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Kanye West - Donda
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Donda
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85
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2021 • Single
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Recent Reviews

Kanye West - Donda
85

Gotta listen to the "Pt. 2" tracks, and have a bit of time to mull over everything here, but from the first 23 tracks, this is something special. Not perfect, but extremely special. Some of Kanye's greatest material yet is on here, point blank period... oh yeah and also Tell the Vision. Full review coming soon, score is temporary. This is a great moment to be a Kanye fan.

Soulja Boy - Big Draco
NR

Considering the continued relevance of Crank That I'm surprised he doesn't have a project just called YUUUUU tbh

(also something something beating women is cringe)

Kanye West - ye
84

If Ghost Town was listed as a single, I'd easily give it a 99.

For my 25th review (not all of them are available anymore, at least 2 of them were for WLR songs that Rob delisted), I didn't want to just give it to some recent-ish single that I didn't care *that* much about. No, I wanted to talk about a project that, while not a masterpiece in my eyes, is still an album I hold a deep, DEEP respect for.

Ye by Kanye West. Quite possibly the greatest album to ever embody the sentence, "I have ... read more

Lil Wayne - Green and Yellow (Green Bay Packers Theme Song)
15

I feel like an actual review couldn't convey my proper feelings on this track, so instead, here are some bars that stand out as ESPECIALLY bad, even by "Lil Wayne at his worst" standards:

"Like Shakur, call me two-pack"
"Jordan meme face, huh?"
"Green boogers, yellow as canaries"
"Cheesehead, Alicia Keys, I'm goin' Swiss cheese"
"In green, boy I'm fresher than some mint green/Listerine, 'bout to mess around, make history"
"Yeah, ... read more

Bill Wurtz - here comes the sun
90

People be out here saying that KSI is the best YouTuber that makes music? Step aside, Bill Wurtz needs to sit in his throne.

With a bustling, supremely jazzy instrumental, Bill delivers a fully fleshed-out 4-minute jam with great singing on his part. Delivering lyrics about the positive effect it has on people's lives, and how the world just isn't the same without it, its just bursting with charm and charisma. With a bizarre, abstract, but also inspired music video to match the upbeat nature ... read more

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