Marin County Lighthouse Keeper - postcards from san francisco
90

california resident approved (i did cry listening to this)

AJR - Neotheater
50

this totally could've been worse.

The 'Porcelain Pal' Collective - THE CREEPYPASTA SONG: The Scariest Song In Decades
100

THE PURGATORY THEORY IS A FAN THEORY ABOUT THE CHARACTERS FROM THE TV SHOW ED EDD AND EDDY THAT SUGGESTS THEY ARE DEAD AND LEAVING IN A PURGATORY LIKE STATE ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ”ฅ

XTRATUNA - A TEACHER'S SORROW
30

๐ŸŽบI ๐ŸŽบam ๐ŸŽบBal๐ŸŽบdi
๐ŸŽบyou’re ๐ŸŽบin ๐ŸŽบmy ๐ŸŽบschool

XTRATUNA - ANIMATRONIC ASSASSIN
100

felix's verse got the entire fucking stadium candle waving

Gentle Giant - Gentle Giant
85

Amazing debut, drums are absolutely ridiculous.

CaptainSparklez - Revenge
95

do not dare call this better than the original.

this is the original.

Weezer - Raditude
20

this is the funniest album i have ever fucking heard. jesus christ it is such an abject dumpster fire i cannot help but love everything about it (except love is the answer i genuinely cant stand that one)

Kanye West - Donda 2
10

not even gonna bother rating these track individually cause i cant remember any of them and it's obv unfinished.

what i WILL do is post my ranking of every kanye song up to donda. im sorry for the takes you're about to see.

fuck you kanye, first and foremost, for making me do this shit. mothafucka.

Album Ranking:
12: Jesus Is King (2019)
11: Watch the Throne (2011)
10: Donda (2021)
9: Yeezus (2013)
8: My Beautiful Twisted Dark Fantasy (2010)
7: The Life of Pablo (2016)
6: 808s ... read more

King Crimson - Discipline
95

really fun! this is a really enjoyable album, it's still fairly impressive, glad to see that the hiatus didnt hamper anything (im aware that the lineup is completely different shush)

King Crimson - Starless and Bible Black
85

I FUCKIN FORGOT TO REVIEW THIS ONE IM SO DUMB
yeah this is an amazing album, a bit awkward shoved in between two of their best but it's still a super fun listen

Ty Dolla $ign - Wheels Fall Off
0

how is this the same guy that made Gone.

Will Wood - "In case I make it,"
100

literally can't even calculate how many times i cried listening to this. will i fucking love you with all of my soul

Kanye West - Donda
45

i'm just gonna rate these track-by track, this is a really interesting album but i'd be lying if i said i had any fun with a good portion of these songs. if this doesn't solidify that kanye is washed idk what will.

Donda Chant - Donda. Donda. Donda donda donda donda donda
Jail - Idk why but this song gives me stadium status vibes, also free my man DeMarcus Kevins
God Breathed - Auditory version of the fnaf 3 title screen. It fucking sucks
Off the Grid - Absolutely the best song ... read more

King Crimson - Red
100

jesus christ robert

Pink Floyd - The Wall
100

everyone dissing this album is actually Margaret Thatcher in disguise

Jeff Wayne - Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of The War of the Worlds
100

โŠฌโœโŽ โŒฐโœโœโ˜โŸŸโ‹โ˜Œ โŽŽโœโ€ โŒ‡โŸ’โ˜Šโ€โŸ’โโŒ‡

(translation: attention, as of writing this randompfp has been captured by martians and is currently being harvested. as the martians, and on behalf of our supreme leader sir โ‹‰โŸŸโŒฟโ‹‰โœโ€โŒฟ, this is a wonderful representation of our imminent takeover! this will truly help our cause in the years of colonizing to come.)

80

dude this guy is so obviously a furry

Will Wood - Tomcat Disposables
100

im genuinely fucking sobbing this is beautiful

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