The Clash - London Calling
96

A bundle of creative joy that sticks with you. Listened to this for the first time when I was 9 and I’m 17 and still know most songs front to back. A true classic

Playboi Carti - Die Lit
92

This is dumbest bullshit I’ve ver heard, but was bro on top of the building? It does lose some of the extreme autism dumb steam by the end.

Flipper - Album - Generic Flipper
95

Ah yes, I also have autism yes I understand this album.

Flipper - Sex Bomb
100

The song is called Sex Bomb. I feel like this score is pretty self explanatory

The Jesus and Mary Chain - Psychocandy
84

Strikes a weird tone between trying to be experimental, but also still having like hooks and stuff. Odd ass album

85

My best friend said The Crunge was great and No Quarter was ass. I may have to commit a crime

Yuno Miles - Yuno Miles (deluxe)
80

Best song is put the money in the bag

Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D.
76

This is horrible but I love it

By Storm & Injury Reserve - Double Trio
97

Tickles my balls, and then tugs on them

Nat
100

The only Christmas song I think is perfect. It just embodies the feeling the holiday gives me and just feels like actually perfect. I love this song, it is Christmas to me.

Yellow Magic Orchestra - Solid State Survivor
79

Big goofy music. The album doesn’t really work for me when it’s not big goofy cause then it’s boring. Behind the Mask is an actual good song, but the rest while sounding good is just big goofy.

Talk Talk - Spirit of Eden
90

Not as good as Laughing Stock, but not much is. It’s still really tight, but it doesn’t attach as much of an itch and Laughing Stock does, and a lot of it feels like a less memorable or defined version of what’s going on there. Eden and Desire were probably my favorites cause they gotta crazy guitar and Laughing Stock don’t got.

The Books - The Way Out
97

Shit, I think I’m a nerd

Deftones - White Pony
88

Started off a little rough but once it got past Sweet Crap it really got going for me. It’s not really my thing, but damn the part half goes off.

Newfound Interest in Connecticut - Tell Me About the Long Dark Path Home
99

This has got the sauce. The saucy sauce. It’s basically the exact style of music that just floats my boat, you know.

my bloody valentine - loveless
100

If it wasn’t for “Touched” and “Loomer” this shit would be a really high 10. Genuinely aside for my those two songs, all of these songs are one of my favorite songs ever made. It’s so peak

Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited
98

Bobert got the bars, and the Watchmen reference

Edit: (95-100) I just have no complaints

Animal Collective - Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished
100

This is what I would sound like as an album. This album is uncompromising in its vision and that alone is an achievement. Also that fact that these guys were in college while they made it also makes in outstanding. Then the big reason why I love this is that it reaches these emotional heights that, like the best emotions, don’t last long enough and fade out. It’s perfect. Alvin Row is like the greatest song I’ve ever heard

AJR - The Maybe Man
18

Booty cheeks

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