TOMMY KILL I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO GET AROUND TO REVIEWING THIS
this album is very good and it is the best user project ive heard on aoty so far, no lie. thanks for dming me about it because i really did enjoy it :) i hope to hear more swag like this in the future
ok so i saw on youtube that a lot of ppl are writing their lyrics in the comments sections of instrumentals and since this music is missing lyrics i will fix it :)
Bitches brew their shoes
In a stew
And the flu comes through
Infecting all these dudes
They itchin and they bitchin
Makin a scene
Like a motherfuckin Litten
From a Pokemon scene (yuh)
Jazz? More like ass
I really like ass though
Fuck me on a boat, row
Watch me slip 'n' slide slow
Bitches brew the lube
For the sous chef
He's ... read more
I absolutely despise having balls. Who thought balls were a good idea? I'm not just saying this as a trans girl. I have no idea why anyone would ENJOY having balls besides getting a sense of gender euphoria from them. Why do I never see anyone else complaining about how uncomfortable life can be with a sack of nuts across from your asshole? When I sit for prolonged periods of time, my balls begin to ache. Is this normal? Do i just have exceptionally large balls, and I'm not meant to sit down as ... read more
stevie wonder seriously took a piss, recorded it, and then sampled it on Isn't She Lovely
It was a dark, cool summer night in New York. I could hear the distant pinging of piano keys from outside the bathroom as the hot water dripped down my face. A burning yet uniquely pleasurable sensation. Finally, after letting it redden my skin for around twenty seconds, I crept out of the shower to grab a towel. But before my hand could reach the cloth, I noticed. The pinging had stopped.
I jumped when I heard three hard thuds on the white wooden door ."M'lady?" said a friendly ... read more
lmao chonker fucking reddit ass twenty pilots
these bitches gotta get off the internet god damn twenty one tyler and josh you guys are cringe! bet they unironically overfeed their cats to make em chonkers and then laugh as the feline dies of obesity. yes tyler its very funny that your cat is suffering. fuck you, and fuck josh. i will not stand for this abuse. not to mention the constant chungus shenanigans. in the second verse, you change the line to "chungus on the circumstance" what ... read more
i cant be the only one who couldnt stand the cymbal crashes here
like the songs themselves are pretty good but god damn those cymbals just ruin it for me
the only value you hold is as a rating on my albumoftheyear.org page. also the first track is pretty good
wish it was called the beach boys NEVER i fucking hate the beach boys like holy shit if youre gonna be a beach boys at least go to the fucking beach or get a tan or something you fucking crackers why do you even have an album called pet sounds there is no barking or meowing or squeaking to be heard only shit plip plop pop made for BABIES even the BEATLES were cooler than you and they were ASSHOLES at least john lennon idk about the others so please do not quote me on this
FUCK YOU BEACH BOY
*big emotional music playes*
im a creeper, minecraft grim reaper
i was never taught what laws there are
bobs are vagana, whichever will it be
we ended up losing, and it's all your fault
why would you want to stay
what you know about rollin in the deep? (adele reference)
This a great album with a lot of amazing tracks, but unfortunately it's largely held back by how insanely bloated it is, clocking in at over two hours long. Will Toledo is a genius and i love his music dearly, but it's undeniable that it's very hard to release a two-hour long album that doesn't get a little boring after a while. Even with the boring parts, though, it always manages to get my attention back with tracks like Big Jacket and Dreams Fall Hard, hence the still-high score. Zut alors!
i wrote a rap battle between Herbert Hoover and Franklin D. Roosevelt. if you're really big on 1930s american politics i would recommend reading. if not, read it anyway it is epic and not cringe
Yes it is a hamilton parody
HOOVER:
Meet the latest president, I’m something to acknowledge
I really shouldn’t brag, but dag, I carryin’ all this haulage
The people say that I’m a bad leader when I’m not
Well, I think that I should just send in the cops
I pay the banks ... read more
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