thefakesoundofprogress
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100
They have the tunes and the right idea so I cannot see why they can't go far with the right backing.
2y
80
A sound that's defiantly heavy and resolutely progressive.
40
The only redeeming quality is the great production by Michael Barbiero, that allows all instruments to be heard perfectly in all their ennui-inducing glory, proving that no matter how much you polish up a turd, it's still a turd.
6mo
2025 update: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BOZO DOWN BOZO DOWN WOOOOOOO GET OUTTA OUR PLANET WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP HELL YEAH!!! *PERFECT JANE REMOVER IMPRESSION* MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN!! 29 year sentence?? YOU GOT LIFE IN PRISON, BITCH WOOOOAHH!!! He got tag teamed dahmered, he got the Epstein wombo combo! He survived a stabbing 2 years ago? Aww :( thats two years of oxygen he stole, darn. If you're mad about me celebrating his death, you are not human :3 that being said, this review has a really bad ... read more
mini edit: i haven't listened to it in a minute but ngl i'm not really planning to because from what i remember i didn't like it my notes on it were "nu metal for divorced dads" take it as you will
I already know there's going to be "omg how could you celebrate someone's death!?" comments so for your knowledge before you type them HE RAPED A BABYYYYY!!!!!!! AN INFANT!!!! STFU! 😭
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Track List
| 1 | Obscure Intro 0:25 | 39 |
| 2 | Shinobi Vs Dragon Ninja 2:47 | 74 |
| 3 | The Fake Sound of Progress 6:19 | 72 |
| 4 | (Interlude) 0:47 | 39 |
| 5 | Five Is a Four Letter Word 4:26 | 68 |
| 6 | ...And She Told Me to Leave 5:05 | 64 |
| 7 | (Interlude) 0:59 | 44 |
| 8 | Kobrakai 5:34 | 60 |
| 9 | The Handsome Life of Swing 2:40 | 58 |
| 10 | (Interlude) 1:13 | 39 |
| 11 | A Thousand Apologies 4:05 | 57 |
| 12 | Still Laughing 4:13 | 51 |
| 13 | (Interlude) 1:35 | 39 |
| 14 | For Sure 4:20 | 65 |
| 15 | Awkward 4:25 | 54 |
| 16 | Ode to Summer 3:20 | 56 |
Total Length: 52 minutes
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7mo
Now that the bastard's dead I finally feel comfortable reviewing their discography. Who knows. Maybe some of it is good
7mo
this album’s name being a sentence mashed into 1 word is the 2nd worst thing ian watkins has even done
7mo
i find it really funny that the 3 worst albums of 2000 released within a month of each other lmao (Sinfonías para adolescentes on 10/30, this on 11/27, graveyard classics on 10/24)