Serj Tankian - Elect the Dead
90

I'll fill your walls, Serj

System of a Down - Storaged Melodies
90

Imagine being a patient at a mental hospital, only for four Armenian men calling themselves 'System of a Down' to come in with cameras and a lighting crew, writing their band's name on your head, and taking pictures of it for a demo tape (which would later be used for a bootleg of their rarest songs). Furthermore, imagine being known as the guy from the System of a Down bootleg album cover.

Yeah, this is a very cool unofficial (but still GOAT status) b-sides and rarities album.

System of a Down - Hypnotize
100

What side is the Soldier Side? Left, right? Like it's never really said. Do better, guys.

System of a Down - Mezmerize
90

Don't eat the fish.

System of a Down - Steal This Album!
80

Who knew Toxicity demos could be better than Toxicity?

System of a Down - Toxicity
70

I sure do love prison statistics in my metal music.

Too much filler on here, my least favorite by them

System of a Down - System of a Down
100

Mind's literally top 3 System, how is it one of the lowest rated?

Ween - Shinola, Vol. 1
100

I bet it tastes good on your bun Gener... LMLYB.

Ween - The Friends EP
60

LIGHT ME UP BEFORE YOU KILL ME CUZ IM NOT GOING OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT MY FRIEND 🗣️🔥💵🎤😍🚦💯💯💯

Their worst project sadly, but Light Me Up and Slow Down Boy are some of the greatest songs ever made.

Ween - La Cucaracha
70

Not too shabby for the brothers Ween's last album. Why is Fruit Man so low? Is it because he sold guava to the black man?

Ween - Quebec
100

POV: You're listening to Quebec for the first time

oh this is pretty bland
IM FUCKING CRYING I CANT NO IM SOBBING THE TEARS WONT STOP FALLNG
marbles
TURN AROUND AND TAKE ME HOME, I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM ON THE BRINK OF BREAKING DOWN IM SOBBING
the fucked jam's so cool man
MY HEART IS BREAKING, MY SOULS ACHING I CANT FUCKING DO THIS IM CONVULSING MY EYES HURT FROM THE CONSTANT CRYING IM HAVING A BREAKDOWN I WANNA FUCKING END IT PLEASE STOP I CANT HANDLE THIS
the checks all bounced i came in ... read more

Ween - White Pepper
80

Ween made a better Beatles album than the Beatles making a Beatles album.

Ween - The Mollusk
80

I love the part of Pink Eye (On My Leg) where the dog starts barking. Reminds me of when me and 18 other people ejaculated on a pizza during Furcon and left it in a hallway for three hours. Fun times, man.

Ween - 12 Golden Country Greats
70

I'll scrape the mucus from somewhere else Gener... ;)

Ween - Pure Guava
90

Is it bad I actually find Mourning Glory to be one of Ween's most beautiful and emotional songs? Like no joke, I almost teared up listening to it this one time. I was walking to the bus stop at like six in the morning to head to school; it was cold, snowy, the sky was pitch black, and it was nearly desolate. My headphones were on full blast and I was listening to one of their other songs called Beacon Light (which also gets me emotional from time to time), and Mourning Glory came on. The way ... read more

Ween - The Pod
80

We huffing Scotchgard to this one boys

Ween - GodWeenSatan: The Oneness
90

Squelching my Weasel, oh fuck I'm gonna I'm gonna oh fuck aaaahhhhh fuckkkk

Anyway, this one of Ween's best albums.

100

Love the underboob, it's almost as good as the music on this thing.

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