Drake - HABIBTI
54

Before I begin the review, I just wanna say how corny this site is when it comes to Drake. It’s kind of an issue in all music communities, but I’m here, so I’ll say this about the site. As soon as Drake drops an album, no one here is able to think for themselves. It’s become a hivemind of people trying to one-up each other with Drake quips and none of them are funny. Drake has a good amount of shit albums, so I would not say I am a glazer, but this is not a 28/100. ... read more

My New Band Believe - My New Band Believe
55

One of the rare cases where an album sounds superb but is brought down by the actual material. The production here is fantastic. I am absolutely not sold by any of the singing nor am I sold by much of the instrumentation here. Even for a very short runtime, both long songs felt like filler. I don’t really understand the rave reviews for this thing. I’m not saying he doesn’t have potential (clearly all the black midi guys do), I just don’t know if it’s in chamber ... read more

MJ Lenderman - MJ Lenderman
59

This is a great example where generally good and even some great songs don’t make a good album experience. I’m not trying to be contrarian because this is a universally loved debut, but this really lacks the charm of his later work. It just seems constantly miserable to the point it also seems the same. Granted, the first song was pretty amazing. All-in-all, this is a pretty one note album, though you can clearly see the potential laid out here.

Dream Theater - Parasomnia
57

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 17/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39, SC: 61, BCaSL: 19, ADToE: 25, DT: 53, Astonishing: 8, DOT: 67, AVftTotW: 19):

This is it. After listening to sixteen albums of this band, this was the last one on the list. And, fittingly, it is the only one I had never heard. I listened to everything up to Distance Over Time when I was a fan of this band, and I had listened to A View ... read more

Dream Theater - A View from the Top of the World
19

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 16/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39, SC: 61, BCaSL: 19, ADToE: 25, DT: 53, Astonishing: 8, DOT: 67)

I had already rated this album on this website. I originally gave it a 19. I think it was kinda obvious I was over the band by the point this album came out. It was in between Distance Over Time and this that I stopped caring.

“The Alien” is extremely ... read more

Dream Theater - Distance Over Time
67

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 15/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39, SC: 61, BCaSL: 19, ADToE: 25, DT: 53, Astonishing: 8)

The band had hit rock bottom when they released The Astonishing. It was not only me who hated it. It is one of the lowest rated albums of 2016 on this site. Even the most hardcore Dream Theater fans don’t talk about it. But you know what they say when you’re at rock ... read more

Dream Theater - The Astonishing
8

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 14/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39, SC: 61, BCaSL: 19, ADToE: 25, DT: 53)

So, I was actually wrong about one thing. I thought I had always detested this album. Even when I was a fan of this band, I was sure I didn’t like it. But apparently I did, going back to an old review. And wow, has that changed. I think I was always more so enamored by this album. By all means, ... read more

Dream Theater - Dream Theater
53

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 13/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39, SC: 61, BCaSL: 19, ADToE: 25)

It’s usually agreed that Mike Portnoy leaving the band was the end of this band’s run of “quality work”, but I think that’s somehow an understatement. Obviously, I did not like Black Clouds & Silver Linings, but the band certainly did not seem to get back on the right ... read more

Dream Theater - A Dramatic Turn of Events
25

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 12/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39, SC: 61, BCaSL: 19)

This was probably my most disliked Dream Theater album when I was a fan of this band. The Astonishing is obviously way worse in quality, but that has a so-bad-it’s-good quality. This was just painful.

“On the Backs of Angels” was not good, but surprisingly not awful. There are good and bad. First ... read more

Bob Dylan - Saved
64

Bob Dylan 20/?

I was extremely scared going into this album, but honestly, I kind of liked it. Bob Dylan had such a bad energy on Slow Train Coming. He felt so righteous, nationalistic, and just not like himself at all. But here, he just seems happy. And honestly, I like that he can show off his religion in such a way. I'm obviously just describing gospel music, but Bob Dylan is not a gospel artist, so I'm more so just talking about him in comparison to his previous works. ... read more

Bob Dylan - Slow Train Coming
33

Bob Dylan 19/?

Nononono. I did not like this at all. I own this album on vinyl and have had that particular vinyl for a few years now, so there's some sentimental value from me, but I probably just put it on in the background like once or twice. Actually sitting down to actively listen to it, this is SUCH a weird album. Unfortunately, it's not weird in some kind of experimental way, but weird in a gross way. Here, Bob Dylan seems to rile against the "Godless" culture, and ... read more

J. Cole - Friday Night Lights
68

I think this mixtape is maybe a little overrated? Per this website's ratings, this is J Cole's best project, but I just don't know if I can agree. I think J Cole's sampling has always been kind of weird, with him sometimes tending to over-rely on these samples to make the song. While I think this works for "Too Deep for the Intro", I just find it personally grating as the track list goes down. There is of course nothing wrong with sampling, just to reiterate, it is ... read more

Bob Dylan - Street-Legal
59

Bob Dylan 18/?

This might be one of Dylan's most mediocre albums yet. This is extremely overproduced, and even though the production sounds technically good, it just makes it goofy, to be honest. The first song was amazing but it seemed that's where almost all of the effort went. There wasn't a bad song on here, but there were really barely any great ones outside the aforementioned first one. Glancing at his discography, it's pretty disheartening the fall off in quality ... read more

Bob Dylan - Desire
91

Bob Dylan 17/?

Bob Dylan makes one thing clear with the intro track, and that is that he is back. He sounds angry and righteous. I think a lot of this album he really does sound like his older self. It's a lot more of a reflective work than his previous album, which was a jam band release. Asides from that though, the layering Bob and producer Don DeVito do on this record, with instruments such as the violin, is fantastic. This really seems like Dylan at his most mature. It never quite ... read more

J. Cole - The Warm Up
69

This mixtape lost so much steam by the end it's not even funny. But overall, a very solid sophomore project. In almost all aspects besides maybe peaks, it is better than The Come Up. The production is better, J Cole has a better performance here, and the lows are less low. I just wish the second half was more refined, and some tracks were either cut or tooled more.

J. Cole - The Come Up Mixtape Vol. 1
66

The lows on this thing, which make up most of this mixtape, are not very low. There's a lot of tracks that have succumb to age, so they just sound like boring and uninspired hip hop songs from the earlier internet era. But the highs here are extremely good. "Dolla and a Dream", "Throw It Up", "The Come Up", "Lil Ghetto..." are all phenomenal. I think this thing is too aged to be considered a truly good mixtape, but as a debut, it is solid.

Mogwai - 4 Satin
73

“Superheroes of BMX” is a lot better than the other two songs, and kind of makes this an EP which is carried by an amazing track. But it’s still a good EP. I might also add a point or two for that cover. One of my all time favorite covers ever since I first saw it.

Mogwai - Ten Rapid
58

It’s too messy to leave an impression, but I see the talent of the band on display. There’s just not a ton of standout tracks on this album, to be honest.

Dream Theater - Black Clouds & Silver Linings
18

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 11/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39, SC: 61)

And here is where, for me, the downfall started. I’ve already written about it to death, but this was where I stopped liking the albums when I was a fan. While Dream Theater was always melodramatic and corny, this is when their self awareness flew completely out of the window.

“A Nightmare To Remember” I feel ... read more

Dream Theater - Systematic Chaos
61

Dream Theater hater listens to Dream Theater discography 10/?
(WDDU: 38, IaW: 67, Awake: 71, ACoS: 54, FiF: 30, Metro: 67, SDoIT: 65, ToT: 77, Octavarium: 39)

If you ask most people, this is where they usually say Dream Theater “fell off”. The exact reason, I’m not so sure. I always had a soft spot for this album. It has some really solid songs.

“In the Presence of Enemies, Pt. 1” has a phenomenal first half. That was hard. I think LaBrie still sounds pretty ... read more

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