Nigo - I Know NIGO!
64

One of the biggest mixes of good and bad I’ve ever heard on a single album. Enough to get the undies a bit moist.

EARTHGANG - GHETTO GODS
73

Olu and WowGr8 look to be taken more seriously with this project, lowering the level of fun quirkiness that they showed on their breakout album Mirrorland. While having a clear message to share and quality sound, the delivery can be rather uninteresting and disappointing at times after already having shown in the past that they’re capable of standing out and making unique genre-blending tracks which is not as apparent on Ghetto Gods. Undies damp.

Denzel Curry - Zatoichi
86

Not as much of a standalone hard-hitter as Walkin but I can easily see this going great in the context of the album. Really disappointing to not have an actual verse from Slowthai but looking past that the song is great

Earl Sweatshirt - SICK!
73

Dampened the undies, but left me wanting more.

The Weeknd - Dawn FM
85

This album really only just came out yet it feels like a collection of chart topping hits that have been around for years. Just shows how much star power Abel displays. Undies wet.

Saba - Few Good Things
78

While it doesn’t have the same emotional punch as his last record, I’m glad to see him having fun with this one. Undies damp.

Token - Pink Is Better
59

A step in the right direction. Alas, undies dry.

Rich Brian - Brightside
68

Nothing groundbreaking just 12 minutes of bro rapping his ass off over some entertaining beats. Undies damp.

Cordae - From a Birds Eye View
60

Really safe and unoffensive but insanely forgettable. Undies dry.

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