Yuno Miles - ALBUM
50

Ayo they got Yoshi on the beat I love Mario games

ROSALรA - LUX
95

Some of the tracks really didn't hit for me but the ones that do REALLY hit. What a cinematic masterpiece

Ice Spice - Big Guy (from “The SpongeBob Movie: Search For SquarePants”)
10

I'm an autist for SpongeBob so this particularly pissed me off with it's nonsensical lyrics, bottom of the barrel lazy beat, and dead as a doornail delivery. And that cover.. genuinely such a perfect encapsulation of how lazy this single is. I'm gonna go listen to Ocean Man and Best Day Ever

Various Artists - Fantastic Mr. Fox (Original Soundtrack)
75

A solid soundtrack befitting a truly fantastic movie

Florence + the Machine - Everybody Scream
70

Definitely a vocal highlight but a good few of the tracks leave me feeling unsatisfied. Overall a decent album.

Pizza Hotline - LEVEL SELECT
60

Cute little bite of nostalgia to listen to while playing Timesplitters 2 for PS2

Gerry Mulligan - Night Lights
55

This must've gone so hard back in the 60s with a glass of whiskey while you beat your 4 year old son with a belt for trying on his mother's heels

Return to Forever - Romantic Warrior
70

The guys who made this album look like they made this album.

Maroon 5 - Songs About Jane
65

A perfectly fine pop rock record...and it all went downhill from here...

JACKBOYS - JACKBOYS 2
35

Thankfully Shyne is the worst this record gets but the rest of the record isn't exactly good enough to make the album experience any more than okay at best and annoying at worst.

Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
95

The 'this is culturally inappropriate" bit that plays throughout the album hits way harder knowing they got dropped by their label over this record. Stay real.

Edit: 90->95

My only Additional note is that MTBTTF sounds like it belongs on Madvillainy.

Aesop Rock - Black Hole Superette
70

Aesop be walking 'ere

Brian Wilson - SMiLE
85

Brain Douglas Wilson: 1942-2025; Rest in peace, sweet prince ๐Ÿ’”

The Clash - Cut the Crap
0

I dont mean to be that guy but WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?!? I come from the unique position of having not listened to much Clash up until now and after seeing the Trainwreckords episode on this album I just had to hear it for myself and, yeah, it's horrendous. Maybe the worst nominally punk album I've ever listened to. I feel like I have to agree with Todd's assertion that this record was forced on the "band" by their manager because nobody sounds present on this ... read more

Black Pumas - Black Pumas
70

Classic vibes with decent execution but without any new twist that would make it truly distinguishable from the classics it's trying to replicate.

Pusha T - My Name Is My Name
55

Mostly brought down by generic verses (by his standards) from pusha and some truly mid features across the record.

DANGERDOOM - The Mouse and the Mask
90

My favorite feature was Master Shake

Alice in Chains - Unplugged
90

The indisputable GOAT of Unplugged performances.

Lil Wayne - Tha Carter VI
25

Who gave these bootleg Aesop Rock beats to Wayne bruh ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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