Alvvays - Alvvays
65

Such a pickme album omg

Moodymann - Mahogany Brown
60

Heavy buffer coming in and out; could be cut down by like 20 minutes

Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday
50

You're telling me that 161 million people on Spotify listened to Did it on em? You're telling me that 161 million people thought to themselves "You know, I really could go for that song which literally sounds like shitting, has the ass farted 808s and lyrics where she's rapping about shitting on people"?

JPEGMAFIA - EXPERIMENTAL RAP
35

Imagine beefing with Earl over all his songs sounding the same, then dropping an album that has the same flow in all of the songs lmao

Charli xcx - Wuthering Heights
60

Unnecessary listening

Father John Misty - Fear Fun
50

Not dramatic nor funny; just kinda there in his discog

Pink Floyd - The Final Cut
65

More AMBITIOS than the wall! More FOCUSED than the wall! More uhhh better MIXING than the wall! More... yeah! Just more! Yeah! *rubs big reviewer belly*

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz!
80

With what force do you have to grip the egg for it to do that...

Animal Collective - Time Skiffs
80

Vivid return to form!

Venetian Snares - Rossz Csillag Alatt Született
30

I like the concept; I hate the sound

Wilco - Being There
80

Willco doing their best impressions of other bands while figuring out their own sound

Death In June - But, What Ends When the Symbols Shatter?
40

Wait... so you're telling me that Swans-esque bands sound WORSE when you ARE NO LONGER 16?????

Has some unintentionally funny moments. Tries to be all "Unghhh look at ME! I'm so SAD and Differnet Ungha." but gets immensely cockblocked by the trumpet of joy and bells of whimsy

Jazmine Sullivan - Heaux Tales
70

EWWWWWWWWW SHE SAID DICK!! YUCKY!!

Vampire Weekend - Modern Vampires of the City
75

Could have done without the vocal pitch shifting

The Knife - Silent Shout
35

Who would have guessed that the new and novel sound of 2006 sounds outdated 20 years later

Also wow was 2006 the weakest year in music history?

Boards of Canada - Geogaddi
100

My girlfriend hates how often I say "This is one of the best albums of all time"; she compares me to the river monsters guy who says "This fish has the sharpest teeth and can pull you in without hesitation" about every fish

The Rapture - Echoes
80

Skip the first two tracks; the rest are incredibly solid

William Basinski - The Disintegration Loops
100

An album that lives rent free in my mind; an unforgettable experience

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