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KIDZ BOP Kids - KIDZ BOP 2024, Vol. 2
KIDZ BOP Kids
KIDZ BOP 2024, Vol. 2
2024 • LP
0
Jul 19, 2024
JoJo Siwa - Guilty Pleasure
JoJo Siwa
Guilty Pleasure
2024 • EP
10
Jul 13, 2024

Recent Reviews

KIDZ BOP Kids - KIDZ BOP 2024, Vol. 2
0

This is abysmal. The voices are so ridiculously auto-tuned that it sounds like a chorus of mosquitoes were allowed near the microphone, which, in that case, still probably would have sounded better than the kids themselves. Not even elementary school gym teachers would add some of these horrendous tunes to their soundtrack. You’d have to be a masochist to enjoy this Kidz Bop agglomeration.

Ps; Someone tell the producers to get their money-hungry hands off my marvelous Mitski. I’ve ... read more

JoJo Siwa - Guilty Pleasure
10

Jojo, have you learned nothing?

Although called Guilty Pleasure, there is certainly nothing pleasurable about Jojo’s first EP in her allegedly revolutionary journey into gay pop (or least, how she describes it.) The only guilt you will feel transpires while listening to the songs, in which you desperately yearn to turn off the heavily auto-tuned, unoriginal vocals coupled with pointless electric sounds in the background to save your traumatized earlobes, and the only pleasure comes after ... read more


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