Kesha - Warrior
60

“It’s Kesha! Let’s do it!!”

The more forgettable tracks make this a little lackluster. But Die Young is on here so it gets bonus points.

Andrew Hulshult - Iron Lung (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
95

300th Review!!

The ambient version of The Downward Spiral.

I’ve seen and heard many describe the movie as claustrophobic, but I highly believe cleithrophobia (fear of being trapped or in an enclosed space where the exit is blocked or restricted REGARDLESS of size) is the right word — especially since there’s tracks titled Iron Casket, No One There, and Fate Welded Shut. But the more I think about it, both at the same time can also be correct. In short, great soundtrack that ... read more

Selena Gomez & Marshmello - Wolves
0

Like all of those who followed the drop trend during the 2010s, it builds up to a nothing burger. Though if this is really about her struggle with lupus? Then she should’ve contributed more to the writing OR been the sole writer.

Marshmello & Anne-Marie - FRIENDS
0

Official friendzone anthem btw.

Powfu - death bed (coffee for your head)
0

I dunno, I never liked it during the pandemic, and I never did since. I guess it’s because of the chipmunk-ified sample combined with the main vocals that really give off “i miss my cocoa butter kisses” in an unfunny way.

Metallica - Master of Puppets
80

Thrash metal that really thrashes around with complex structures and reflective lyrics. Happy 40!!

Lustra - Left For Dead
50

Scotty doesn’t know that I think this album is just okay.

Kesha - Cannibal
70

Ah yes, an admittedly dated time capsule of the early 2010s. Surprised to see some of her iconic hits from this EP alone. Solid like ‘Animal’, albeit just slightly better.

DeePVitaj - Nothing Makes Sense Anymore
75

((thanks @vitaj for the recommendation!))

Hearing this after some listening to some of The Disintegration Tapes, it really does sound like an unused track from it. Pretty solid drone/ambient track!

Melanie Martinez - Cry Baby
0

It’s giving Miranda Sings’ “Self Help” book.

Here’s some songs that are made by someone who’s actually been through sexual assault or hasn’t and is talking about it in a respectful and meaningful way:
~ Hold Her Down - Toad the Wet Sprocket
~ Ice Cream Man - Raye
~ Till It Happens to You - Lady Gaga
~ Ptolemaea - Ethel Cain
~ Date Rape - Sublime
~ Polly - Nirvana
~ Me and a Gun - Tori Amos
~ Inbred - Ethel Cain
~ Daddy - Korn
~ Sullen Girl - Fiona ... read more

GHOST - Thanks to You Song That I Don't Understand How People Like It I'm Forced to Listen to This S​*​*​t Everyday Cause My F​*​*​*​ing Sister Plays This Every Time Without Getting Bored of Listening to It Thanks Ghost for This Piece of S​*​*​t You Introduced Into My Life
65

Saw most of these on multiple “disturbing vocaloid songs” icebergs/videos. Does it live up to the title? Um.. yes-ish? Don’t get me wrong, the subject matter on all of these songs are disturbing (disordered eating, murder, suicide, the typical topics), but it’s kind of underwhelming overall; especially since it sounds compressed like a folding mattress.

femtanyl - MAN BITES DOG
75

Symptoms of femtanyl overdose include dancing, high energy, ruptured eardrums, and maybe a transgender joke.

80

A chaotic mess of a rollout is just as so as the album itself, but still better than Twisted Fantasy by a long shot.

Logan Hugueny-Clark - Friday the 13th: The Game (The Musical)
0

The autotune would’ve been hilarious if it weren’t for the fact that this is Lhugueny’s usual shtick.

Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
95

Dude, I’m telling you. Artists in the 50s-70s were built different.

Kendrick Lamar - DAMN.
80

It’s an unexpected change from TPAB and GKMC. A story when listened to forwards and a second story when you listen to it in reverse order? Hell yeah, Kendrick. You’ve done it again.

Janet Jackson - Control
75

Nowadays, Control sounds like the rest of 80s pop, but the lengthier tracks sound like ‘extended versions’ of a song that doesn’t exist. Not that it’s bad, it’s just a bit too lengthy.

Coin locker kid - manic pixie dream world
85

The noise continuously makes me return to it. It’s so abrasive, and pixie. Shoutout to the album art for accurately describing what the album sounds like.

Charlie Puth - Nine Track Mind
0

The fact that “Suffer” is after the ninth track makes me wonder if Puth was trying to tell us something. Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on, I guess.

Rihanna - ANTI
70

Imagine if we got a new Rihanna album before [album that hasn’t been released yet]. Until then, I can settle for decency.

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