Fleetwood Mac - Time
68

SHITCORE:
Honestly I'm not sure why people hate this record as bad as the scores reflect. I get it's not Fleetwood Mac but that shouldn't really devalue the sound, and there's some real cool stuff going on here and there.

TRACK RATINGS:
Talkin' to My Heart - 6
Hollywood (Some Other Kind of Town) - 8
Blow by Blow - 7
Winds of Change - 7
I Do - 7
Nothing Without You - 6
Dreamin' the Dream - 7
Sooner or Later - 8
I Wonder Why - 7
Nights in Estoril - 7
I Got it in You - 8
All Over Again - 4
These ... read more

AJR - Neotheater
20

SHITCORE:

lol

Actually you know what I really want to sit here and actually talk about it a little bit because if anything it's just really fucking frustrating. His vocals, 70% of the time, are actually quite fine, but the just...at times lame at others cringey lyrics combined with what seems like no flow or thought process of musical direction tank it incredibly.

TRACK RATINGS:
Next Up Forever - 3
Birthday Party - 2
100 Bad Days - 4
Don't Throw Out My Legos - 2
Break My Face - 3
Turning ... read more

Johnny Cash - From Sea to Shining Sea
32

SHITCORE:

with a 2.68/5 on RYM and a 73 on AOTY, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel for shitcore recs from the 60s. This will, in fact, be my first Johnny Cash record!

The spoken word style got really annoying after like, 10 tracks man.

TRACK RATINGS:
From Sea to Shining Sea - 2
The Whirl and the Suck - 5
Call Daddy from the Mine - 4
The Frozen Four-Hundred-Pound Fair-to-Middlin' Cotton Picker - 5
The Walls of a Prison - 3
The Masterpiece - 2
You and Tennessee - 4
Another Song to Sing - ... read more

YBN Nahmir - VISIONLAND
14

SHITCORE:

man i don't even LIKE YBN Namhir, shit, I barely give a shit about Cordae. Let's go I guess.

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS MAN SOME HEAD SO HE CAN STOP FUCKING RAPPING ABOUT IT.

TRACK RATINGS:
Still (Family) - 2
Regardless - 2
Politics (feat. G Herbo & DaBoii) - 3
Opp Stoppa (feat. 21 Savage) - 2
Get it Crackin - 0
Fast Car Music (STAIN) - 2
PRISON - 1
LAMB TRUCK - 2
FAST CAR ENDING - 4
Wake Up - 0
Belgium - 1
Make a Wish - 0
Homework - 2
Streets - 0
WooWAM - 1
Soul Train - 0
2 ... read more

Russ - ZOO
64

SHITCORE:
Admittedly, I know next to nothing about Russ besides the fact that he gets memed on HARD.

This isn't terrible but moreso unmemorable.

TRACK RATINGS:
The Flute Song - 6
Outlaw - 7
Kill Them All - 4
Missin You Crazy - 8
Voicemail - 8
Parkstone Drive - 7
Begging You - 5
Serious - 8
Keep My Wits - 5
Our Time - 6
From a Distance - 5
Last Forever (feat. Rick Ross and Snoop Dogg) - 8
Keep it Pushin (feat. Mahalia) - 6
Fuck That - 7

Justin Bieber - Under the Mistletoe
9

SHITCORE:

lol there's a deluxe version of this shit

TRACK RATINGS:
Only Thing I Ever Get for Christmas - 1
Mistletoe - 1
The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire) [feat. Usher] - 2
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - 1
Fa La La (feat. Boys II Men) - 3
All I Want for Christmas is You (SuperFestive!) [Duet With Mariah Carey] - 0
Chirstmas Eve - 2
All I Want is You - 0
Home This Christmas (feat. The Band Perry) - 0
Silent Night - 0

Charles Manson - Lie: The Love and Terror Cult
65

SHITCORE:

whew boy (yes, a lot of these scores look similar, a lot of the album sounds similiar)

TRACK RATINGS:
Look at Your Game Girl - 7
Ego - 8
Mechanical Man - 6
People Say I'm No Good - 6
Home is Where You're Happy - 7
Arkansas - 7
I'll Never Say Never to Always - 8
Garbage Dump - 7
Don't Do Anything Illegal - 7
Sick City - 8
Cease to Exist - 8
Big Iron Door - 6
I Once Knew a Man - 7
Eyes of a Dreamer - 7
Devil Man - 7
The More You Love - 6
Two Pair of Shoes - 7
Maiden With Green Eyes ... read more

Attila - About That Life
59

SHITCORE:

So I actually grew up with this record a little bit, it came out around the heyday of my phase, and I really did bump it a lot... Now, I vaguely remember this record, and I remember hating everything else they released (I even went back and rated their debut, which was ALSO a shitcore chart album), but it'll be interesting to see what I still think is good.

Also Attila sucks.

But no seriously I don't think my 14 year old ass realized how fucking edgy Fronz was. I mean sure this ... read more

Warren Zevon - Wanted Dead or Alive
58

SHITCORE:

I hate Werewolves of London I hope this doesn't suck.

Kinda.

TRACK RATINGS:
Wanted Dead or Alive - 8
Hitch Hikin' Woman - 7
She Quit Me - 7
Calcutta - 7
Iko-Iko - 5
Traveling in the Lightnin' - 4
Tule's Blues - 5
A Bullet for Ramona - 8
Gorilla - 7
Fiery Emblems - 7

Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music | *the Amine β Ring
55

Next on the SHITCORE is Lou Reed's noise record, Metal Machine Music, and herein lies a somewhat small problem in my ratings system ideas. For albums of the abstract such as these, which are more just one piece than separate tracks, it's hard to just take an average score for them, so in this case, you won't get a track rating, the rating will just reflect how I feel about the whole "song" that is Metal Machine Music.

This is hauntingly cool. But way too long.

Bob Dylan - Under the Red Sky
72

Next up on the SHITCORE ride is Bob Dylan's Under the Red Sky, and I can't really speak much about Bob Dylan himself, as this is only my second project with him (I've heard some other bits and pieces but no full record really), and while I don't consider myself to be hugely into him, I cannot lie that this scoring just didn't make sense. Maybe I myself am not getting it as an outlier, however, this album was a fun trip, it just seems like he's having a bunch of fun on this record.

TRACK ... read more

Fall Out Boy - M A N I A
18

Teen0fStyle and I are back again with the SHITCORE charts. This time, we decided that the original lame 2014 one or whatever was simply too outdated, simply took too much of one era into consideration...so now we've got like 400 more albums to eventually get through!

However, lady luck decided it was time for me to finally hear another Fall Out Boy record, and it's probably one of the one's I'd be the least excited about. (I genuinely think I'd be less excited for Save Rock and Roll or ... read more

Jack Ü - Skrillex and Diplo Present Jack Ü
73

Why not? This album had actually been in my radar for, well, since it came out. I was still hugely into my Skrillex phase around the time this dropped and, of course, Where Are Ü Now was massively successful at the time so I had already heard that, but the huge thing that had turned me off from it was actually the other half of the duo itself, Diplo. I'm just...NOT a Diplo fan. I've definitely tried to dip my toes into his discography (no full album listen, but still) and it's just never ... read more

Yeat - Up 2 Më
85

Yeat has been quite the everpresent figure of 2022, and I'm not even afraid to admit that I found out about his music through TikTok (I'm sure the same can be said for many nowadays), but as polarizing as he is his style has definitely always intrigued me. I've heard bits from this album for quite a bit now (U could tëll had been in my playlist for a while now) so I think it's finally time to sit and hear the record.

TRACK RATINGS:
Cmon - 9
Morning mudd - 8
Got rich - 9
Lët ya know - ... read more

Pi'erre Bourne - The Life Of Pi'erre 4 (Deluxe)
79

As it is, if you follow me personally then you probably know that I've been slowly loving the trap scene more and more, and, admittedly, I'm quite foreign to a huge chunk of it. It took forever, but I went from not liking Carti whatsoever (I have tapped out of Die Lit seven times!) to having Whole Lotta Red being in my top eight most scrobbled album.

Pi'erre's production has interested me since I've fallen in love with WLR, and honestly? This surprised me more than I thought it would, while ... read more

CXRPSE - Jaded Rap Nigga
88

Another Cxrpse record and it just seems like he's becoming more and more consistent with time. LEASH was one of my favorite singles to come out of this year and boy did this album deliver some bangers.

TRACK RATINGS:
REMINISING - 8
IUDEX - 9
EVIL CATHOLIC CRUSADER - 9
PLAGUE - 10
COLORS - 9
MENACE - 9
I STILL LISTEN TO FREAXXX BY BROKENCYDE (me too!!!) - 9
LAY YO ASS TO WASTE - 7
WHAT IF YEAT WAS IN MINECRAFT MINING DIAMONDS - 8
AGORAPHOBIA - 9
I'M SCARED TO BE 30 AND STILL RAPPING LIKE YOU ... read more

Logic - Vinyl Days
89

At this point I'm at this weird Logic phase, I kinda like his stuff but I've never really delved into stuff past the Bobby Tarentino tapes besides the random tracks I've heard from each record. This'll be my technical first Logic album in full and of course it's the one that's 30 tracks with Russ but oh well, mayhaps this will encourage me to revisit his old stuff.

TRACK RATINGS:
Danger - N/A
Tetris - 8
in my lifetime (feat. Action Bronson) - 9
Decades - 8
JJ Abrahams - N/A
BLACKWHITEBOY - ... read more

80

I said I wouldn't do it and then I did. And honestly? It's pretty alright mostly. There's some good tracks but some really just...awful moments here. Nothingness is not only too long but uncomfortable at the end, while tracks like Lolibox and RSOD are okay but at the end of the day there's a few amazing songs packed in here as well.

TRACK RATINGS:
RSOD - 8
Cyberia Lyr1 - 9
Luciferians - 9
Squids - 8
Hopelessness - 10
Suicide in Fragments - 9
Nice Ways to Die - 6
Cyberia Lyr2 - 10
Blacklight - ... read more

Lil Darkie - THE SMALL DARK ONE
84

Lil Darkie dropped a new EP, so you know what that means: mixed feelings from the audience! It never fails to see the absolutely polarizing thoughts of Lil Darkie.

AS FOR ME, FUCK YEAH BABY NEW EP. This new EP is definitely more up my alley after boros left me feeling a little...dry. I was wanting more, and while that EP wasn't bad, it wasn't the direction that I personally enjoyed as far as Lil Darkie's style. In terms of this new EP, the production here is probably the most consistent of any ... read more

Miya Lowe - CHAO GARDENS
95

I know I've rated this recently, and I mean really recently, but A) I didn't review it, and B) it's been in my rotation quite commonly since I did rate it so I only figure that returning to it so soon is only fair, if not to get a chance to talk about it because I genuinely feel like people are sleeping on a goldmine here, even if you're NOT a breakcore fan (which if you are, then by all means I'd consider this a must hear), but this is a really great starting record to get into the genre. This ... read more

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