Nico & Vinz - Black Star Elephant
23

yeah this fucking sucks man, this sounds like the worst Disney movie ever

TRACK RATINGS:
Intro - N/A
Am I Wrong - 4
Last Time - 5
Leave Us - N/A
Know What I'm Not - 3
Miracles - 2
New in Town - N/A
My Melody - 3
Powerful - N/A
Another Day - 2
People - 1
Runnin' - 2
Imagine - 1
In Your Arms - 2
Homelessness - 3
Lakota - N/A
Thought I Knew - 2
Arrival - N/A
When the Day Comes - 1
Kokadinye - N/A
Imaa Imaa - 3

DJ 光光光 [DJ Pica Pica Pica] - Planetary Natural Love Gas Webbin' 199999
87

In the span of ten minutes we went from breakcore to 90s rap and this came out before I DID???

BUNDA - BUNDA WORLDWIDE
72

DUBSTEP DECEMBER:
There will be quite a bit of Disciple thrown in here, as I met a coworker who is really huge into Disciple and, in turn, kinda roped me back into this. I overshadowed this EP a little bit because it dropped at the same time a Loompaskette EP did so I figured it'd be fair to go rate it after another Loompa EP rating

TRACK RATINGS:
BUSS IT DOWN SHAWTAE - 7
NAE NAE - 8
NO WAY REALLY - 9
SWAG TOWN - 6
GOO GOO GA GA - 7
FIVE NIGHTS AT BUNDA (TEAROUT JUMPSCARE) - 6

Loompaskettee - THEIR EP
80

I know my ratings for this are going to come off quite lame, but Loompaskettee continues to be surprisingly consistent with the sound, another great set of tracks and some really cool collabs too. I know it's supposed to be ironic but it really is fun as hell.

Also, I know I'm no good with keeping up with things, but this review will mark DUBSTEP DECEMBER, yeah that's right not only do I plan to catch up for the year but there will be quite a bit more of dubstep reviewed, I've got to go back ... read more

Rey Morado - Seven Grams (Deluxe)
81

Underground Georgian rapper Rey Morado comes through with the deluxe of his album earlier this year, Seven Grams, and with it will come my rating of both combined. Always cool to see something new from him.

TRACK RATINGS:
Twisted - 8
Add it Up - 8
Gucci Mane - 7
Shook - 9
don't push up - 8
Jussayin' - 7
VL Viper - 7
We Here Tho. - 9
Jitters - 9
Amelia Airheart - 7
Flowers - 10
reTwisted - 10
Rick James - 8
Origami - 7
Gengar - 8
Estupida - 7
Solarbeam - 8
Darth Faded - 81

Tom MacDonald - Renegade
0

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The Microphones - Face Shapes
61

TRACK RATINGS:
Oval Face - 6
Round Face - 6
Long Face - 5
Square Face - 6
Heart-Shape Face - 6
Wide Face - 7
Diamond-Shape Face - 7

Ronald Reagan - Freedom's Finest Hour
35

you mean to tell me this Reagan audiobook comes FREE???

how does this effect his legacy?????

PSY - 싸다9 [PSY 9th]
28

TRACK RATINGS:
9INTRO - 3
That That - 5
Celeb - 4
You Move Me - 3
Sleepless - 2
GANJI - 3
Now - 5
Happier - 2
Hello Monday - 2
Everyday - 1
forEVER - 2
Dear Me - 1

BROCKHAMPTON - TM
87

After waiting patiently for 15 hours (okay I might have slept a few of those) we finally have the last BROCKHAMPTON tape, the final group effort from the boys, and whew, I'll just let the numbers do the talking. So glad we got one last moment.

TRACK RATINGS:
FMG - 10
ANIMAL - 9
LISTERINE - 8
NEW SHOES - 10
KEEP IT SOUTHERN - 9
MAN ON THE MOON - 10
BETTER THINGS - 10
CRUCIFY ME - 8
DUCT TAPE - 7
ALWAYS SOMETHING - 7
GOODBYE - 8

BROCKHAMPTON - The Family
87

I've become quite the BROCKHAMPTON fan over time, I would be understating a lot to say that I was estastic to find this was just one of two drops we were going to get from the group, and while this one only features Kevin Abstract (with Bearface backup vocals on one track), it's extremely colorful in its production and manages to hold itself into the catalogue very well. I've noticed some say that this should just be a Kevin Abstract record but the whole album is about, well, BROCKHAMPTON, and ... read more

MUST DIE! - FERAL FANTASY
78

Very sick sound design all around here from MUST DIE!, honestly always welcome to see a full length from him.

TRACK RATINGS:
EAT DIRT - 8
CREEPSHOW - 9
VIOLENCE - 7
IN MY HEAD - 7
KEEP U SAFE - 8
MOVE I MAKE - 8
U SHOULD KNOW - 9
GRAVEBLOOM - 9
NEW YORK CITY - 7
GAGGED & BOUND - 7
FERAL FANTASY - 7

Drake & 21 Savage - Her Loss
72

If anyone could get me to finally sit down and listen to another Drake record, I guess it'd be 21 Savage.

I mean yeah it was mid lmfao

EDIT: Original score 61

This warmed up on me hella, at least the first half did, first scores was OG, new scores are current thoughts.
TRACK RATINGS:
Rich Flex - 8 --> 9
Major Distribution - 9 --> 10
On BS - 6 --> 7
BackOutsideBoyz - 5 --> 6
Privileged Rappers - 7 --> 8
Spin Bout U - 7 --> 9
Hours in Silence - 4 --> 7 (cut out the last ... read more

Lost Media - allude vanity
81

TRACK RATINGS:
speaks - 8
as we embrace inevitability - 9
my teenage dream ended - 8
confidential - 9
default hymm - 8
D.I.V.A. - 7
futile bliss obsession - 10
feds - 7
G.O.D. motif - 7
vogue - 7
eros - 8
darkness light darkness - 8
son - 9
fanfare (W.O.R.L.D.) - N/A

Bring Me The Horizon - Count Your Blessings
67

woo happy late birfday

TRACK RATINGS:
Pray for Plagues - 7
Tell Slater Not to Wash His Dick - 5
Braille (For Stevie Wonder's Eyes Only) - 6
A Lot Like Vegas - 8
Black & Blue - 6
Slow Dance 6
Liquor and Love Lost - 6
(I Used to Make Out With) Medusa - 8
Fifteen Fathoms, Counting - 9
Off the Heezay - 6

Imagine Dragons - Mercury – Act 2
17

TRACK RATINGS:
Bones - 4
Symphony - 2
Sharks - 3
I Don't Like Myself - 2
Blur - 5
Higher Ground - 2
Crushed - 3
Take it Easy - 2
Waves - 2
I'm Happy - 0
Ferris Wheel - 2
Piece of Mind - 1
Sirens - 2
Tied - 0
Younger - 1
I Wish - 0
Continual - 1
They Don't Know You Like I Do - 1

Imagine Dragons - Mercury – Act 1
25

TRACK RATINGS:
Enemy - 4
My Life - 5
Lonely - 4
Wrecked - 3
Monday - 2
#1 - 3
Easy Come Easy Go - 2
Giants - 3
It's Ok - 1
Dull Knives - 2
Follow You - 1
Cutthroat - 1
No Time for Toxic People - 3
One Day - 2

Stevie Wonder - Stevie at the Beach
39

TRACK RATINGS:
Castes in the Sand - 5
Ebb Tide - 5
Sad Boy - 3
Red Sails in the Sunset - 4
The Beachcomber - 5
Castles in the Sand Instrumental - 5
Happy Street - 3
The Party at the Beach House - 4
Hey Harmonica Man - 3
Beach Stomp - 2
Beyond the Sea - 4

Elton John - Victim of Love
32

For only being 35 mins this was repetitious as shit.

TRACK RATINGS:
Johnny B. Goode - 4
Warm Love in a Cold World - 2
Born Bad - 3
Thunder in the Night - 3
Spotlight - 4
Street Boogie - 3
Victim of Love - 4

The Simpsons - The Simpsons Sing the Blues
76

Epic memeworthy status that is Deep, Deep Trouble aside, this album is an assortment of the more "Jazzy" side of Springfield and while, admittedly, some of the vocals on this album just aren't it, conceptually this is fun and it sounds great.

TRACK RATINGS:
Do the Bartman - 5
School Day - 7
Born Under a Bad Sign - 7
Moanin' Lisa Blues - 6
Deep, Deep Trouble - 10
God Bless The Child - 8
I Love to See You Smile - 8
Springfield Soul Stew - 10
Look At All Those Idiots - 10
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