Drake - First Person Shooter
85

What a banger. Would be an 100 for me if it didn't age so poorly. The "big as the Superbowl" line actually sounds satirical with how bad it aged. However, the beat is fire and the verses are super catchy and good. I personally prefer it to Like That, but I think Like That is the "better" song because of how it aged compared to First Person Shooter.

Broadway Cast - Hamilton: An American Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
69

A solid work of art tarnished by the accidental blemish it left on society and the pop culture community. I would give it a higher score if I could bring myself to it.

twenty one pilots - Scaled and Icy
80

While I understand (and partially share the opinion) why people dislike Blurryface, I really don’t understand the hatred for Scaled and Icy. A more laid-back and chill continuation of the lore, it touches on the more political and internal aspects of the conflict in Dema, and the band return to their signature happy-sound-sad-lyrics style they are known for. Overall, I think it achieves this quite well, with a few substantial misses and poor-quality songs (Saturday and Bounce Man, which ... read more

KSI - Thick of It / Low
69

Why am I already nostalgic for ts 😭
(FROM THE SCREEN πŸ“Ί TO THE RING πŸ₯ŠTO THE PEN πŸ–ŠοΈ TO THE KING 🀴 WHERES MY CROWN πŸ‘‘ THATS MY BLING πŸ€‘)

I don’t like Trippie’s verse

Delivery Boys - BITE BACK
100

Such a good song man. An incredibly fire piano riff combined with some great bars is gonna make a banger single. Delivery Boys is definitely one of best rap groups out right now. Give this a listen gng.

twenty one pilots - Blurryface
60

It is that bad, but not all bad. As a certified twenty one pilots glazer, this is pretty mid, especially coming of off Vessel, but the highs are there. The main flaw is the unbelievably cringe lyrics ("I know a thing or two about pain and darkness" - Lane Boy, which was really good otherwise) and the repetitive poppy sound (which makes Lane Boy even worse, as this is such a radio-friendly album, which is pretty much what Lane Boy is saying it's not) is tiresome. The concept ... read more

Nothing But Thieves - Nothing But Thieves
80

Banger album. The first five tracks are actually magical and absolutely prove that Conor is one of the best vocalists out right now (ever?). Unfortunately, the quality drops off a little bit near the end, with tracks like Drawing Pins and Painkiller not being my favorite. Least favorite song is Painkiller, just kind of boring but still a passable 5/10. Best song is easily Excuse Me, being one of the best intros of any album for me, in the league of Vessel's Ode To Sleep and To Pimp A ... read more

Linkin Park - From Zero
60

This album as a whole is... passable. It's nothing mind-blowing, and while there are some pretty high highs for me (Stained, Good Things Go) , and I'm glad that Linkin Park is back, it truly is nothing crazy. Overall, still good and has good moments throughout. RIP Chester and welcome Emily. Hope they make more solid music in the years coming.

60/100 - Okay

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
70

Just a very nostalgic, and very solid rap rock album. Definitely a classic, and has some really memorable and great tracks.
Notes: Cure for the Itch is super underrated and a banger, and the 20th Anniversary Edition of this album has some great reimaginations of these tracks, that I daresay surpass the originals by a wide margin. (Esaul Xero Demo, and H! Vltg3) Also left a review for that.

70/100 - Good

Imagine Dragons - LOOM
40

Genuinely not bad at all considering their track record. While the lyrics are cut from the same corny tree of its predecessor projects, a lot of these songs are catchy and fun. It has some of their best songs, some of their worst songs, and ultimately is just another Imagine Dragons project.

40/100 - Bad

Daft Punk - Discovery
80

Only bad thing about this album is that it influenced Honestly, Nevermind

There's also a few low points and forgettable songs, but overall phenomenal and it influenced a ton of great stuff too.

80/100 - Great

J Dilla - Donuts
80

For me, this album sounds like a great IDEA, and while it is very impressive and masterfully produced, I am never coming back to a record like this (and that's okay).
RIP DILLA

80/100 - Great

Kanye West - ye
90

In my opinion, this is Kanye's most personal album, second only to Twisted Fantasy. This album feels like Kanye's psyche; it has the aggressive elements found in albums like Yeezus (I Thought About Killing You, Yikes), beautifully psychotic and vulnerable songs, like the ones found in MBDTF (Ghost Town, Violent Crimes, Wouldn't Leave, No Mistakes) and of course the thirsty songs found in every Kanye album (All Mine). This album is easily one of Kanye's best, and I ... read more

Kanye West - Graduation
95

Album makes me wanna live

95/100 - Near Perfect

Eminem - The Eminem Show
95

In my previous review for The Marshall Mathers LP, I mentioned that they both had one completely putrid track. For MMLP, it was Remember Me; for TES, it is Drips. I think this album is one of the best rap albums of all time. Every single track is perfect and showcases the incredible wordplay and flow of Em combined with some funky and fantastic production. It has some of the best skits in rap (The Kiss, especially with its lead up to Soldier) and the best political tracks calling out the ... read more

J. Cole - The Fall-Off
95

Call it recency bias, but this is the definition of an “instant classic”. It’s 2 fucking hours long and every single track is legendary. It has the best rapping I’ve heard since The Forever Story, and the production is borderline ethereal (Life Sentence, 39 Intro, I Love Her Again). Honestly, fuck the critics who are giving ts a 5/10 for clout. Give Cole his fucking flowers already.
Note: Only You is a banger.

95/100 - Near Perfect

Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
100

My choice for Kanye’s best album. This is such a personal and luxurious record, and it is really quite the experience. I won’t be able to say anything someone hasn’t said before.
Note: Runaway is my personal choice for the best song ever made, and Blame Game is top three on the album.

Edit: I'm starting to think this is greatest album ever made.

100/100 - Perfect

Kanye West - BULLY
70

First thoughts review, will probably change in the future. I thought this record was great. The return of the 808s&HB style with the interesting chipmunk sampling was so refreshing. I loved tracks like ALL THE LOVE, THIS ONE HERE, and FATHER. There’s still a little ai from what I can tell but I’ll cut him some slack. Idgaf. THE GOAT IS BACKKK

Edit: After giving it some time to marinate, I am actually mostly pretty happy with the score my sleep-deprived delusional self gave ... read more

Bruno Mars - Unorthodox Jukebox
95

This is my personal favorite of Bruno’s albums. It is a surprisingly introspective and yet fun and danceable experience. It has what I consider to be some the best hits ever, with Treasure, Locked Out Of Heaven, and When I Was Your Man. There isn’t a single song I dislike, it just has a few songs that I would consider to be subpar (Moonshine, If I Knew) and the genre-blending and versatility that Bruno showcased has yet to be topped by any of his other projects in my opinion.
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Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans
70

Doo Wops and Hooligans was very polarizing. It has some absolute bangers (Just the Way You Are, Count On Me, The Other Side, Runaway Baby) mixed in with some of the most atrocious hits and painfully weird lyrics (Grenade, The Lazy Song, Our First Time, why tf are you making a song about that gng) and it results in a very strange experience as an album. The score is still positive mostly because the highs were very high for me, and there were more of them than the rock-bottom lows. I love Bruno ... read more

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