Paramore - Paramore
86

Edit: 76-> 86

Sublime - Sublime
88

Edit: 79 -> 88
Cry about it lmfaoo

No Doubt - Tragic Kingdom
92

Why tf does this not have a Must Hear label? This is quintessential listening for the 90s.

Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp a Butterfly
100

I am going to call my past self stupid for giving this anything less than a 100. Its flawless and essential listening for all hip-hop fans.

Ween - Shinola, Vol. 1
81

Gabrielle is one of the best Ween songs

Ween - Quebec
94

Edit: (85->94)

Primus - Pork Soda
98

Edit: (83->98)

Chakachas - Jungle Fever
80

This shit is so god damn funky. The title track is like if you looked away from a 70s porno tho

Talking Heads - Remain in Light
100

Crazy influential on some of my favourite bands. Byrne dancing all the way

Squid - O Monolith
88

Great and unique sounding album. Really glad they were able to follow up their previous record with something this good

Comus - First Utterance
95

Wow, this is twisted as fuck but amazing

Dr. Dog - Here Comes the Hotstepper
80

Train stinks. Solid cover

Dr. Dog - Shame, Shame
83

Love me some PHD Poodle. Some research Retriever. Some Surgeon Shih Tzu. Some Maltese medic.

The Neighbourhood - I Love You.
67

Fucking chokehold on suburban youth

System of a Down - Toxicity
100

Score edit: (88-100)

It has been a minute since I had listened to the full project and realized that anything less than a 10 is a travesty. I want to apologize to my high school self for forgetting how hard this fucks.

AJR - The Dumb Song
60

Really not that bad. I used to be a fan of AJR in middle school so I can never be too harsh on them.

Melanie Martinez - Cry Baby
0

Abuser-core and as an ACTUAL victim I am disgusted. I wasn't even aware Melanie Martinez was a person until a few days ago and wish I could go back MIB style.

That aside, the production is basic and when it isn't., its a blatant rip off of way better songs. The lyrics are...

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