Jelly Roll - Lighter
0

this is a sign of societal collapse, I just can't prove how

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
55

It's a fair better listen than the sprawling listen that was TTPD, so there's that. Ultimately, upbeat and pop-centric Taylor isn't new by any means, but the existence of tracks thay have drums is a welcome return.

The fatal flaw is repetition. Granted, songs like "Father Figure" and "The Fate of Ophelia" offer just enough to keep the album from being a total slog, even if the writing has still taken some noticeable hits such as on songs like "Eldest ... read more

Playboi Carti - MUSIC
75

it's actually real like actually real this time no pump faking

Actual thoughts: this is clearly rushed to some degree. The mixing rivals CHERRY BOMB for "levels of overblown." It's fairly padded, but being 5 years in the making, it's more understandable.

Carti needs to pull a Life Of Pablo and rework some tracks. If he did, it would easily be one of his best projects. Is it worth a *5* year wait? No. Is it still a solid, fun project? Yeah. The problem is that it was ... read more

Kendrick Lamar - GNX
85

just remove the title track and it's top 3 kendrick albums

Tyler, The Creator - CHROMAKOPIA
75

I'm.... conflicted. CHROMAKOPIA is a very obviously good album, but much like CMIYGL, something isn't resonating with me. Maybe it's just my preference for Tyler's more "hardcore" tracks, but I just didn't get as much from this project as I thought. It's excellent and beautifully put together, but me personally, I don't see myself coming back to this one as much as his other albums.

Favorite Track: Rah Tah Tah

Least Favorite: Judge Judy

Tyler, The Creator - Noid
95

AOTY incoming 🔥 100 emoji

KAYTRANADA - 99.9%
100

weary emoji

Viper - FREE VIPER!
NR

do NOT release bro 😭🙏

Mike Love - Leaders
NR

This was added to the wrong artist, this wasn't made by the Beach Boys member

¥$ - VULTURES 2
35

To quote my review regarding the first installment:
"That being said.... it's clear that Ye is still putting in effort, effort which results in far more hits than misses. Sincerely hoping the pace gets picked up on the next volumes, otherwise it might be a bit of a slog."

Well, the "bit of a slog" part was entirely right. If Vultures 1 felt like taking the most middling and mediocre parts of Donda and stretching them out to a full album, Vultures 2 is Ye scraping the ... read more

JPEGMAFIA - I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU
80

bald dude gonna have a field day with this one

Paul McCartney - Fuh You
80

this score is unironic

Paul McCartney - McCartney II
100

temporary secretary is good actually

Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor
90

67 user score is crazy

Eminem - The Death of Slim Shady (Coup de Grâce)
50

The weakest parts of Eminem's post 2020 albums has been when he's done the whole "Gen Z is CANCELING me 😡" routine (despite being one of the biggest rappers of all time)

So, as expected, an ENTIRE ALBUM of "cancel culture is trying to take me down" winds up average at best.

Edit: After about a month, there's just... not much left. The concept, while I enjoy on paper, is not fully realized and at times seems completely absent despite the album insisting ... read more

The Doors - Get Up and Dance
100

yes I do think it's that good

Death Grips - Death Grips
90

Guess I forgot about this one, huh? Uhhhh it good

Kendrick Lamar - Poetic Justice
90

yall think we're getting a sequel or nah

Jack Harlow - Lovin On Me
20

please god get off the radio waves please for the love of all that is holy I will take dance monkey over this please

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