tatoos (a common non western tradition) belongs to “degenerates” and “criminals”. He later lists, while using slurs ofc, people of Slavic, Persian and African descent and claims these to be those less sophisticated. All of this above, and then there is his intention to remove every cultural object"
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On Kanye West - BULLY
"@mangofried the aesthetics of Bully (+ the rollout) has been a very dull-grey minimalism. Minimalism in the western sense is rooted in fascism, cultural erasure while often praised in the capitalistic system for its ability to be mass produced. Bully is flavorless and the danger here lies in making hiphop: a multifarious rich culture into a block of cement. This devolution is harmful."
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"@znorth3 BACK2DATRAP was Lancey's last album under Human Re Sources and therefore his last release under a major label. All the rage stuff afterwards have either been released trough smaller labels or independently, so I don’t see how any of his rage music except for maybe B2DT even could be studio mandated."
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On Rakim - The RE-UP
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On Rakim - The RE-UP
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