I GOT MY ASS WIDE
YOU GOT YOUR BIG CHEEEEEESE

no one:
the script for the porn i watch:

i have not played amogu

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked poggers in your pfp ... add me on amogus we should vent more you look really nice and sus xxx

You are the sweetest nicest sussiest imposter I know: ) I love how we vent in med bay for a total of about 11 hrs a week. I love how we call eachother during the amongus team meeti

My dearest impostor I eject before you to represent that I will always be a loyal and venting sus. If you would be gracious enough to ... read more

wait loona is multiple people??? tf...
i thought loona was just one hella cute girl but apparently its multiple hella cute girls...idk how i feel about this

This is it, this is the best Imagine Dragons song. Though the production is still a bit overdone, the guitar riff is genuinely really catchy, and there's a very infectious heaviness to the track. The tempo change at the end is pretty fun as well. Also, the bridge for this song is literally the definitive "mellow bridge for a heavy-ish pop rock song" lmao

why do they look like that

Hello. My name is Lucy, I’m sixteen years old, and I’ve been a Coldplay hater since I was five years old. When people ask me how I started, I don’t always know how to respond. Whenever I even hear the name Coldplay, the intro to Clocks starts soaring through my mind, and I start crying and screaming from rage. Because of this, no one has ever been able to get an answer from me. If you’re one of the many who have asked me “Why are you so angry? It’s just a ... read more

i liked when he said ll cool j

no one will kiss him after this

EDIT: its not very good but honestly its super overhated, i genuinely like the production and singing on the verses a lot. its just when the beat hits and hes like uwu lips are chapped that it gets a little annoying

I promise I'm not just trying to be a quirky pretentious hippie with this one. Like most of my near-perfect/perfect ratings, this record nearly brought me to tears while I was listening, and I'm sure when I listen to it again I'll come even closer. It's so breathtaking and I can't even explain why. There's something so uniquely nostalgic about pre-'60s recordings that I can't quite put my finger on...god I loved this. I just wish I spoke Japanese so I could understand those interludes.

i had a dream that nick cave was outside my window and his hair was all wet

On my fourteenth birthday, I was gifted two albums on CD by my parents: Arctic Monkeys’ Humbug and Vampire Weekend’s brand new record at the time, Father of the Bride. I was ecstatic to have some new records to my collection, which at the time was pretty tiny, consisting mostly of Twenty One Pilots’ and Panic! At The Disco’s discographies. The Monkeys album? Absolutely loved it, and it would eventually lead me to name them my favorite artist for a good amount of time. It ... read more

kero kero bonito if they made fnaf songs

this album reminds me of how prince philip spoiled season 5 of the crown by fucking dying

EDIT: YO WAIT HE'S ON THE COVER LETS FUCKING GO

me when i dont get the job at Pet Supplies Plus

the weeknd takes a moment to encourage DIY conversion therapy

Now, I’m typically not one to be super interested in albums that are over an hour long, but holy shit. This is my favorite Tay Tay Swizzle album by a fucking landslide.

This never leaves this review, but let me tell you a little secret: Taylor Swift is one of my favorite artists of all time. That’s right, me, whose favorite albums list don’t resemble a Taylor Swift fan in the slightest. Now, technically, Smoke + Mirrors by Imagine Dragons was my “first album”, as ... read more

If you have a mental illness, do not watch Evangelion.
If you are under the age of 15, do not watch Evangelion.
If you have a tendency to become emotionally attached to works of fiction, do not watch Evangelion.
If you are on acid, do not watch Evangelion.
If you are horny, do not watch Evangelion.
If you are content with your life, do not watch Evangelion.
If you are a grown-ass man, do not waifu Rei and/or Asuka.
Do not.

she be like (OuO)

twenty one pilots stans are so fucking stupid ive never seen a more stupid fucking motherfucker-cluster of a fanbase in my life one time i was at a twenty one pilots concert and these hoefucks were screaming at the stage for the band to play old songs like an hour before the band even walked on stage also they screamed it at the opening act who were called bear hands and the lead singer lectured all of us on space lizard gods which makes sense because he said he liked twenty one pilot too also ... read more