Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros - Home
NR

Can’t listen to this without hearing the vampires from Sinners

The Voidz - Męğż Øf Råm
NR

After a poorly received change in style in their previous album Like All Before You, Julien Casablancas and The Voidz take feedback and return to form on their new EP.

oh no wait, it’s just more of this shit. blah.

Morgan Wallen - Miami
10

Bro WHO is this for??

Fred again.. - Victory Lap Four
93

DAMN FOUR LAPS?? They ran a whole mile at this point 😭😭

Tyler, The Creator - DON'T TAP THE GLASS
82

Lil’ white boy gon’ say “These sound like— these sound like Chromakopia leftovers” BITCH SUCK MY—

Joyner Lucas - ADHD 2
17

The diagnosis came in… my doctor says I have ADHD 2 😳😳

Man I cannot believe this guy used to be my favorite rapper back in like 2016-17. His old mixtapes like the phone number one had some neat storytelling concepts that blew my 15 year old brain away.
Joyner would rap through many POVs including a dollar bill, a MAGA republican, a little girl who died in a car accident… a suicide victim…… and an actual real shooter……..??? wait what the ... read more

Benson Boone - Mystical Magical
NR

Tiptoe through the tulips ahh

Chance the Rapper - Tree
60

Really exciting and unexpected collab on paper, but ended up sounding really stale and uninteresting. Kinda reminds me of that Lyrical Lemonade album a bit

Artemas - i like the way you kiss me
60

Song came up on a music festival playlist, came here to see what people had to say. Now I feel like I’m living under a rock??? I hadn’t ever heard it before until now, which is apparently miraculous because it is/was all over social media and the radio, which I don’t really involve myself much in. Everyone has such adamant and intense opinions, even comparing it to Dance Monkey or on the other end the revival of an era. Haven’t seen very much in the middle, so I’m ... read more

Playboi Carti - MUSIC
50

5 year wait for the album
The album has 5 features
Music has 5 letters in it
Carti has 5 allegations against him
5/10 album let’s gooooo
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The Voidz - Blue Demon
40

I was honestly feeling the instrumental in the beginning but was holding my breath waiting for Julian to come in, knowing damn well what might be coming. I quite literally threw my arms up in the air and just… gave up after only the first line. Jesus, Julian what are we doing

Kendrick Lamar - GNX
81

😔 Beam bop boom boom boom bop bam 😓

The Voidz - Like All Before You
52

This album failed the music Turing Test. This has gotta be of the worst album rollouts of the 2020s so far with the whole ai art debacle, Julian kicking back at his own fans, and releasing over half of the full tracks as singles, most of which not met with very much praise besides the couple that released a full year ago.

To address the elephant in the Midjourney chat room-
frontman Julian Casablancas adamantly stated on social media under the rather questionable username MinorButMajor ... read more

Eminem - Houdini
70

At first I really didn’t like this at all, but I think mine and other’s opinions on Eminem’s recent career shift should be thought about a little differently. Being a rapper comes with a lot of expectations when it comes to image, especially when you compare him to who he used to be. But he’s a 50 year old father now, and his values are certainly nowhere near what they once were. I don’t think he cares about appealing to his original audience who’s a lot ... read more

The Voidz - All The Same
60

Enough of this autotune mumble shumble garbage I wanna hear REAL rock like HARDY

Daft Punk - Random Access Memories (Drumless Edition)
NR

I get putting this out there like for DJ use and stuff but why not just throw it on Bandcamp and call it a day? The whole rollout, promo and selling of it is just kinda odd

Cage the Elephant - Cage the Elephant
79

Pretty even split of half really good and half ehhhh

Sampha - Lahai
86

Sampha is truly angelic, dare I say to the core

Westside Gunn - And Then You Pray For Me
63

man 😔

kitchen lights instrumental one of the best of the year tho

N3on - Curry Freestyle
1

1 point for the broken foot line

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