Bodyguard - Silica Gel
84

Lush as fuck

Fav tracks: Raiden, Fatal, H.U.M2.E.R., #Acidrain

Least fav: Blu Smoke Rings

Smags - Taking You
100

One of the best songs of all time idc

James Ferraro - NYC, HELL 3:00 AM
72

Not his best, but still some great songs.

Fav tracks: Close Ups, City Smells, Fake Pain

Least fav: Nushawn, Vanity, N*ggas

Maddie Ashman - Her Side
83

Definitely prefer Otherworld but this is still great. Behind Closed Eyes though is one of the greatest songs to ever grace my ears

Fav tracks: Behind Closed Eyes, Jaded, In Autumn My Heart Breaks

Least fav: Waterlily

AV Dummy - PORNOVIOLENCE
84

Crazy ass production

Fav tracks: Brave New World, Man Burns Self Online, Natural Born Killers, Postmodern Exorcism

Least fav: In Colour, Brand New Attitude

James Ferraro - Skid Row
89

This is severely underrated here. Definitely Ferraro's peak.

This should not work as well as it does. The instruments are arranged so sloppily and the vocals aren't too good either, but holy shit is this some of my favorite music ever. I don't understand how he does it.

Fav tracks: Pollution, White Bronco, To Live and Die in LA, Skid Row, Thrash & Escalate

Least fav: Street Freaks

YHWH Nailgun - 45 Pounds
86

Y'all tripping this is peak.

Fav tracks: Penetrator, Iron Feet, Blackout, Pain Fountain

Least Fav: Tear Pusher

cLOUDDEAD - Ten
83

Pretty underrated but understandably as they somehow managed to make the vocals even more annoying than on their debut. Production is absolutely peak tho once again. Dead Dogs Two is one of the best hip-hop songs ever made

Fav tracks: Dead Dogs Two, Son of a Gun, Rifle Eyes, Physics of a Unicycle

Least fav: The Velvet Ant, Rhymer's Only Room

James Ferraro - Rerex 1
81

Alien underwater utopia in my ears

Such a comforting album, but I wish it didn't try to destroy my eardrums as much as some of the tracks do. Also not a fan of the abrupt endings between tracks but that's not unusual for Ferraro

Fav tracks: Chlorine Anemone, Ishino sim (the 8 min version not on streaming), CRIspr, Telecommunication Wetware

Least fav: caustic net aRchitecture, Gaiacide

cLOUDDEAD - cLOUDDEAD
88

Yeah there really isn't anything like this. Odd Nosdam has to be at least top 3 hip-hop producers of all time. Would be better if Doseone didn't sound like Spongebob but it's amazing nonetheless.

Fav tracks: Apt. A (1), JimmyBreeze (1), JimmyBreeze (2), I Promise Never To Get Paint On My Glasses Again (1), Apt. A (2)

Least fav: Bike (2), (Cloud Dead Number Five) (2)

Death Grips - Death Grips
85

Fav tracks: Full Moon, Face Melter, Takyon, Death Grips

Least fav: Where's it at

Food For Animals - Scavengers
88

Peak experimental hip hop

Fav tracks: Elephants, Scavengers, Cut and Paste, Brand New

Least fav: Trash, Ttfn

James Ferraro - Night Dolls with Hairspray
83

Fav tracks: Runaway, Buffy Honkerburg's Answering Machine, Roses and Mystery

Least fav: Lipstick on Ants

By Storm - My Ghosts Go Ghost
91

Fav tracks: And I Dance, Double Trio 2, Zig Zag, In My Town, Can I Have You For Myself, Dead Weight

Least fav: Best Interest, Grapefruit

FaceSplit - Uncanny
71

Uncanny: 70/100
Oscillate: 81/100
Schematics: 66/100
Couch Spasm: 59/100
Pressure: 86/100
Red Candle: 72/100

Windows 98の - FEVER DREAM (DE:AD)
71

緊張とリリース (Part 1): 81/100
緊張とリリース (Part 2): 69/100
The Dream: 77/100
Can't Last: 72/100
Forever (エアポート Reprise): 65/100
Hypnagogia: 68/100
Hallucinations in Full (A Shadow Figure Looming Over Me): 64/100
Waking Up: 59/100

Viper - One Day You'll See Me Again (1997-2009)
73

Fav tracks: You Wanna See Me Dead Cause Of My Hops, Hey Maybe One Day You'll See Me Again, Ride or Die, Clip In

Least Fav: Flat On They Back, Gone Clash, I Ball Or Die

It's On: 73/100
Rap's What I Got: 70/100
Ride or Die: 87/100
This is How we Ride: 75/100
I Remember When You Was In Love Wit Me: 62/100
Feel: 72/100
What It Would Take: 73/100
I Gots To Ball: 79/100
You Wanna See Me Dead Cause Of My Hops: 94/100
We Gone Ride: 82/100
When You Move It: 64/100
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Deep Turtle - There's a Vomitsprinkler in My Liverriver
87

Fav tracks: Valz / Hot Mambo / Antivalz, Tiodt / Ha-Tuzta / Tostroid

Least fav: -

Tyler, The Creator - Bastard
66

-10 points for the rape fantasy lyrics

Fav tracks: Sarah, Pigs Fly, Inglorious, Odd Toddlers

Least fav: Sarah, Slow It Down, AssMilk

Overrated: Bastard, AssMilk

Underrated: Jack and the Beanstalk, Tina

Nimda - Retaliate
72

Dealt With: 81/100
Struggling Tearout Producer: 78/100
Retaliate: 69/100
UK Obscenity: 71/100

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