Saliva - Every Six Seconds
48

Rage Against the Machine for cocky dumbasses and frat chumps. Imagine Limp Bizkit but much dumber.

10

Bon Jovi for nincompoops. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon than listen to Hinder.

Saliva - Blood Stained Love Story
20

"Ladies and Gentlemen" is basically Imagine Dragons before they exist but switch out overproduced synths, bass drops, and hip hop beats with butt rock riffs, the rest is just forgettable as hell butt rock.

Against The Current - Legends Never Die
38

Glorified Creed-inspired arena rock slop. Go listen to Dream Theater, they have both bark and bite compared to this.

Fall Out Boy - American Beauty / American Psycho
55

Fall Out Boy becoming the best sellout since Maroon 5 and the Black Eyed Peas. They switch between cheesy ass Creed-coded tracks like "Centuries" and "Immortals" and grocery store overhead music like "Uma Thurman" and "Irresistible", and forgettable duds. Feels like they were taking Nickelback's advice on how to make a successful single.

Fear Factory - Obsolete
98

A pretty enjoyable industrial metal album from the late 90s.

Fear Factory - Demanufacture
100

Fear Factory walked so Starset could run. This is a pretty solid industrial metal album coming from the days of fellow great acts of the time like Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Ministry, Rob Zombie, and KMFDM.

Saint Asonia - Saint Asonia
48

Incredibly bland as hell leftovers of the butt rock era.

Skillet - Hero
58

Imagine the Nickelback song from the 2002 Spider-Man movie but with a riff that blatantly rips off Linkin Park and make it cater to AMV obsessed twats whose taste in rock music is limited to butt rock, Octanecore, and movie trailer music/car commercial background noise. Want real hype music, stick with Metallica, Slayer, Pantera, and Sepultura.

Skillet - Monster
50

Peak late 2000s butt rock that only the edgiest 12 year olds would consider to be the 'coolest song ever' because of lyrics which sound like a dumbed down version of Metallica's "Sad But True" and the radio friendly heavy hard rock sound.

Skillet - Unleashed
50

"The Resistance" is surprisingly enjoyable and "Feel Invincible" is alright despite being overplayed as hell but the rest is just a fusion of Creed, Trapt, Stryper, and Ministry.

Skillet - Comatose
58

Imagine a watered down version of Evanescence with M. Shadows-esque vocals? The AMV twats love it but I don't care for it.

The Script - Hall of Fame
10

Glorified grocery store overhead music.

The Score - Pressure
10

The band's defenders can go fuck themselves, this is the most insanely bland, generic, and uninspired slop ever.

The Score - Atlas
10

The most bland, generic, and uninspired music ever. Go listen to Hatebreed.

Limp Bizkit - Results May Vary
10

Limp Bizkit's earlier hits may be guilty pleasures of mine but this deadass sounds like the inspiration for Twenty One Pilots (in a bad way).

Fall Out Boy - Centuries
50

Fall Out Boy going full on Creed but switch out Mark Tremonti's guitar riffs with overproduced synths, bass drops, and hip hop beats.

Britney Spears - Femme Fatale
90

The Pop Princess makes a solid pop album during the days of Pitbull and Flo Rida flexing about money, partying, and women.

Britney Spears - Circus
90

A pretty solid pop album from the days of recession pop, the tracks are pretty catchy and enjoyable despite the sometimes juvenile lyrics.

Imagine Dragons - Evolve
30

Glorified movie trailer/car commercial music nuff said.

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