(the following is unrelated to weezer, i just need to rant)
hot take maybe! if youre a cishet, you shouldnt be using the word queer to describe the lgbt community! just because a lot of us have reclaimed it, doesnt mean its okay for you to use again as well! it is still a slur! believe it or not, its still very uncomfortable to hear cishet people use slurs to describe us! thank you!
PART 3
DaBaby stepped forward towards us, DaBalls hanging low like a gumball that had been left next to a fireplace. They swung in the misty air slowly but gracefully, back and forth with such great pride. DaPenis, which was bigger than anything I'd ever seen (and I've seen a lot of big things) was long and thick and somehow very sweaty. It wasn't just him that was getting hot. I looked to Mingus, then to Miles Davis. They were both drooling intensely, as if there was Chinese food in the room. ... read more
this sounds less like sad virginity and more like apathetic masturbation
CAN'T STOP, PART ONE
Pittsburgh, 2010. Wizz Khalifa’s mansion. An epic party. Sex on the inside, sex on the outside. Khalifa’s Chevrolet Impala SS, rattling like a washing machine. I was inside, in the passenger’s seat. Khalifa and Jared in the back. Wizz howled from Jared’s pounding, white Italian sausage. I stared into my phone screen, trying to ignore them. “Yeah, I’m Your ... read more
i stepped into the big youtube ripoff building. i walked past so many epic internet celebrities like miniladd and david dobrik and dan avidan and even shane dawson :) but as i walked further, i saw them on the couch in front of the cool tv. it was bizaardvark. they were there and they were doing weed, like with cigarette marijuana. "hello horse face guy" the females said. i said "b-bizaardvark! you guys are women!" and they said yeah and i peed a little hehe, giving a big ... read more
unpopular opinion: worlds is a 7/10
have you relistened to that album since 2014??? a second listen is boring as hell. the entire album relies on your first impressions, the themes are weak, and the production is meh
the first listen is filled with listening close to the album's melodies, and the little delights of finding a new detail on accident or something.
but the writing is so shallow and the album relies on first impressions.
WHY ARE THEY BACK I THOUGHT I KILLED THEM WITH MY REVIEWS??? seriously what the FUCK tyjo and jodun in am going to fucking smack you both with my pasta lookin dickshaft alright? your wives are mine. what the fuck dude. its tuesday. are you kidding me? it is NOT saturday. josh you ruined disney's jessie for me because you started fucking with jessie and now i cant watch that show without thinking of how long your cock might be, NO i am NOT GAY i dont like cock i just think about it a lot alright?
if you remember the kid's last name youre fucking insane get away from me. *shoots you epicly* keep the change, ya filthy animal *laughs crazily*
might actually be his corniest yet, holy fucking shit
"guys no wait im not racist i was bullied as a kid
NEHEHEHHEH NEHHHHH"
The Black Keys are an American rock duo from Detroit, Michigan formed in 1997. The group consisted of Dan Auerbach (songwriter, vocals, guitar, piano, and mandolin) and his one-time wife Patrick Carney (drums and vocals). After releasing several singles and three albums within the Detroit music scene, the Black Keys rose to prominence in 2002 as part of the garage rock revival scene. Their successful and critically acclaimed albums The Big Come Up and Thickfreakness drew attention from a large ... read more
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