My eyeliner is dripping onto my Pierce The Veil shirt from this modernemo masterpiece.. And also because the lyrics relate to me and are sad. :(
Know what? Review time.
Review:
Track 1: Life as A Soap Opera Plot, 26 Years Running (feat. Keith Buckley of Every Time I Die) (3:23)
8.5/10.
Viciously strong start to this song. From Connie's sass vocals, to her brutal high pitched banshee screams then her singing, to the really well done feature from Keith Buckley, to Connie's brother, ... read more
What if Jack Skellington started a MySpace page?
Well, this entire album would be his top 10.
This album is genuinely fun incarnate. Would be so fun to see them at Warped Tour.
I didn't really know what to think starting off the album, as I didn't really care for the opener, but damn did the album hook me in by the 2nd song and didn't really let go until then. And even then, my least favorite songs still I kind of liked. The production is really fun, sounding really full, and ... read more
FUCK ALL YOU HOES!!! DETROIT TILL I DIE!!! Or something.
Man, this doesn't deserve a review. It's the type of rap rock or music that'll make an old white guy with a confederate flag on his car say "Now, I don't like all that hippity hoppity rock n roll type stuff... BUT THIS!!! This is real music!"
Garbage. This is political music done wrong, both ideogically and musically. It feels like a parody. Not actual music.
Favs: Are you serious?
Least favs: All of ... read more
Old man yells at clouds: the album.
Old man being blatantly transphobic and racist: the album.
Canadian larps as an American: the album.
Not good: the album.
Favs: None.
Least favs: American Flags, pretty much every track.
.5 Stars
0/10
First off, this is a very important album to me. I'm aware it's not the greatest music ever. It's crabcore, early 2010s metalcore where everyone had the same haircut and did the same squatting stage move. The thing is...
That's exactly what I love about it. But the thing is, this thing is really well written and produced.
Things like Immaculate Misconception's awesome atmosphere that is like Cradle of Filth verses meets Plagues/With Roots Above era The Devil Wears ... read more
Unpopular opinion.
(Review of the deluxe edition remaster, please listen to this version!)
This is easily my favorite album that the band has made, while it isn't their best, which that title is held by Creatures and maybe Reincarnate, it will always have a soft spot in my heart. Is it always original? Eh, no. This is the album that got Motionless their infamous (hah, get it) "Marilyn Manson rip off" label, and I can see it. However, my counterpoint, the songwriting and ... read more