The Beatles - The Beatles
90

Bungalow Bill is an absolute banger. Deserves a higher score!

Calvin Harris - Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1
60

I MIGHT

EMPTY MY BANK ACCOUNT

AND BUY THAT BOY WIT A PIPE

BUY THAT BOY WIT A PIPE

I MIGHT
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Absolute Classic..

Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl
40

Silencing opinions is not a flattering Look Taylor..

Pretty repetitive in topic, instrumentals don't do much for me more often than not, some really cringe moments in her writing that ruin the overall experience she's trying to set up. I did enjoy Fate of Ophelia, Elizabeth Taylor and Opalite for how catchy they manage to be with the choruses, delivery was great in my opinion, and even had some upbeat production with groove. Outside of these three, I'm pretty bored. Nothing new ... read more

Björk - Vulnicura
90

Heard the first two tracks and I was already in tears. Bjork is just insanely talented, a top tier vocalist without a doubt.

Gladys Knight & The Pips - Imagination
90

This album is an underrated gem waiting to be given its credit

The Roots - How I Got Over
80

I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI LOVE BLACK THOUGHT I LOVE BLACK THOUGHTI ... read more

Token - Hawk Tuah Freestyle
0

Bro HAS to delete this😭

Chappell Roan - The Subway
86

slowly growing on me more everyday

Björk - Homogenic
90

Bjork is heaven sent

A$AP Rocky - TESTING
50

Sadly Rocky's worst, so many sleepy ideas that fail to keep my attention. Pretty plain and undercooked production choices, the mixing is a bit weak on certain tracks, and the writing is just mediocre while being backed by tiring delivery more often than not. FKA Twigs sounds pretty out of place on her feature, we have a 2 min interlude with Kodak that overstays its welcome, too much to go on about. Praise the lord's a banger tho..

Danny Brown - Starburst
88

CHEEEEEEEECKKKKKKKK! DANNY, YOU CAN'T MISS!

Ho99o9 - Tomorrow We Escape
80

Rap Metal is a gift I never knew I needed. (UNRELATED NOTE: Vanisher, Horizon Scraper full review finished)

Ho99o9 is a name I'm 100% looking into after this project. I LOVE and I mean LOVE, the production on this LP. The rap performances and abrasive nature of everything just fills me with so much energy. The tracks are almost constantly exciting and hectic to the highest degree. Psychic Jumper may be the only moment where it lost its sense of cohesion and while not being a bad track is ... read more

Maruja - Pain to Power
90

I may give this 100 after a couple more listens NGL!

Maruja's debut is one for the history books. Working on a long form review as we speak. The jazz elements of this noise rock beauty make things all the more satisfying and heavenly as an experience. From an insane earthquake of an intro to such a gracious theme on the song Saoirse (one of my favorites of all time now). This is one of the most grand listens from front to back. Such elegance in the atmosphere yet so rough around the edges ... read more

Nas - King's Disease III
80

WE COMIN BLACKER THAN BLACK PANTHER 2 - Nas 2022

Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend
30

I'd rather sit through every season of Girl Meets World than listen to this again.

Sabrina Carpenter has yet to prove why she should be taken seriously as an artist. I mean the antics of each track's subject is just redundant and washed out. It's no surprise considering she's working with JACK ANTANOFF of all people, this man has no poetic bone in his body and he's not gonna help Sabrina find the best original version of herself with his mediocrity. I can't pick ... read more

Drake - Which One
10

These accents are getting out of hand💀 Central Cee and Drake may be competing for the worst writing. Snoozer of a dance track, basic and uninteresting beat loop (genuinely might be a preset), annoying hook, the Iceman might melt before the album drops..

Kid Cudi - Free
50

Neverland is FOR SURE bout to go crazy on Kidz Bop.

After INSANO'S heavy failure I knew Cudi was officially dethroned from his once claimed mighty status. His musical direction has been far from well executed for some time now but this new project isn't the worst thing, in fact I think it's an alright attempt of a project. It's no secret that Cudi deals with mental struggles, and while the writing on this LP didn't have the most profound or interesting way of touching ... read more

BigXthaPlug - I Hope You're Happy
20

Nope, I can appreciate his attempt at a country rap project but it's just NOT interesting in any way shape or form. Generic country performances, poorly written hooks from these features, redundant writing from Big X himself, and I just don't care for Jelly Roll.

underscores - Music
94

GAWWWWDAMN, THIS IS WHY I LOVE UNDERSCORES

Maruja - Saoirse
100

Yea this is going down as one of my favorites. I teared up.

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