a clean break is seriously one of their best songs, its such a shame this was the only official recording of it that I know of
summer romance being thrown onto this fucking crazy nu metal record as an actual perfect pop song is weirdly enough the most crazy thing about it
this album wasn't bad at all, and you'd think that would be a positive thing, but, in Bad's case, I was really expecting a piece of shit shit record, which I didn't get. I actually liked this record, and that makes me really fucking mad. what's even the point anymore the world sucks. my parents sucks. my job sucks. the later seasons of the office suck. everything fucking sucks, and the false advertising of this frankly misleading album made it all worse. just another ... read more
this is so dystopian. we are calling machines by gender now? good grief. the liberals. a machine cannot be a girl! even robots. this makes me rage quit overwatch
from the bruce to the hulk
to the smart to angry
I am green, that's my thing
I am gonna smash something
I think its about time I told my side of the story.
for those of you who don't know me, hi, my name is Lucy, though this I've taken many forms throughout this account's career. from the modern age of the hulk to the reign of green alien. Comic Book Guy as well, and, at one point. simply Lucy. I'm 20 years old, and I've been a Coldplay hater since I was five years old. now, you might be asking yourself, "this sounds familiar...where have I seen this before?" ... read more
bruce: Clarence got too much hate ngl it was one of my favorite cartoon network shows
hulk: ...
bruce: Hulk?
hulk: ...
bruce: oh no............his infamous vanishing act
I mean, technically speaking, yeah, this is a new sound. these are songs we haven't heard yet, and therefore the sound is new to us. but is the sound good? I think not.
shortly after black midi's iconic breakup, Gordon Greep is back from his greep grave to lay upon us some sweet new tunes. however, this time, there's a twist: black midi is broken up. its just Gordon now. where are the other members? well, we dont know that's kind of what makes this album so creepy (or ... read more
monster? a rap album? yeah, I bet I could write a better monster rap than this goofus over here. "future"? more like past. because you're stuck in the past, and also you'll be dead because of how good my rap is gonna be in a second. you'll not be alive anymore so you'll be in the past, basically.
3...............2........1...........0!!!!!! (I bet you didn't expect me to do zero....most people stop at one. ha)
monster? you gotta go floss, sir
your breath is ... read more
one day, I was in the woods. I was lost. I couldn't find my way out, didn't know up from down. I was hopeless, helpless even.
then, I saw him: MJ Slenderman...
he was just standing there politely, as if he was waiting for me to approach him. so I decided to approach him. unlike the legendary normal slenderman, mj slenderman had a face; or at least part of one. his lips looked red...almost like the joker. he raised his arm to my face. I should have been terrified, but I wasn't. ... read more
DISCLAIMER: this album is released in tandem with the movie I will be discussing in this review, so if you mark it as low quality then you're a loser.
I just got out of the theater. I was watching the new movie, joker 2. let's just say, I have mixed opinions.
first off, we have to talk about the "musical" aspect of this movie. what the fuck is going on? I was actually pretty excited for this, since ive loved Hamilton for so many years. this thing, though, was nothing like ... read more
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