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So there are now 100 of you creatures that have decided to follow this thing. I'd like to let you know that all of you are very hot and sexy and cool and that you will get bitches of all genders coming your way. Good on all of you, you definitely have some form of a lifestyle ahead of you.
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When I was 9, I was involved in a calamitous mishap regarding 3 cats, a lawnmower and a coloured piece of paper, that I like to call the "dear god why are you what you ... read more
Now for the review that
When I was 9, I was involved in a calamitous mishap regarding 3 cats, a lawnmower and a coloured piece of paper, that I like to call the "dear god why are you what you ... read more
Recent Reviews
ah yes, where my love for eating started
my dad's axe fell from the rooftop when I was 6, so to save everyone i ate the stick part of it. I'm so
my dad's axe fell from the rooftop when I was 6, so to save everyone i ate the stick part of it. I'm so
oh peter, if only you knew how horny i was right now
too bad you were in your 40s almost 30 years ago. that sucks.
too bad you were in your 40s almost 30 years ago. that sucks.
I really don't have many words.
Actually that's a lie, I do.
I'm just too stoned and also lazy and I have better things to do so yeah good record fuck off
Actually that's a lie, I do.
I'm just too stoned and also lazy and I have better things to do so yeah good record fuck off
This is the equivalent of drinking orange flavoured toothpaste. It's a funny idea for a few seconds until you taste it and realise that you fucking hate corporations and people and also colgate.
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Rating Distribution
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90-99
12
80-89
21
70-79
17
60-69
12
50-59
5
40-49
7
30-39
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20-29
2
10-19
4
0-9
5
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