Michael Jackson - Thriller
97

Still one of the greatest pop albums of all time, despite what the Melon Man may say.

(And yes, this review is surprisingly long.)

I just came back from the Michael movie because, yeah, it's very likely going to become one of the biggest box office hits of all time. I'd give it around a 6–7/10, but I won't get into why since this isn't Metacritic.

Enough about that. This is the highest-selling album of all time, and since so many people can summarize Michael ... read more

King Crimson - Red
97

The more I listen to this album, the more I realize that One More Red Nightmare is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Don't have much else to say besides just the instrumentals on this record are next to none. I'm barely even being rhetorical they're that good.

Favorite Tracks: Red, One More Red Nightmare, Starless,

Least Favorite Track: Providence

The Zombies - Odessey and Oracle
100

One of the biggest surprises in my years of being a music nerd.

Seriously, why is this not in the top 500 albums of all time at the very least? What knocks it down lol The beautiful vocals, extremely consistent song quality, solid songwriting, or the absolutely spectacular, super creative psychedelic production?

Favorite Tracks: Care Of Cell 44, Maybe After He's Gone, Beachwood Park, Brief Candles, Hung Up On A Dream, This Will Be Our Year, Time Of The Season

Least Favorite Track: ... read more

Drake - ICEMAN
35

Released three albums, and none of them are better than a 5/10. Truly the GOAT.

I don't even know what to say anymore, man. Drake delivers the same flows and lyrical styles he's been using since at least 2016. The record is extremely inconsistent, with the lows being LOW — much lower than the user scores would make it seem — and the highs aren't anything special either.

Drake just needs to take a few years off from music. I honestly hope these three most recent ... read more

Hole - Live Through This
98

She’s definitely Kurt Cobain’s wife.

—that’s not an understatement. That was on my mind throughout pretty much the entire record due to its resemblance to Nirvana’s Nevermind and In Utero, especially in its punk-ish, alt-rock, grungy aesthetic. (Although its more nuanced than that, it has it's own style.) That said, it’s not a bad thing at all—I love Nirvana, and this record comes close to the quality of those albums (which is probably blasphemous ... read more

Lil Wayne - 6 Foot 7 Foot
100

One of the greatest primes for any rapper.

Its just a non stop 4 minutes of hilarious punchlines. (REAL Gs MOVE IN SILENCE LIKE LASAGNA) the Cory Gunz feature is surprisingly great as well.

Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
100

Repost:

“Chuck D could rap nursery rhymes and still sound fucking cool.” — Melon Man

Chuck D’s rapping is incredible, and he has one of the best cadences of any rapper. Flavor Flav is a hilarious, energetic hype man who adds a lot of personality to the album. That said, the Bomb Squad’s production is really where this record shines. It’s one absolutely fantastic, well-produced cut after the next, with barely any downtime. Tracks like Bring the Noise, ... read more

Yes - Close to the Edge
95

The production on this album is absolutely mind-blowing

Favorite Track: All

Least Favorite Track: None

矢野 顕子 [Akiko Yano] - ただいま。 [Tadaima.]
100

Goated album cover.

I won't comment on the lyricism since I'm a dumb American and can't understand the language, but I imagine it relates to comfort and childlike happiness, given that "Tadaima" literally translates to "I'm home." The entire album sounds so blissful and innocent, especially in songs like Harusaki Kobeni, Tadaima, and I Sing. But the super colorful, energetic, energetic and futuristic Techno Kayo instrumentals (basically a more primitive ... read more

Kanye West - BULLY
73

Predicting a light 4 from the melon man.

I think Kanye may be back unless this is just a fluke. The first 9 tracks are genuinely some of his best since 2019, but then it falls off a cliff to an even worse extent than what I think the user scores show. They sound like Vultures 2 relics. Also still using ai to make art...

Favorite Track: King (crazy production on this one)

Least Favorite Track: Circles

Kate Bush - The Dreaming
98

"Audibly very queer" - Pitchfork

I have no idea what to make of this album. It takes Never For Ever's weirdness and innovative, quirky songwriting and beats it with a metal pipe until its blood is splattered all over the album cover. That was an awful analogy, but you get my point. My point is this: this is an extremely weird—and once again quirky—record, from everything to the songwriting, production, and especially vocals. Sometimes she's screaming her brains ... read more

Big Pun - Capital Punishment
94

“Sometimes rhymin' I blow my own mind like Nirvana.” 🔥🔥

You guys are not glazing this nearly enough. Sure, it’s a product of its time, and I would definitely classify it as “lyrical miracle rap,” but here it’s done absurdly well. Between the incredible flows, amazing rapping, and great rhyme schemes—especially on Twinz (Deep Cover ’98)—that whole “Dead in the middle of Little Italy…” rhyme scheme is so ... read more

underscores - U
80

I'm officially on the hype train.

I only listened to this because it’s in the top 500 albums of all time, to be honest, but I don’t regret that decision. Very fun and catchy songs, especially tracks 2–3 and 7. I should probably check out more stuff from this artist.

Favorite Track: Do It
Least Favorite Track: Tell Me (U Want It)

The Beatles - Abbey Road
99

I don’t think arguably the most famous album of all time needs an in-depth review from me.

To keep it relatively short, it’s one of the best-produced albums of all time—whether that’s Come Together with its walking bass and drums, Something with its beautiful guitar work, or the heavy instrumental on I Want You (She’s So Heavy). But I also appreciate it for its incredible, sometimes mysterious songwriting, especially on the hits of the album Here Comes the Sun, ... read more

Jack Harlow - Monica
35

Blud thinks he's Frank Ocean 😂

Seriously though this album is just so boring ane unmemorable I don't know what to say about it

Favorite Track: N/A

Least Favorite Track: Against The Grain

eel - dead load
95

This is the most album of the year core album of all time and I love it.

Favorite Track: Drafts

Least Favorite Track: The Partition

Radiohead - Lucky
100

My favorite track off OK Computer.

I was just listening to it and WOW—I think people truly overlook just how incredible this song is. For one, that “I feel my luck could change” vocal refrain from Thom Yorke toward the end of the song, mixed with the ear-candy bass is one of my favorite musical moments ever. But beyond that, it's the bassline which, in my opinion, is the greatest bassline of all time—period. Super memorable and recognizable. Besides Colin ... read more

XXXTENTACION - 17
20

"You're just not depressed enough!" – some 14-year-old XXXTENTACION fan probably.

I hate to be the pretentious, snobbish, annoying music nerd, but you guys need way higher standards if this is a 53/100. If you enjoy it, I will respect that no matter what, but God, it's so boring, unmemorable, and angsty. Even me—who's a huge fan of Olivia Rodrigo—can't stand his fake depression. It also kind of makes it seem like all depressed teens are just ... read more

The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour
100

William Shakespeare Songwriting Credit

This is a pretty underrated album in my opinion. I mean, it’s in the top 500 albums of all time on AOTY, but it still doesn’t get talked about enough. It was made during the Beatles’ psychedelic era, and the whole project feels like a strange but really creative conceptual piece. Honestly, to me it’s perfect and my favorite album from them. The whole thing just feels colorful and creative in a way that never gets boring, no matter ... read more

Empress - Empress
90

Some really fantastic, borderline psychedelic, obscure slowcore. If this is your thing, please check it out. It’s a really beautiful record.

Favorite Track: Planless
Least Favorite Track: Here It Isn’t (ignoring the interludes)

Create an account to rate and review albums.
Recent Review Comments
On Silver Jews - The Natural Bridge
"@Mac1Glazer Pretty old review lol I find this comment pretty pretentious now"
On jhert2024's review of The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Electric Ladyland
"This is literally my thoughts in a nutshell lol All Along The Watchtower is INE of my favorite songs but i dont care for 90% of the record tbh"
On Jp27's review of Drake - MAID OF HONOUR
"I didn't even realize that was his mom he's not exactly making himself not seem like a total weirdo"
On o_re_o's review of Scorpions - Virgin Killer
"If anyone wants to know its literally just a nude underage girl disgusting shit"
On Skarletreviews's review of Hole - Live Through This
"That's what i was thinking throughout literally the entire thing"
On lucascorrea's review of Hole - Live Through This
"I love how the comment right under this is praising Olivia. Also you have to understand Olivia isn't really taking herself too seriously. I think she's relatively self-aware that she's just making music for a melancholic teenage audience you don't have to like it because of that but try to be more nuanced."
On dripdope's review of Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
"That's something I see commonly, I think this is by far the best produced hip-hop album after Liquid Swords, but there is a legitimate argument that its a bit too experimental."
On katharsisofjoy's review of Crystal Castles - Amnesty (I)
"Isn't it just allegations I mean im.more likely to believe the victim in these sort of situations but you shouldn't just automatically jump on the bandwagon"
On Levicookiemunch's review of Kate Bush - The Sensual World
"Yeah on first listen I found all the sexual innuendo a bit off-putting I guess as it sounds like something Taylor Swift would write"
On Tedcartr1106's review of Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood
"I think its a bit underrated people act like it isn't the best song on the album :/"
On julessReviews's review of Jack Harlow - Monica
"Eh least he's trying something new I guess? Like Kendrick trying to make art pop"
On Decaying's review of BTS - ARIRANG
"Absolutely fantastic review"
On Loaflikesmusic's review of 椎名林檎 [Ringo Sheena] - 勝訴ストリップ [Winning Strip]
"Wasn't Nas like 18-19 when he made Illmatic? So many classics made by 18-22 year old people"
On LiontasK's review of Sigur Rós - Ágætis byrjun
""Winter... I haven't heard that name in a long time..." (I live in Florida)"
On Jorge's review of Playboi Carti - MUSIC
"Learn something new in the Aoty comment section"
On jessie ✮⋆˙'s review of Frank Ocean - Blonde
"Wow this review almost made me like blonde this is jncredible"
On Hamzah's review of Earl Sweatshirt - Earth
"Best comment ive seen on this platform"
On Romanoodles's review of NAV - TRIMSKI
"All hail king Nav! *I state as I'm taken to the mental asylum.*"
On Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
"@Triplo Once again thanks I appreciate it"
On Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
"@Juggernaut1914 Much appreciated"
On redsus's review of Yung Spinach Cumshot - Subway Sexists
"You just have a bad sense of humor trust me :)"
On nts's review of my bloody valentine - loveless
"I will mark the day as sacred it comes back to American spotify"
On Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin II
"@disidoroo Sorry for responding like a month later 😶, but I don’t really see how that’s the case. Once again, “Heartbreaker” is on this thing, and that riff can rival pretty much every song in their discography in that department — “When the Levee Breaks,” “The Rover,” etc. “What Is and What Should Never Be,” “The Lemon Song,” and “Whole Lotta Love” are pretty rockin’ as well. Even “Moby Dick,” the instrumental track, opens with a sick riff. I don’t really get this take. Sure, it’s not as lyrically sharp, but that’s a completely different argument. To be honest, I’d argue Led Zeppelin IV is way more tame by comparison"
On Harry Styles - Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.
"@9876rcm mostly sarcasm my expectations were not that high but I did think it would be pretty great especially since I'm a Harry Styles apologist"
On Viggohp's review of Beyoncé - I AM...SASHA FIERCE
"Autocorrect strikes an innocent soul again"
Advertisement

April Playlist