Demon Fuzz - Afreaka!
95

Sexy Mario: imma freak-a! 😈

Jane Remover - Revengeseekerz
94

I have a few things to say.

1. im pretty sure the fire on the sword isn't real and is probably photoshopped or ai.

2. who the fuck is Danny brown?

3. too long honestly, an album should only be 35 mins max, maybe 40 but that's pushing it.

4. does she really expect me to believe she produced this all on her own?

5. quadeca better.

6. the songs just feel out of order? it's hard to explain.

7. im not even sure who Jane remover is.

8. stop saying things like ... read more

Matt Riggle - One and Only
80

really nice and laid back ep from a pretty small artist I met through instagram earlier today! he's chill go listen to this or order a cd! support small artists!

Quadeca - GODSTAINED
NR

there'd better be flute on every fucking song

The Grooms - I Deserve a Little Bit More
NR

actual fucking mythic Discover Weekly pull holy shit. these two songs are incredible

Alice in Chains - Alice in Chains
92

poor dog he got one leg. I mean 3 leg. he missing one leg is what I meant to says

Mac Miller - Balloonerism
87

rip Macklemore

aoty users: not cool man

me, flesh hulk: oh ok sorry I'll delete it

Minor Threat - Minor Threat
86

this band pisses me off. first of all, I thought their name was "minor treat" and that got me excited because I love a tasty treat, even if I was already told it would be a minor one. but apparently they're called "minor threat" which sounds a lot less tasty. in all fairness, I wasn't wearing my glasses and I have dyslexia and undiagnosed adhd, but still, they should've picked an easier name to read. second off, I dont care if the threat is minor, they're ... read more

leroy - Grave Robbing
90

this album pissed me the hell off, namely because of its....well....its name, haha. at least I can finds some joy in dark things. anyway, who does this? who grave robs? that's just fucked up. there's dead people in there and I cant imagine they would want all that if they were still here today. if you dug up my grandma, I'd be pissed the hell off. probably even more pissed off than I am right now after hearing this "album" of "music" "songs". you ... read more

Beastie Boys - Hello Nasty
85

lollll imagine you buy a can of sardines for putting on pizza but you open it and the beastie boys are in the can of sardines but the sardines aren't there its just beastie boys. mr beastie boys: today we're gonna be inside a sardine can. last person in the sardine can gets one William dollars

Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
92

this album pisses me off. a complete unknown? yeah, I sure wish you were. I wish I had no clue who Bob Dylan was. that would make my life so much easier. like a rolling stone? dude, you were never in that band. stop lying. actual fraud activity right there. "ohhh maybe he means the magazine" he doesn't lmao that would make no sense given the surrounding lyrics. fuck Bob Dylan and fuck his guitar. should have never gone electric. I guess I should expect nothing less from the guy ... read more

FUNKAYYY - CHUNK OF FUNK
NR

my latest ep :) give it a listen!

Trophy Husband - Trophy Husband Hates You
94

This is some straight Berkeley gas right here

BADBADNOTGOOD - BBNG2
94

is anyone else sweating like a freaking pig right now 😅 😳

AmyReal - SCAMMERS VS GAMBLERS: MULTIPLAYER MAP PACK
75

I just ate two and a half big peanut butter cookies. feel like shit but this ep is making me happy. maybe I will eat that last half in the morning

Poppy - Negative Spaces
NR

poppy? poopy in my diaper more like. Jordan fish produced this? what is he like a fish? that's ridiculous. this whole album is just ridiculous. alternative metal? we dont need it. me: can we get metal Mom: we have metal at home Metal at home: alternative metal. doesn't make any sense why would we need another version of metal when the old metal is already so great.

Mount Eerie - Night Palace
94

whole lotta red for people who select "no contact delivery" on doordash

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
75

lollll haha these game theory spinoff channels are getting out of control!!!!! mat pat you bitch

Dana Walden And Patrick McBride - Donkey Kong Goes Home
NR

there's no way this deserves a negative user score

EDIT: we did it we got dk out the trenches

EDIT 2: never fucking mind

EDIT 3: we're so back

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