Quadeca - SCRAPYARD
89

It feels like it was just yesterday when I was watching his diss track on KSI :)

Talking Heads - Talking Heads: 77
86

Funny how my score is in the title hehe

Edit 77->86: Grew on me, which means it ruins the joke I’m sorry everyone :(

Ween - La Cucaracha
62

It hurt my soul listening to “Spirit Walker”, Gene is such a talented singer what did you do to it?!

Sad to hear Ween suck the classic charm out of their music on this one, this is the first time I’ve been bored listening to a Ween album. on this album, It sounded like they were trying too hard to satisfy.
Sorry if I phrased this poorly I’m super tired rn lol

Edit (49->62) couple songs grew on me a little bit, but I feel this is still a big step down and I find it ... read more

TOOL - Fear Inoculum
70

I love Tool, one of my favorite bands. I enjoy slow-paced music, I’m a swans fan bro. But this? Yikes it’s boring, they take such an absurd way to creep up to the pay off of each drop. Remember Parabol into Parabola?? I consider that shit to be perfect. Here it falls flat, remove the interludes first of all omg. Litanie sounds like me fucking around with a shitty synth keyboard on the app BandLab. The rest of them are also just super awkward.

But hey, this got some bomb ass songs ... read more

Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday 2
29

The sampling on this album…Jesus, the opening track using that Billie Eillish song high pitched like it’s a sad Tiktok edit.
The Move Your Feet sample on Feel 4 U and the Waka Flaka sample in FTCU is not needed, you only put 1/3rd of his producer tag. He says “Fuck the Club Up” in the song you sampled why didn’t you sample that bit? I can literally go on about these samples (some cut off awkwardly and are just stupid or corny). None of these song are even good. ... read more

Eminem - The Eminem Show
64

Forgive me, for this will be a very long review for my sake. 70 is a perfect number to show my feelings on The Eminem Show. Imma put some hot takes I’ve always noticed to have on this album, then just some thinks I wanna point out cus they’re either cringey, awkward or uninteresting. But the songs that highlight this album keep it from having the low score I thought I was going to give (in the 50s or 60s range).
So let’s start out with the weird and the skits ik NO ONE goes ... read more

Nas - Illmatic
100

Whenever the question “what is the best rap album of all time?” Comes into conversation, this has always been my answer.

Tate McRae - THINK LATER
34

this is just so basic; actually so boring
(Also gives me Melanie Martinez vibes in a way)

33

It’s better than the original, but that’s not saying much tho

Hackle - Haunted Nation
64

Ok but hearing “DJ SORROW” and “I REGRET EVERYTHING IVE DONE” from HAW made me go nuts

bl4ck m4rket c4rt - Today I Laid Down
90

Thank you Kai, you and your talent will be remembered. Absolutely mind boggling this was created by someone of only 17 years old.

파란노을 [Parannoul] - After the Magic
83

I’m rating this late cus I thought this came out in 2022 lol (I listened to it months ago and I still really like it)

O. - SLICE
67

Only one word to describe: interesting

André 3000 - New Blue Sun
78

The lyrics on this album are so beautiful 🙏

The Kid LAROI - THE FIRST TIME
39

I gotta story for everyone,
I once walked into a goodwill and witnessed what I thought was one of the stupidest, most fucked shirts I’ve ever seen in my life. It represented a picture on the front that showcased a pile of pills with eyes and a smiling mouth. On the back, text read in big bold letters: “DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME?” I laughed within the absurdity it held and with what I witnessed before my very eyes. I buy it cus I love buying shitty goodwill shirts, I ... read more

Kevin Abstract - Blanket
40

Well…my life is gonna be no different after this

Lil Darkie - THE FUTURE IS DARK
12

May be one of the hardest listens this year

Edit: (4->12) better than I remember, still really annoying and crud)

Swans - Soundtracks for the Blind
100

I can’t explain the experience I had listening to this

Caroline Polachek - Dang
NR

Good song but there’s noises which sound like a groan tube and it’s so distracting LOL

Playboi Carti - Whole Lotta Red
36

I try so much to understand this album; yes it has grown on me a bit and I like it a lot more, but aspects on here come off as either annoying or awkward..which affects my enjoyment for a handful of tracks

Edit: 50->38
Just when I think I understand it, I backtrack and just don’t get it. ITS JUST SO ANNOYING AND STUPID

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