Parkway Drive - Atlas
70

Still on their run of good albums here, this one didn't grow much but didn't regress either. Its got some fun moments like with The River and Dark Days.

Parkway Drive - Deep Blue
74

Slightly better than I remembered Deliver Me and Deadweight still fuck.

Edit: 70 -> 74

Parkway Drive - Horizons
86

This was one of the first metal albums I owned a physical of. I can't count how many times my middle school self played Carrion and Horizons on OSU! with the AMV playing in the back lmfao.

Its a very good metalcore album and even tho its only a 77 I wouldn't hate it to be given a must listen.

Parkway Drive - Killing with a Smile
60

I think this is still a fine starting place, retroactively reviewing this is weird and lowkey unfair because I know where we go next. But yeah, solid early 2000s metalcore.

JPEGMAFIA - I LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU
95

This is incredible. Peggy might have a shout for one of the most consistent and forward thinking discographies in music history, not just rap. IDONOTGIVEAFUCK if "either on or off the drugs" uses AI, its a 10/10 song and uses it as an instrument not as a crutch.

Orchestra Baobab - A Night At Club Baobab
88

It's so fucking good please listen to this.

Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind
100

Semi-Charmed Life, Jumper, How's It Going to Be, and The Background are all 10/10s and some of the best songs of the 90s for me. Nothing on this album is below a 90 for me

Just incredible album.

Edit: 92 -> 100

Asking Alexandria - The Black
60

The Black is the only song on this I would say I like.

BABYMETAL - Metal Resistance
69

I miss BABYMETAL.

Edit: 60 -> 69

Architects - Nightmares
65

Math rock >>>>> Mathcore
They make much better music later on.

71

Classic deathcore album, I was too harsh initially because I was overcome with cringe-nostalgia.

Edit: 60 -> 71

August Burns Red - Thrill Seeker
60

Cry about it David. I'm a hater.

The Devil Wears Prada - Dear Love: A Beautiful Discord
63

Did not age well but I like Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over a lot

The Devil Wears Prada - Plagues
72

Grown a bit but I'm still a hater unfortunately.

Edit: 68 -> 72

The Devil Wears Prada - With Roots Above and Branches Below
80

This is my favorite TDWP album and the only one I really come back to... Sorry Evan.

The Devil Wears Prada - The Act
64

I really wish I liked TDWP more than I do because my friends bully me for it. But their music just doesn't click with me like it used to.

Bury Tomorrow - Black Flame
67

Black Flame is the only song I come back to but its an okay project.

Crystal Lake - Helix
71

It is solid enough metalcore, I like this more as background tunes while working than active listening.

Edit: 68 -> 71

Bathe Alone - I Don't Do Humidity
68

This nails the motif of trying to move and the difficulties that can come with it. I don't think it necessarily hit the heights I was hoping for after hearing the singles but that's okay.

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