Olly - Balorda nostalgia
54

It's... fine, but an ever-growing part of me wants him to decline going to Eurovision just so Lucio, and his infinitely better song, can.

Edit: he did :)

Lucio Corsi - Volevo essere un duro
100

I don't know why but listening to this just makes me so fucking happy, it's just so endearing, hopeful, charming and beautiful.

Netherwalker - Battle of Tredem
97

Wow I didn't know that Gollum, The Predator and someone with excessive diarrhoea did a deathcore song collab.

Miriana Conte - Kant
20

Messy af but iconic af. Unfortunately doesn't strike as a qualifier rn but with some staging improvements, might get closer to bordering q. We'll see.

Baby Lasagna - DMNS & MOSQUITOES
45

This album disappoints and confuses me.

Rim Tim Tagi Dim is just so amazing… and, like, almost every other song is not.

When the only songs released for the album were ‘IG BOY’, ‘Don’t Hate Yourself’ and ‘Rim Tim Tagi Dim’, I was thinking to myself that ‘Demons And Mosquitoes’ would be one of my favourite albums of 2024. Then ‘and I’ released, then two other singles released, then I realised this ain’t coming out ... read more

Dream Theater - Parasomnia
81

Dream Theater? Haha more lik Dream Theatre amirite.

BRITISH FOREVERRR 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Melody - Esa Diva (Benidorm Fest Edit)
65

Bearable until the first chorus, but god that chorus is so bland and dated. The rest is pretty alright but seriously that chorus really ruins the whole song, and the forced dance-break is getting incredibly boring, predictable and derivative now. Could be worse... I really can't predict how it'll do in May.

Justan Oval - SHARKS WITH LEGS!
100

Best song ever made.

Katarsis - Tavo akys
100

Crazy how the song from this season that sounds most like Ulveham is the one I love the most. I actually can't decide whether its better or not, but this is seriously a phenomenal song. So beautiful and haunting, and honestly, although it's so fucking amazing, I really can't tell if this would do good in ESC. It feels more accessable than Ulveham, but maybe its not as memorable, I'm not sure. Still, a fantastic song that I really really hope does well.

Various Artists - Festival da Canção 2025
96

Holy shit this is confidently my favourite selection of songs in any national selection EVER.

Of course Portugal always provides out-of-the-box, authentic, super interesting and unique music but this lot is seriously next level. There’s literally only one song that I don’t love. There’s such a mix of music here, from stunning jazz, glitch pop and basically a Poppy song to a whole bunch of folktronica/experimental guitar-y very Portuguese music. Seriously there’s ... read more

A.J. & Big Justice - Break The BOOM! Meter
100

Has this just overtaken my own song's ranking? Yeah, it has, sure.

Am I gonna give this banger a 100? You bet my ass I am.

One Morning Left - Puppy
100

I’m out of words this is utterly phenomenal. It’s literally all I want from a Eurovision song. Incredibly unique, super fun, so varied and engaging, the best instrumentation of a Eurovision song ever, great production, amazing vocals and infinite staging possibilities. Seriously the second best song trying to get to Eurovision ever, including ones who made it (ulveham and maybe Sadzejot is above)

Justyna Steczkowska - WITCH TAROHORO
80

Why's this just bop after fucking boppp. Witch tarohoro and gaja are major standouts of course but the rest aren't too bad.

Fauxroot - Dream
100

My second release, and first official single is FINALLY OUT!! I’ve worked pretty damn hard on this for many weeks and it’s officially out everywhere now! If anyone reading this would like to listen, the links are below! :D

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/20OKJVI5gK4OWQ2tDqbfqg

SoundCloud: https://m.soundcloud.com/fauxroot/dream

YouTube: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1XPNQbvUIA&pp=ygUIRmF1eHJvb3Q%3D

MIRAR - Ascension
94

This fucks so fucking hard.

Absolutely crushing in both its devastatingly disgusting guitar, as well as its crushing intensity, and the fact that after listening, I feel like I can crush a car with ease.

J Kbello - V.I.P.
2

I don't wanna just rate this for the sake of it, but its actually so bad that I kinda want to

This Is the Glasshouse - 867
95

SO HAPPY THIS ALBUM HAS CHARTED AT #26

Holy moly this is so fucking awesome, like idk how a jazzy, proggy rock album is so catchy, groovy and just so enjoyable. So glad I found this album (Streetlight By Streetlight was on my Spotify discovery weekly).

Also, I don't know why but this album feels like if Geordie Greep and samlrc had a collab (something that, thinking about it, I would really like actually)

Jaron Steele - LIGHTYEARS
90

Don't care what other people say, the singles were PHENOMENAL, and the rest of the album mostly lives up to those expectations. Sure, the rapping isn't great and some of the trap elements fall flat,, but they're the only flaws, and they don't bother me as much as others I guess. The production is awesome, the noisiness and atmosphere and glitchiness and beauty are fantastic and it's weirdly so catchy and groovy even. Also, the twinkly, twiddly Midwest Emo guitars work ... read more

Toxxin - Sun / Moon
80

some lil tracks I made last year (Listen on Spotify!)

es.cher - 01.3
95

Literally one of the best hidden gem artists I’ve ever found. Such a beautiful EP, that continues the sound from their debut album, but certainly develops the shoegaze and Midwest emo elements, creating an awesome, unique combination of electronic genres and modern alternative/indie rock instrumentation.

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On w3teal's review of Fauxroot - floatinggg
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