59

This album comes SO close to being fantastic for me, but like half the songs have one annoying ass sound that repeats for the entire duration that I can’t unhear. In ACT RIGHT it’s that snare-sounding thing that starts at 0:20. For P3T and KATAMARI it’s the melodic background sample thing (P3T is especially egregious bc the loop is less than 1.5 seconds and never changes for the entire song). GIRL HELL 1999 really shows the potential here of how good this could be with slight ... read more

Solbrud - IIII
57

Occasionally has brilliant moments, but for large stretches is extremely generic and boring. If I have to relisten to your metal album because I LITERALLY FELL ASLEEP WHILE LISTENING TO IT, you may be doing something wrong. The most I gained from this is I now see why other people didn’t like Sol an Varma’s s/t album from last year. It’s basically just this but with higher highs, a better floor, and about 30 mins shorter. Not being SUPER harsh with my rating here because it ... read more

Ahab - Live Prey
93

Live Prey is a performance of Ahab’s classic funeral doom album “The Call of the Wretched Sea.” However, don’t assume that Live Prey brings nothing new to the table just because it’s essentially a retelling of an album that already exists. This is a very different experience.
The performance and production of the original album has a suffocating quality that created an atmosphere almost akin to being adrift on a life raft on the open ocean, baking in the sun and ... read more

Underoath - Define the Great Line
67

I was in Brad’s chat when this album was donated on stream, thank you to Infurno for showing us this!
I actually had quite different opinion from Brad on this, and I relistened a couple times to further develop it. Firstly, I know the big problem he and his chat had with the album were the cleans. They didn’t bother me that much, especially compared to other post-hardcore/00s metalcore. They did at times, but CRUCIALLY, the album sets up a good environment for cleans much of the ... read more

Creep-P - Centipede
0

It fascinates me that literally anybody on this planet could ever make this, listen to it, and think to themself "wow, this is good, let me release this along with a 7-MINUTE EXTENDED VERSION." Quite possibly the single worst song I've ever heard. Congratulations, CreepP.

Dawnfall - Drei Räume
73

What on Earth did I just listen to?? This album sounds almost normal at first, but goes way, WAYYYY off the rails as it continues. Normally I’d be less than interested in listening to long stretches of random instrumental synth thrown in at the end of a black metal album (*cough* HIN-FORT *cough*), but here it sounds so utterly deranged that I was fully engaged by it. Overall I enjoyed the experience (I think)? I know for a fact that I will be coming back to this at some point, so ... read more

Esoteric - Metamorphogenesis
100

“The Secret of the Secret” is a legitimate contender for being the best song I’ve ever heard in my entire life

The Berzerker - The Berzerker
55

Get this album to a doctor immediately, it appears to have a malignant tumor attached to its back end. Like seriously, wth happened toward the end there? “We made a decent speedcore/grind album so let’s tack like 10+ minutes of bad harsh noise onto the end”??
Also the constant EDM-style samples of random 60s video footage or something get old pretty quickly. Interesting sound though, they definitely refined it more later on in their discography so it’s cool to hear what ... read more

Duma - Duma
66

This feels like if Reek of the Unzen Gas Fumes' self-titled album was socially acceptable, weirdly atmospheric instead of weirdly melodic, 40% less abrasive, and 30% less interesting. Biggest issue I have with this is the songwriting is very one-note and repetitive. There aren't really a lot of memorable moments that stand out. That said, this is a VERY promising debut. The sound is unique enough they could do some truly outstanding work in the future. In particular I think they could ... read more

Progenie Terrestre Pura - U.M.A.
67

This was interesting and ambitious enough that it makes me want to check out what else this band's released. Synths get annoying at times but I feel like the way they create atmosphere is fairly unique. I actually like the weird vocal effect, I can see others being annoyed by it but 90% of what bothered me was the synths. Also they managed to make a 7-minute instrumental track engaging so they're definitely doing something right.

Grohot / Faunul Din Smidă - Hranind gurile infometate
57

I know people the "lo-fi black metal sounds like tv static" jokes are kind of done to death, but just LISTEN to the second and third songs on Grohot's side of this split. Luckily for them, Faunul din Smida hard carry this album back to being decent with a very good second half.

Morgue Tar - DIEGESTED
25

Would you like 11 songs that sound EXACTLY the same? and would you like them to sound like trying to drink the last bit of slushy out of the bottom of a cup through a straw? Well then I have got an album for you!

Magnertron - Amplified Assault
48

Don't ask me why, but this is the type of album that gains like 10-15 points of value if you're drunk. I was the first time I listened to this, and I wanted to give it a score in the low to mid 60s before relistening while sober and feeling like I wasted my time. Has a similar effect if you listen to it in the background while doing something else -- the album is almost like those images with all the dots where if you look at it closely you can't tell what it is but if you look at it from far ... read more

Judas Priest - Invincible Shield
64

The year is 6,419,718,352. All life on Earth has gone extinct billions of years ago. The sun has collapsed into a white dwarf. The Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies have collided 1.5 billion years ago. And one of the last known vestiges of humanity, the group of cybernetically augmented data beings known as Judas Priest, have just released a new album, which isn't groundbreaking or anything but it's actually pretty decent.

Psudoku - Deep Space Psudokument
75

“Added on: Dec 12, 2017
User score: NR”
Damn they really just forgot about my boy for 5.25 years huh. It’s a shame bc this is some pretty interesting jazzy(?) grindcore. Also I’m not feeling confident abt this rating at all yet, could go up or down a lot. Just a really interesting style to me and I want to see if it holds up upon relistens

MRSA - Decubitus Ulcer Staging
14

I'm honestly at such a complete loss with this album and band that I just CANNOT process whatever tf I just listened to. I can't even tell whether this is legitimately trying to be educational, whether it's just trying so hard to be edgy that it's accidentally educational, or whether it's trying to be some sort of exaggerated parody making fun of pathological goregrind. On one hand, on MRSA's bandcamp, in the description for Rare Diseases, they link to a page by the National Organization for ... read more

KMFDM - LET GO
58

Sascha… It’s been years since the crash. It’s not your fault, it was really dark and I couldn’t see the deer either. Don’t blame yourself. I know you promised me “KMFDM will never stop” through your tears as we waited for the ambulance but you have to let go.
Do you really think I would’ve wanted you to keep doing this to yourself? You don’t need to prove anything to me, I know you’re extremely talented and used to pump out great ... read more

Yakisoba - Acid Bath Litanies
63

Not bad, but I couldn’t distinguish two songs on this to save my life. You could literally put it on shuffle and not have a different experience at all because just about every song sounds the same. Now granted, it’s a good sound, and grindcore may be the genre where song differentiation matters the least. However, 29 mins is a very long time for an album like this and it gets a bit redundant

Xibalba Itzaes - Ah dzam poop ek
63

I definitely want to revisit this at some point, it seems like the sort of thing that I just didn’t get on my first listen. My biggest issue with this is that it doesn’t handle the repetition that well imo, it got boring for me fairly often.
It did have some pretty solid atmospheric moments at times, and very unique atmospheric moments at that. Traditionally, atmoblack attempts to musically strand you in the middle of a frigid, lonely boreal forest covered in 2 feet of snow at ... read more

Darkspace - Dark Space -II
57

Ooh boy, I can see this album being a controversial one…
I was fortunate enough to be looking through metal albums on YT when Season of Mist dropped this album a day ahead of its scheduled release date. My first reaction upon finishing the album was to listen to it over again because I had no idea what to even make of it. It’s certainly a bold choice of direction, but I can’t honestly say it worked as well for me as their previous releases. First thing I noticed was it has ... read more

1
...
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
...
9
Create an account to rate and review albums.
Recent Review Comments
On ps_vita_enjoyer's review of Peste Noire - La Sanie des siècles - Panégyrique de la dégénérescence
"Bergtatt is the best black metal album for beginners imo"
On Anomander's review of Bríi - Último Ancestral Comum
"The production is what makes this work so well for me tbh"
On MickyT's review of Slayer - Reign in Blood
"If you liked this album you’ll probably like Spectrum of Death by Morbid Saint, it’s one of the highest regarded thrash albums in the metal community. They took a lot of inspiration from Reign in Blood but dialed up the brutality further"
On Damandatnevrwas's review of Аспид [Aspid] - Кровоизлияние [Extravasation]
"Epidemic of Violence and Tapping the Vein were in 92 so something good from 93 doesn’t seem THAT crazy to me, but at the same time I can’t think of much other thrash from 93 lol"
On aelexi's review of Chepang - Jhyappa
"I might’ve been a bit harsh with my score, but it REALLY pisses me off how generic and bland this was after how brilliant their last 2 albums were. Seriously, go listen to Chatta or Swatta, they’re amazing"
On Assemble The Chariots - Unyielding Night
"@deathcorelover yeah I know a lot of people on this site think that, and to me Assemble the Chariots did a better job accomplishing what it seemed like Lorna Shore were trying to on Pain Remains. I’m prob the wrong person to be judging deathcore (and I’ve tended to focus more on other metal genres since making this review) but to my relatively untrained ear it sounded like something Lorna Shore fans may love"
On Dropkick Murphys - Blackout
"Not gonna edit the review but idk wtf I meant by “social and societal,” and I think I meant “struck a chord” not “struck a nerve” lmao"
On DJTigez's review of Hello Kitty Suicide Club - ^_^
"@Anypsotis imagine if Triumph of the Will was trying to be cybergrind instead of black metal"
On PhobixTheGuy's review of Hierarchies - Hierarchies
"If you want to check out an album meant to confuse and disorient you that I thought worked way better than this, listen to "Ship of Theseus" by Jute Gyte. I think it's what this album was going for except black metal and better executed in every way."
On VVVase's review of Tougher Than Nails - Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed
"@Hekamusic I mean the video he featured Tougher Than Nails in was literally called “Worst Death Metal Band I've Ever Heard” so I’d say it’s like the opposite of a suggestion lmao"
On Tiorrr's review of Chepang - Jhyappa
"I thought Psudoku’s new album was pretty good"
On SotisGaze's review of Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea
"Check out the live version of this (“Live Prey”) if you get a chance! I liked it even more than the original, and I liked the original a lot"
On PhobixTheGuy's review of Black Sabbath - Master of Reality
"“If I had a nickel for every time a classic metal band had an album title starting with, “Master of…”, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice!” Ah yes, this and Master of the Rings by Helloween"
On Grelle (Taz)'s review of Vetharn - Netherrack Barbarity
"I think I had the opposite opinion actually, thought it was cheesy but in an endearing way which was most of the appeal of the album for me."
On Dsnikles's review of Bull of Heaven - 299: Self-Traitor, I Do Bring the Spider Love
"Personally I’m partial to 344, but this is easily top 3"
On Ricezen's review of Merzbow - Merzbient
"Now do Symphony of the Crown in one night lol"
On Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power
"@knewnie Thank you! I’m always surprised when anyone else cares abt these bc I mainly just do them for myself, but I’m glad you like them!"
On Trisumun's review of Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
"@Raskol124 ahhh, makes sense, I knew I was forgetting one!"
On Trisumun's review of Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal
"Interesting perspective, I actually like the back half of the album a lot more. Still incredible all around. Also idk if you’ve listened to other Bolt Thrower albums but that intro to Killchain is a recurring motif throughout some of their other songs (there may be more but ik it’s in Embers and Cenotaph off the top of my head). Kind of makes the song even cooler to me in a way bc it’s almost like they called their shot, it’s like a musical way of saying ahead of time “yeah this one’s enough of a banger we’re including it into this lineage” and then absolutely delivering"
On spaceashes's review of Deafheaven - Sunbather
"Ahahaha yes, join us on the dark side… we have good riffs! >:) jk but yeah I didn’t get it at all either, none of it worked for me. Idk why ppl think this is better than Alcest"
On redsus's review of Trivium - Ascendancy
"If you liked this you may enjoy Mindtricks by Disarmonia Mundi, imo it’s a little closer to Soilwork’s sound than Trivium’s but it’s pretty well done and worth a listen if you’re into Gothenburg-sounding melodic metalcore"
On Maddy's review of Deafheaven - Ordinary Corrupt Human Love
"How different is this from Sunbather stylistically? I didn’t like Sunbather at all but it might be worth giving them another chance if it’s different"
On CaptainSquirrel's review of Chat Pile - Cool World
"“The Healer” by Sumac is another sludge metal album from 2024 with a completely different approach (that I honestly liked way more tbh). It’s admittedly not the most approachable album at 76 mins for 4 songs, but it absolutely justifies it imo. If that’s too slow for you I also really enjoyed “Murder Phobia” by Insect Corpse, which is one of the rawest albums I’ve ever heard."
On Doxophobia - Basic Intellect May Burn Out
"@DeathOfHumanMus also when it goes hard, it goes HARDDD. The other guy who reviewed this so far (sickriffsman) is the guy behind Defaced, who made Opium Angel, one of the heaviest albums I heard all year. For you to make something that he of all people considers "mind-blowingly intense" while being so multifaceted that it doesn't even feel like being as brutal as possible was a major focus is damn impressive to me at least."
On Doxophobia - Basic Intellect May Burn Out
"@DeathOfHumanMus it's an amazing album!! Sorry I meant to make an actual review for this at some point but haven't gotten around to it yet. I will say I'm pretty sure Magnets and Astronomy is somewhere in my top 3 songs of 2024, and I've listened to a TON of stuff this year. I LOVE how at times it sounds proggy but like almost 70's prog rock style proggy while still being metal, not regular "prog metal" prog if that makes any sense lol. What I liked most is just that the album is so versatile but everything fits together and still feels really cohesive."
Advertisement

April Playlist