goreshit - goretrance 9
68

artist is a complete weirdo that I don't feel comfortable supporting, but only judging it based off the music it's extremely fun, if a little shallow musically. If it does anything well it sure as hell keeps your attention.

Machine Girl - WLFGRL
30

Call me a normie but this shit fukin ass vro 😭.

Imagine Dragons - Night Visions
70

I really don't care for imagine dragons reputation, and I'm fully aware they're a soulless corporation now. But this is genuinely extremely good pop rock.

Quadeca - Vanisher, Horizon Scraper
40

It's just boring, there's no lyric, instrumental choice, or anything else making me say this. It's just music that doesn't respect my time or entertainment

Lil Mabu - AM I ENOUGH?
10

How tf is your first attempt at serious music somehow worse then the white kid from the hood music

Thornhill - BODIES
80

Quite repetitive, like the same song over and over, but the song happens to be pretty good.

Self Esteem - A Complicated Woman
20

Someone lost their roblox boyfriend and started bumping this 🥀

2Pac - All Eyez on Me
50

I refuse to believe people actually just casually listen to Tupac, I appreciate what he's done for hip-hop but respectfully it sounds like you asked gpt to make a "generic 90's gangsta rap album". It's just so... Nothing, a burger with no meat. Tupac is the first case of the death bias in my opinion, severally overrated.

Weatherday - Hornet Disaster
66

Not for me, really don't enjoy the vocal style. Riffs are sick though

Skrillex - F*CK U SKRILLEX YOU THINK UR ANDY WARHOL BUT UR NOT!! <3
80

First time ever listening to any kind of edm, and it's extremely fun. I thought it would just be earrape but I was presently surprised how much musical substance is here. Over all a really enjoyable first listen.

Drake - Nothing Was the Same
65

Snooze fest of the most boring radio hit rap ever. I know this sounds stupid but this is the most "Drake" Drake album. It's boring melodic production with rapping that either sounds like he's extremely high or just wants to go home. Some songs do have the classic status (Started From the Bottom, We're Going Home, Pound Cake) but the other tracks just fall behind so much. Over all I give this album a zzz.../10

Rare Americans - Rare Americans 2
80

It's alt slop with cringy lyrics and good instrumental. But it just happens to be slop that I enjoy.

Playboi Carti - MUSIC
40

The Carti cycle:
-Get some of the best and most talented producers to make beats
-Add 808 spam
-The bi-sexual vampire comes in and shit's on it, then serves it on a plate
-Glazers eat it up
-Wait a few years until moneys running low
-Repeat

Great Big Sea - Up
85

When I'm in a peak competition and my opponent is Great Big Sea

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES
94

This shit feels like I'm being abducted by aliens, the hoes were also scared.

Best song - HOE (Heaven on Earth)

Worst song - Garbage Pale Kids

Lil Mabu - YOUNG GENIUS
30

is it bad? Yea, is it severely overheated? Also yes. It's really cringe after a bit but I find genuine enjoyment from some of the songs, which granted that enjoyment is completely ironic but it counts for something. Definitely not deserving of an 11 user score

Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
40

Melon has always been right about this mid ass album, it's just boring and feels like kenye just went "They'll listen no matter how much effort I actually put into it". I actually think the album is around a 70 if one song didn't exist... runaway. My hatred for this song can't be calculated, and it makes an okay album go to a below average project. It's a super boring and mediocre song, and the only reason it's considered so good is because of the opening ... read more

Central Cee - CAN'T RUSH GREATNESS
67

Na I don't care this shit entertaining as fuck. Just straight up fun UK rap, has my life changed after listening to it? Na, is it super enjoyable? Hell yea. This is for the times when you're in a car with people who all listen to hip hop but you don't know specifically what they enjoy, so you turn on something brainless with good production you can kinda just zone out to, it's like npc rap music but in a good way.

1

I was too harsh on grippy, this is genuinely one of the worst songs I've ever heard. I've never felt physically dirty after listening to a song, but this somehow did it.

Drake - Family Matters
98

After listening to the beef tracks over the 8 or so months since it happened family matters has consistently been the most replayable and enjoyable. I fucking hate drake, and it's not for any personal reason I just genuinely think his music is buns, but holy fuck he cooked with this song. 3 beat switches, constant actual good disses, and finally some godtier rapping. After considering what came out last year this might be the best track of 2024.

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