And now, the long-awaited sequel to that Google Doc I sent to my friend in seventh grade. His response:
UR ME GURD
DIS IS BLACKJACKET REPORTING FROM GBBJNHBB
(slams head on keyboard 5 times)
ARIT ARIT LET DO DIS
DIS MA MAIN MAN SCOUT
HE DA MAN
(screams oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh for 5 minutes)
(gets yelled at)
(reads a book)
MEME TIME
BYE FWEND
YOU THOUT IT WAS OVER
NOPE
JUST WARMIN UP
CUTE DRAGON
(takes a shower)
NOW A DERP
WACH DIS ... read more
"French girls they want Cartier, Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world you can possibly imagine
English girls they're so prissy, I can't stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook, I don't want them to ever call at all
White girls they're pretty funny, sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night, I just don't have that much jam
Chinese girls are so gentle, they're really such a tease
You never know quite ... read more
this album reminds me of how my brother refuses to blow his nose so he's forced to constantly breathe out of his mouth
Fuck...what can I even say about this? For one, I'm definitely biased. I know this has already been discussed a ton on this site, but I don't really care if I'm being annoying at this point.
This record is more than just an album to me. To me, this is the memory of a close friend, an everyday comfort, a hope, a connection, and a love. And though that memory is a short one, I won't let myself forget it. I know I sound pretentious as fuck right now, and I'm sorry, but I think this might be the ... read more
was in the grinch
not me the song i was not inside the grinch why would you say that
Almost perfect except for the ending of Sailing Through, which is just kind of obnoxious, plus Noisy Racket is only mildly interesting and only for the first thirty seconds. Conversation With Will Hart does feel a little pretentious at some points and the acting from Jeff's friend (who I assume to be Will Hart) isn't always the best, but overall I found it to be a pretty moving track, despite it not being a musical one. Even with these flaws, the quality of these early recordings of some ... read more
twin fantasy but its outsider music
i dont feel qualified to rate this
BAAAAAAWWWN IN THUH YOO ESS AYYYAYYAYAAYY
BAAAAAAAWWWN UN THUH YOU ESS AYYYYYAYAYYY
Am I biased? Maybe. This guy made one of my personal favorite albums of all time, after all. However, I still believe Jeff Mangum to be one of the most greatest and most interesting singer-songwriters of the past thirty years, and this recording only proves it further. Have most of these songs already been featured on albums? Yes, but the urgent strumming and passionate belting of Mangum all throughout this recording gives the tracks a new power that's at times stronger than some songs on ... read more
the following is a google doc i wrote in 2017. it was shared with my friend. keep in mind that there were images in the document, and i could not post them here. also keep in mind that none of this was ironic.
(PAGE ONE)
THIS IS YOU:
XD
HUE HUE HUE
HONK HONK
*does every weird thing possible ever
BLLLLEEEEErrgggghHH
Okay I’m done
NOPE
IT’S SEAMONKEY AND BLACKJACKET TOGETHER
NYEHEHEHHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!
WAIT ARE WE FORGETTING SOMEONE?
YES, YES WE ... read more
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