Neu! - Neu!
Dec 17

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Venice -
One of the most celebrated and divisive albums of all time, if not the most. Captain Beefheart's (and his magic band) 1968 album 'Trout Mask Repilca' hops from genre to genre in it's nearly 80-minute runtime- blues to jazz to spoken word-, this is some of the most absurd music on the same caliber of composers including Arnold Schoenberg, Keith Rowe, Iannis Xenakis, John Tilbury, Merzbow, and Karlheinz Stochkhausen. It's incomprehensible, but wasn't that its purpose in the beginning? This was ... read more
Venice -
Besides for the unheard of concept, an album that you have to pay for 4 CD/record players to listen to the damn album, there's nothing really that outlandish or anything slightly interesting album. Just your average pretentious neo-psychedelia you get from The Flaming Lips. Two good pros that don't count as points in my rating system are (1) it makes you feel numb and exhausted after all that work and (2) it makes you think how shitty your life has gotten that you spent your whole entire night ... read more
Venice -
It's a complete embarrassment that this is not only considered one of the greatest rap albums of all time, but one of the greatest albums of all time. For every chilling and hauntingly written story on this album (Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst), you get these generic pop rap tunes that make you question the validity of all these reviews giving it perfect scores and what not. This is filled to the brim with overproduction and way too much sonic and lyrical ambition it turns into a colossal ... read more
Venice -
An abhorrent mess that tries to mix the anarchic punk rock from the 70s and 80s with some mind-warping ambients that lead to a poorly-executed piece that is the equivalent of an nihilistic English major having an identity crisis.
Dec 14, 2020
Hi there, thanks for the compliment. Honestly, it's a bit difficult to know what to recommend here, since I'm struggling to figure out the logic behind your rating scheme. Anyways, all of my higher point ratings (80-100) are my top recommendations.
Dec 11, 2020

Your words seemed harsh but inspired me to take a new direction, so it's fine! I'm actually enjoying my review process much more now, so I do weirdly have to thank you for it! I'm pretty sure you are also a great person, we just started on the wrong foot. I'll be paying attention to your reviews as you do have a very unique taste
Dec 3, 2020
Lmaoo people already cancelled us on Twitter we should stay United as a community here and try to fend off idiots like them
Dec 3, 2020
No man it’s fine, I bet your a great guy, but stuff like this just vandalized my perception of you too. Yeah I was kinda rude too but I just found it really awkward a bunch of people were going at a kid because his stuff on that Rina Sawayama review when it was a joke I found amusing. Same with the other one. The dude says he doesn’t want to make meme reviews again, and as someone who grinned at his stuff that was a little sad, so sorry for my blabber too lmao
Dec 3, 2020
Just to clarify, I don't have any preconceived notions about you. Thank you.
Dec 3, 2020
Hey dude, I know you don't want to be associated with me but I will be taking your advice. I'm moving on to doing more serious reviews. Obviously I'll have a few jokes every once and a while since I lot of my followers followed for that, but I've already started the switch. So you can say you influenced it, so I do have some ways to thank you in. I'll delete this shout once you see it if you want.
Dec 3, 2020
If your pissed off at a meme reviewer being successful, then I take complete responsibility for him. I told him it’s the easy route to stand out on this site. So it’s my fault. Let the kids have their fun man, who cares if he followed people for clout? People on this site love him.
Dec 3, 2020
You’ve been on this site for a few days. Unless this is your alt, why would you mind others business. If you wanna get famous on here, you gotta wait. No one follows for follow from day one either. This is just irrational hate and it makes a bad image for yourself
Dec 3, 2020
I’ve personally known Matt for long, and he had around 100 followers way before he even started spam following people. And the joke thing, I encouraged him to do that because it makes reviews look more eye catchy and stuff. It’s pretty clear that no one looks forward to your opinions either. I’m a part time meme reviewer, and it’s good fun. Not everyone’s a dull stone who gives popular albums low scores to act unique, we dig humour. The rest of the site has zero issues, so why do you?
Dec 2, 2020
A lot of times the music listening and reviewing experience is more enjoyable when you listen to and review albums that you like.
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