elephant in the room....that just sounds dangerous? I mean, I guess it depends on how big the room is, but an elephant is pretty damn large. larger than life, some would say. though, let's be honest, some people would probably LOSE their lives if an elephant was in a room, especially a smaller room. could an elephant even fit in, let's say, a dining room? a living room? god forbid you put a elephant in a bathroom. I dont think a elephant could even use a human shower, let alone a ... read more

human sadness 2 could've saved this

this might be a James Murphy "ripoff" but I really couldn't care less. there's moments on this album that are genuinely just as fun and catchy as some of my favorite lcd soundsystem songs, and im not gonna complain about that. yes, it sounds exactly like those songs, but I'll take what I can get of this sound. so fucking good

maybe she should stick to woodworking

i’ll be the first to say it: damon albarn was hot as fuck in the 90s. i know this is gonna be controversial to you chud snowflakes who turn your mothers basements into echo chambers for your own sensitive ass selves, but this is the real world. different people have different opinions. get used to it.

but yeah, if you wanna cancel me, go right ahead. see if i care. i don’t give a fuck. this guy is hot and literally no one else wants to admit it because they’re too scared of ... read more

bruce: certain songs reminded me much of the late Elliott smith. very cool record

hulk: BEABA DOOKIE.

bruce: hulk be nice. you're being a beaba douchebag

hulk: sorry. hulk a little beaba dummy

acab includes the pigs on that plane btw

this song sucks

The strength of "All My Heroes Are Cornballs" lies in its dynamics.

Contrary to the extreme abrasiveness and industrial tendencies of its predecessor, "Veteran", this record plays a lot more with softer sound palettes when it comes to its beats. The percussion is light, creating an airiness that you rarely hear on other JPEGMAFIA projects, and the synths and samples are smooth on the ears and seriously sound beautiful a lot of the time. This combo of what I'd call ... read more

hulk think jack only call album "no name" because he not want album to have name. hulk think this very clever

bruce: hulk that's obvious you dolt

should've been called ONE hundred because...yeah, you can guess

they should make a genre called Butt Plugg. that would be funny

bruce: somehow worse than vultures 1. he really outdid himself here

hulk: *grunts* hulk ride dick like carnival- wait, hulk not gay. ride hulk dick like carnival....that much better!

this is kind of like Peggy's whole lotta red if u think about it really hard and are stupid

bruce: better than hulk's smelly farts at least

*morphs into hulk*

hulk offended >:(

HULK CANT SMILE....HULK MAD.....GUH....WHAT HAPPENING TO HULK??

*hulk begins to grin and transform into bruce banner*

bruce: this album is awesome

dear aoty community,
friends, family, and colleagues,

you all may know me as the hulk. but you may also know me as the one who wrote the dream sex fanfiction review under this album. and after three years of glory, and five hundred likes, the lord has struck it down. the review is gone. it has been killed, deleted, destroyed, and even torn down. needless to say: i’m a little P.O.’d. what made you do it, rob? you knew of this for years, im sure. so what changed? and what does this ... read more

HULK MAD. HULK HATE EMINEM. HULK LOVE TRANS PEOPLE. HULK SMASH EMINEM....AND SMASH TRANS PEOPLE ;)

*starts morphing*

bruce banner: what he said

In the heart of an uncharted nebula, where the stars themselves seemed to shimmer with uncertainty, a clash of titans unfolded on a small, forgotten planetoid. The air crackled with anticipation as two beings prepared to engage in a battle that would be spoken of in whispers across galaxies.

One was known simply as Green Alien. His origins were a mystery, his form a vibrant shade of emerald that seemed to blend with the lush flora of his home planet, Verdura. Standing over eight feet tall, ... read more

Vacation isn't that crazy musically, but I do think it's one of the most interesting Bomb albums for how it fits into Jeff's career contextually. While it was the final sendoff to Bomb The Music Industry, it was also stylistically symbolic of what was to come from Jeff creatively over the next ten years. At this point in time, Jeff definitely hasn't abandoned his punk roots and style, but he's also managed to make a name for himself as an indie rock musician in tandem ... read more