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How can a person put something like music into words? How can something so nuanced and complex and so uniquely human be described with mere written language? Music transcends the spoken and written word, communicating with us through a much more visceral and spiritual part of ourselves. To simply talk about something like that is a challenge in and of itself, one that took me a good while to be able to approach when it came to my favorite album of all time, Disintegration by The ... read more
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I have been thinking about Queef Jerky quite often ever since their song PINEAPPLE UPSIDE-DOWN came out, but I was never really able to articulate what fascinated me about them so much until this album. Despite the fact that their production and song structure was so punchy, memorable, and unique, it always bothered me that the vocals recorded to accompany these instrumentals were essentially whining, moaning, and word-vomit with no rhyme or reason to be there. Queef Jerky is a band with ... read more
Every time I listen to a Rebecca Black song I'm like "oh this is pretty good ok" and then she says something that reminds me a little too much of an ex of mine and then I'm like "THIS IS THE BEST MUSIC EVER CREATED" through my tears
Unironically the best song I've heard all year, if you don't like this then I have no words for you.
Alright, I want you to let yourself imagine something for me. You wake up and find yourself in the center of a dark and spacious room. The room is entirely metal and there are no discernible corners, as if you’re inside an enormous metal sphere. Water is trickling down every inch of the walls in gentle and consistent streams that meet at a drain near your feet. As you begin to wonder where you are, a single light appears, shining down on an eccentric-looking man holding a 6-string bass ... read more
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Pretty much anything above a 70 is good, and anything above an 80 is something I'd recommend.
Pretty much anything above a 70 is good, and anything above an 80 is something I'd recommend.
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This is clearly stolen from Toasterqueen12 but I thought it'd be fun to try with my own 100s
In the fashion of such, the Score goes from +3 (Best day of your life) to -3 (Mom just died)
Updated 2y agoRanked 2
Broke out random number generator and my list of 200+ albums to listen to and put together a list of 30 albums that I'm going to rate and review one per day for the entire month of June. ...
Updated 5y agoRanked
Member since April 23, 2019