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I remember it like it was yesterday.
I'd just sprayed a can of beer all over myself and was partaking in an event that I'd been preparing for years - my much anticipated, albeit uncreatively named "destroy shit" session. In order to fully release my pent up rage I downed a full four pack of Monster cans, at least two litres of a questionable substance I'd been cooking downstairs for the better parts of 2007-2009 and a small packet of ketchup laced with mathematically precise amounts ... read more
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would like to inform The West that i was the transgender chainsmoking outside that one bar that a dude named Jim complained about being ignored by on a review. my message to Jim is that if you want return investments you gotta get that fade. and stop opening every conversation with "you listen to richard d james? because you look like aphex twink! haha. but a female. you heard geese btw?". it's grating and none of us have heard of geese. this is a bar in northbridge. ask if ... read more
this is disturbing. why isn't he fat. or gay. We Used to be a Real Country.
I'd like to update everyone on the fact that not only is my left toe broken. but the breakage has extended to the rest of my left foot, which has left (toe) me impaired and unable to walk without being pushed like a stuffed shopping cart for the past week. In this week of lethargy and pissed-offishness I've had time to come to terms with the fact that some of my performance art on this website can be mistaken for anti-intellectualism since what I usually do involves endlessly yapping ... read more
I googled myself today because I like to pretend I'm a microcelebrity as a form of intellectual self-harm. To the one person on Reddit that thought I was the only funny person left on this website: you will be buried in a mass grave when you die. As for everyone else, I'd like a couple of you to generate enough buzz so that when I hit the ultimately meaningless milestone of 1,000 followers I can do something cool like reveal my left toe in exchange for someone finally taking over my ... read more
haven't checked this website in a little while because of Life and Job and The Hustle but I would like to comment that it is incredibly funny that I've received a non-insignificant amount of death threats over my allegations of Being Cringe. keep 'em coming gang
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i look like a rejected page of tom waits lyrics in a garage-sale notebook. i will fuck your head.
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