this made me laugh but it is also the worst thing

https://gamertweak.com/funny-among-us-names/

wtf she literally has the gloves from the strokes ass cover???? hmm..........

mans just turned himself around (hokey pokey reference)
however,

i miss the old dunkey
mustache aint grown dunkey
internet troll dunkey
20-year old dunkey
i hate the new dunkey
facial hair grew dunkey
making reviews dunkey
30-year fool dunkey
i miss the sweet dunkey
playin some league dunkey
i gotta say at that time i'd like to meet dunkey
see i invented dunkey
it wasnt any dunkeys
and now i look around and theres so many dunkeys
i used to love dunkey
i used to love dunkey
i even got ... read more

adios, migos

J Cole makes albums so people can play it, and you actually hear it. You know, drive in your car, you hear another car playin it? Go to the barber shop, hear them playin' it? You know, turn the radio on, you hear them playin' it? You know, it's playin' everywhere. It's called great music. It's called albums that you actually hear the songs. Not no mysterious shit, and you never hear it.

Oh, Daddy’s Home. You’re one of the most popular modern comedy franchises….and you just blew it with this latest installment! Daddy’s Home 2 has to be the worst movie I have seen in 2017, so far (until The Emoji Movie). By that I don’t even mean the movies that have been released this year, I mean every move I have ever seen in those three months! Now, that’s just me summing it up in a few words, but let me break it down a little bit ... read more

PART 2

Sweat and condensation slipped together as I was pushed against the bathroom wall sexily by Mingus. He had moved from ass to vag now, spreading my poopy to places unimaginable. "Unghagaga," I moaned, "Mingus! He's going to find out!" Charles stopped his thrusting, leaving his schlong motionless inside my puss-puss. "Who?" he asked, his voice unfaltering. I looked back at him with fear in my eyes, "Miles Davis." Mingus's eyes widened, their horny ... read more

tombejerry

please, all join me in my journey to unclench my asscheeks

you know your soundtrack is bad when fucking heathens is the highlight

SUCKER FOR PAIN - A Suicide Squad Album Fan-Work

I stared into my own eyes in the dusty bathroom mirror while he leaned his sleek body against the grimy wall behind me. Panic! At The Disco's cover of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" blared through his phone speakers, accompanied only by his soft chuckles and the squeaking slide of his finger across the screen as he browsed musical.ly. His green eyes flitted up to look ... read more

lil mario but where is lugi?????/

kinda weirdchamp to do this considering it was mostly his label's decision. sorta feels like theyre profiting off of donda's passing in a way. besides that, good shit

ryans shit

i really liked the social network

i feel like i would find this album's cover on a deep dive on deviantart

AMONGUS

"You'll find the painkillers top drawer in the dresser
Back with the force y'all, Bojack Horseman, all that talkin, you know that cost him"

thank you

wheres the tenticle porn :(

EDIT: ok i didnt expect this but this is one of my favorites of this year so far. i adore everything about it bro like god damn as soon as i put it on i knew i was gonna have a blast. epic!

With the recent tragic passing of Van Halen’s Eddie Van Halen, Rivers Cuomo of Weezer has decided to step up to the plate and offer himself as the next most epic guitarist. It’s quite hard to match Eddie’s skill, but Rivers let us know with tracks like Hero and his newly-grown mustache that he meant business. Some have speculated that the lip-based hairs mark the return of the legendary Red Album Rivers, my Hero, who has not been seen in public since the 2008 Grammy Awards. ... read more