boygenius - the record
97

I’m so fucking happy this album is so good I was praying so hard that it would be good. as usual, these 3 can do no wrong musically.

Favorite tracks: Without You Without Them, $20, Emily I’m Sorry, True Blue, Cool About It, *Not Strong Enough*, Satanist, We’re In Love, Anti-Curse, Letter To An Old Poet

Least favorite track: Leonard Cohen

Kendrick Lamar - Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers
100

One day everyone will see the light. This is better than GKMC and top 2 Kendrick

Favorite tracks: United In Grief, N95, Worldwide Steppers, Father Time, We Cry Together, Purple Hearts, Count Me Out, Crown, Savior (Interlude), Savior, Auntie Diaries, *Mother I Sober*, Mirror

Least favorite track: Die Hard

Destroy Lonely - If Looks Could Kill
2

Yall seriously have to be fr. This is one of the worst albums I've ever heard. The longest, most boring 90 minutes of my life

Favorite tracks: There is no good or even decent song on this album

Least favorite track: Like all of them? came in wit i guess

South Park - South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
90

I have to give an homage to this soundtrack. It truly has no reason to be this good.

Favorites: Mountain Town, Its Easy Mkay?, Blame Canada, Kyle's Mom's a BItch, What Would Brian Boitano Do?, *Up There*, *La Resistance* (anthem of the goddamn century), I'm Super

Least Favorite Track: Hell Isn't Good

Jack Harlow - Jackman.
75

This is actually a pretty damn good hiphop album. Hard to think of a better step in the right direction he could’ve taken.

Favorite tracks: Common Ground, They Don’t Love It, Gang Gang Gang, *Denver*, It Can’t Be, Blame On Me

Least Favorite Track: Is That Ight?

100

I've reviewed this album before, but I didn't say a lot and after listening to it nonstop since its release, I have a lot more to say about it. This isn't only a 10/10, this is one of the best debut albums (and maybe one of the best albums) I've ever heard. While this is my "review", it will also be an analysis of the album's story.

I'd never heard of Model/Actriz before this. A lot of people didn't, their work before "Dogsbody" consists of a couple of EPs that went largely ... read more

Lorde - Pure Heroine
100

did someone say best pop album of all time

favorite tracks: all of them and especially Ribs and Team fuck you

Hot Milk - The King And Queen Of Gasoline
79

I was super fucking into this when it came out and I’m still super fucking into it now. It’s prob not too special all things considered, but I saw this band live and it was epic, so this sounded extra good when I listened to it about a week after the concert. The hook on The King And Queen Of Gasoline is insane, I hope Hot Milk gets a bit more recognition in the future.

Favorite tracks: *The King And Queen Of Gasoline*, I Fell In Love With Someone I Shouldn’t Have, Bad ... read more

Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak
95

This could easily be a 10 and it’s prob Kanye’s best album. Everytime I see this placing bottom 3 in Kanye album rankings I cringe a bit. There’s an infinite amount of things to appreciate about this masterpiece. Go back to being this artistic and vulnerable, Yitler.

Favorite Tracks: Say You Will, Welcome To Heartbreak, Heartless, Love Lockdown, Paranoid, *Robocop* (this is literally my favorite Kanye song and one of my favorite songs ever. Sample goes crazy), Street Lights, ... read more

Lana Del Rey - Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
86

Not her best, but definitely contains some of her best work. It's too slow in quite a few spots actually, but the highlights of this album make up for it in my opinion. Probably her second best album.

Favorite tracks: The Grants, Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd, *A&W* (crazy good song fr), Candy Necklace, Kintsugi, Paris Texas, Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing, Let The Light In, Taco Truck x VB

Least favorite track: ... read more

JPEGMAFIA & Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES
95

After a year of such incredible music so far, I really was waiting for a big disappointment. But no. Of course not. This album fucking rules. Because of course it does. It's literally JPEGMAFIA and Danny fucking Brown. I'm not surprised it's good, but I am a little surprised at just HOW good it is.

I already have enough positive scores for the year, now I'm adding this, and I have to review the new Lana album which I also loved. Ugh.

Favorite tracks: Steppa Pig, SCARING THE HOES, Garbage ... read more

100 gecs - 10,000 gecs
100

Honestly, I’m getting sick of enjoying albums from this year. There’s been a bit too many great ones for only being 3 months in. I think I prefer 1000 Gecs a bit more but idk with a couple more listens 10,000 Gecs could take over. It’s just bangers on bangers.

Favorite tracks: Dumbest Girl Alive, 757, Hollywood Baby, Frog On The Floor (literally fuck you guys for making this the lowest rated song it’s fucking heat), Doritos & Fritos, Billy Knows Jamie, One Million ... read more

Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
100

People who know me irl know how much I fucking love this album. I honestly cannot believe this came out in the 80's. This would sound ahead of its time even if it came out in the 2010's. One of the most influential and iconic hiphop albums ever and it's easy to see why, Nation of Millions is conscious/political hiphop done right. This was hiphop's first masterpiece.

Don Toliver - Love Sick
40

I'm being pretty generous by giving this a 40. I'm only doing so because I do see some genuine passion behind this project from everyone except Don Toliver. It has great production and is overall a pretty cohesive project, but Don himself just sounds so bland. I'm bored by pretty much every song on here. Though I do see some potential in this album, it ultimately went to waste by behind handed to this snoozer of a vocalist.

Favorite tracks: Let Her Go, Leather Coat, Slow Motion

Least ... read more

Gorillaz - Cracker Island
79

Pleasant, inoffensive synthpop. It's definitely not as good as Song Machine, its extremely front-loaded and they play it too safe at too many points but that's just about where my complaints end.

Favorite tracks: *Cracker Island*, Oil, The Tired Influencer, Silent Running, New Gold, Skinny Ape, Possession Island

Least favorite track: Tormenta

Black Country, New Road - For the first time
97

For The First Time is a masterpiece in modern post-punk/experimental rock music. The unique blend of jazz, rock, and punk influences, combined with their willingness to take risks and push boundaries, makes for a captivating and unique experience.

Every track has something to appreciate. "Instrumental" is one of my favorite instrumental tracks ever, and Opus is an absolute explosive banger of a closer. For The First Time is an experience that takes you through an absolute range of ... read more

Black Country, New Road - Live at Bush Hall
97

God I needed this. Unbelievably beautiful.

Favorite tracks: The Boy, I Won't Always Love You, Across The Pond Friend, Laughing Song, *Turbines* (god this song is so fucking amazing), Dancers, Up Song (Reprise)

Least favorite track: Up Song

Edit: 94>97. I've been listening to this non-stop and I really have no issues with pretty much all these songs. Absolute knockout of a live album.

Cage the Elephant - Melophobia
90

Peak.

Favorite tracks: Spiderhead, Come a Little Closer, *Telescope*, Take It Or Leave It, Halo, Black Widow (why is Black Widow so relatively low rated this song fucks), Teeth, Cigarette Daydreams

Least favorite track: It's Just Forever

Mother Mother - O My Heart
95

I adore this album. I'm reminded of the simple indie kid roots I came from whenever I'm reminded of how much I adore every song on this. I fully embrace my bias toward this project and this is still my favorite Mother Mother album.

Favorite tracks: O My Heart, Burning Pile, Body Of Years, Wisdom, Body, Ghosting, Hayloft, *Wrecking Ball*, Arms Tonite, Sleep Awake, Heart Heavy

Least favorite track: Try to Change

Panic! at the Disco - Viva Las Vengeance
20

Predictably bland, except at the moments where Urie's voice is so shrill you struggle to keep it going

Favorite tracks: *Viva Las Vengeance* i guess, Don't Let The Light Go Out

Least favorite track: Sad Clown

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