MC Virgins - Virgins Club
NR

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand MC Virgins. The nuance is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music theory, most of the bars will go over a typical listener's head. There's also the Virgins' honest outlooks, which are deftly woven into the music. Their personal philosophy draws heavily from erotic Japanese literature, for example. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realize that ... read more

You & Explosion Band - Lupin III Chateau De Cagliostro Original Soundtrack BGM Collection
90

Castle of Cagliostro is a movie with so much charm that I could not stop smiling the entire time I was watching it. This is undoubtedly among Hayao Miyazaki's most underrated films, and, if you ask me, one of his many masterpieces.

Like with many anime in the days before the year 2000, the combination of pastel colors and hand-drawn lining provide the viewer with a visually pleasing and nostalgic aesthetic like nothing else. When you combine that with the masterful animation and directorial ... read more

90

who would win
xiu xiu man pp vs nirvana baby pp

Death Grips - Niggas on the Moon
92

This album is like what life would have been like if my parents had never reminded me that I've never made coffee and I applied for that barista position at Starbucks

Carly Rae Jepsen - E•MO•TION
84

Nostalgia: The Album

EDIT: seriously though its impressive that a single album can contain nostalgia for two completely different time periods at the same time

Muse - Origin of Symmetry
77

I'm pogging babyyyyyyyyy
Weirdchamps in the Twitch chat
The streamer banned meeeeeeee
I'm not pogging babyyyyyyyyy

Tom MacDonald - Fake Woke
NR

why does his chin say pog

Lil Nas X - KIM JONG
NR

where is fiona's money mr. x?

Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
97

how the fuck did it take me so long to hear this??????????????????

Danny Brown - Atrocity Exhibition
89

this morning i had not had a bowel movement for seven days. but then i listened to this album

black midi - Schlagenheim
95

The disappearance of German classes across the US is really very strange to see, and I think the class is underappreciated for how chaotic it is. In my four years of taking German, I had four different teachers, and they were all fucking insane. Every single class I had for this godforsaken language was fucking insane.

My very first German teacher, who I had in seventh grade, was a mystery woman. No one even remembers her name, but we all remember her face. We all remember her voice. She was ... read more

N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
98

the only good homophobes

The Lazy Eyes - Where's My Brain???
NR

very clear king gizzard/tame impala influence but a solid track nonetheless. if you like either of those bands you should def check this out
7.7/10

The Killers - Imploding the Mirage (Deluxe)
NR

C'est La Vie is one of the only songs in existence that me and my dad both think is absolute ass

AJR - OK ORCHESTRA
45

I'm kind of OK Over It now that I've paid attention to the lyrics more

omg yesssss king slayyyyy sex is so overratedddd (emoji of air coming out of nostrils)

Crazy Town - The Gift of Game
NR

where is spor ticus :(

Lil Nas X - MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)
NR

"i'll be on my way like hrmmmmphmmkphhrrmmph" is the gayest shit i ever heard in a song, love this

89

pov: you attend a mayhem concert

Ozma - Spending Time On The Borderline
80

Bright production and hooks can't mask the corny soullessness of this bland, uninspired Weezer clone of an album. What happened, Ozma?

Fav Tracks: Eponine; Spending Time; Utsukushii Shibuya
Least Fav Tracks: everything else

EDIT: DUNNO WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL THIS IS COOL

Tom MacDonald - People So Stupid
NR

i dont usually rate singles but this is my least favorite song of all time, so its special :)
EDIT: WAIT THIS WAS MY 500TH RATING KHGHJK

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