CORPSE & Savage Ga$p - E-Girls Are Ruining My Life
24

E-Girls Are Ruining My Life! is undone from the start by some of the lamest lyrics I’ve ever heard.

CORPSE - Never Satisfied
30

Never Satisfied left pretty much no impression on me.

CORPSE - Cabin Fever
21

Cabin Fever is a song that, like most of CORPSE’s music, tries so hard to sound dark and mysterious but is actually just very boring.

CORPSE - White Tee
35

In defence of White Tee, CORPSE doesn’t say ‘PepeLaugh’ this time around.

CORPSE - Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life!
4

Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life! is about as good as a song called Cat Girls Are Ruining My Life! could have been.

CORPSE - Miss You!
30

The overwhelmingly fake edginess makes Miss YOU! a miss.

Kesha - TiK ToK
60

Sure, the influence of Tik Tok and other 2000s electropop songs on modern music is hard to dispute, but I just cannot look past those godawful verses.

(15 -> 8) this gets worse every time I hear it

(8 -> 60) oh fucking hell

Passion Pit - Gossamer
51

Gossamer is often sickly sweet, but occasionally genuinely beautiful.

John Newman - Love Me Again
73

If you like music that can play in supermarkets or in the menus of FIFA 14, you’ll love Love Me Again.

Frost Children - Hearth Room
75

Hearth Room finds the hyperpop stalwarts venturing into the realm of indie and emo- with some pretty solid results!

Crystal Fighters - LIGHT+
45

Despite some good moments here and there, LIGHT+ is- in general- a saccharine, overblown effort with little to offer in the way of originality.

Everything Everything - The Mad Stone
57

The Mad Stone is a bit of a mess but I also reckon it’ll grow on me when Mountainhead releases in full.

Danny Brown - Quaranta
90

Danny Brown brings his stark yet authentic lyrics to the forefront of the melancholic Quaranta, to great effect.

Lana Del Rey - Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
93

Just when I thought I knew what my favourite album of the year was, Lana Del Rey comes through with Did You Know There’s A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, a transcendent, ethereal, softly crushing listening experience that totally blindsided me with its sheer beauty.

Portugal. The Man - Woodstock
56

There are some nice millennial pop tunes, but too much of Woodstock ditches my favourite parts of Portugal. The Man to the point where any 2010s FIFA-core band could have made this.

Danny Brown - Jenn's Terrific Vacation
100

Jenn’s Terrific Vacation features another highly skilled performance from Danny but it also utilises these unsettling, shivering drums and sparse piano notes to incredible effect, creating one of the most brilliantly unsettling songs of 2023.

Daft Punk - Homework
79

Daft Punk’s 1997 debut Homework is an impressive blueprint for what was to come from the duo.

AJR - OK ORCHESTRA
45

OK Orchestra feels- perhaps surprisingly- like a collection of potentially decent songs undone spectacularly by some unbelievable production choices. Either way, it’s a definite improvement on AJR’s previous work.

AJR - Neotheater
30

On the kitschy, millennial-pop snoozefest that is Neotheater, AJR retain all their unpleasant hallmarks; but at the very least they tone down the aggravatingly dated dubstep-y production a little.

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